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[deoptimize context: 1d440be414b1]
[disabled optimization for test, reason: bad value context for arguments value]
Function test(1, 2) is not optimized

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prod/live
prod/master -> beta server

dev/uat     -> uat server
dev/master  -> dev server
dev/3000
dev/3001
dev/3002
dev/...

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<Venn->  Someone's just installed Windows 8 in our office ...
<Venn->  One of the secretaries said she's not coming to work tomorrow if Windows 7 isn't back on her machine again
<chiper> 8, not 8.1?
<Venn->  and two people went home early
<Venn->  saying they'd bad headaches
<chiper> wait, across the entire office?
<Venn->  yup, very bright IT dept.
<Venn->  A load of people are saying they can no longer use their PCs
<Venn->  and need to go on training courses
<chiper> fucking hell.  you don't just deploy that shit overnight

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$ traceroute google.com
traceroute: Warning: google.com has multiple addresses; using 74.125.224.194
traceroute to google.com (74.125.224.194), 64 hops max, 52 byte packets
 1  192.168.1.1 (192.168.1.1)  0.535 ms  0.369 ms  0.273 ms
 2  10.130.0.1 (10.130.0.1)  10.788 ms  10.516 ms  11.649 ms
 3  * pwy1aggc01-gex0414.sd.sd.cox.net (68.6.11.78)  15.898 ms  15.429 ms
 4  * * *
 5  * fed1dsrj02-xe130.0.rd.sd.cox.net (68.6.8.4)  28.982 ms  32.966 ms
 6  sanjbprj01-ae0.0.rd.sj.cox.net (68.1.5.184)  31.211 ms *  32.996 ms
 7  * paltbprj02-ae1-308.rd.pt.cox.net (68.105.31.37)  30.750 ms  30.803 ms

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var through2  = require('through2');
var path      = require('path');
var gulp      = require('gulp');

gulp.task('bootstrap', function () {
	return gulp.src('./node_modules/bootstrap/js/*.js')
		.pipe(through2.obj(function transform (file, enc, next) {
			if (file.isNull()) {
				this.push(file); // pass along
				return next();

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var proxmis = require('proxmis');

var parse = function (callback) {
	return function (err, value) {
		if (err) {
			callback(err);
		} else {
			try {
				value = JSON.parse(value);

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var Emitter = require('events').EventEmitter;

module.exports = function (target) {
	if (!target) {target = new Emitter();}
	if (target.proxyTo) {return target;}

	var oldEmit = target.emit;
	target.preProxies = [];
	target.postProxies = [];

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var net = require('net');
var clients = [];
var total = 0;

net.createServer(function (socket) {
	clients.push(socket);
	var id = clients.length -1;
	var name = 'User ' + (++total);
	socket._name = name;

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1. Anna leaves on horseback just five minutes after Elsa runs off, AND rides a sleigh up the mountain, yet somehow is completely unable to catch up to her sister who is on foot.

2. "You think you have it bad? I sell ice for a living."

   This is a terrible way to transport ice in the middle of summer. A sleigh would be unmovable without snow on the ground, and the ice would start to melt before he got to his destination. So either Kristoff is trying to use a sleigh in summer, or he's deliberately trying to sell ice in the middle of a freak snow storm. Either way, he is horrible at his job.

3. After dropping Anna off at the castle, Kristoff manages to walk a mile up-hill in snow in only a few minutes. This movie has no sense of how far a person can walk in snow.

4. And where is Kristoff going? He doesn't have a sleigh any more, and he's walking away from town, where his business would have been based.

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var denyRoutes = express.Router();

denyRoutes
	.use(denyAnon)
	.get('/listdocs',                           handlers.listdocs)
	.get('/viewer',                             handlers.viewer)
	.get('/viewer/:filename',                   handlers.viewer)
	.get('/getdoc',                             handlers.getdoc)
	.post('/savedoc',         bodyParser, csrf, handlers.savedoc)