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//os global Good news all! We are glad to announce the official partnership between PonyChat and the Pusher and Shover robots! We hope to learn a lot from and share with them to make things better for everypony. Good stuff is on the way!
//os global send
WAIT 5 MINUTES
//os global Okay, the pusher robot apparently shoves around blind people, and the shover robot pushes bread down their throats. However, we're all okay thanks to them being here to protect us from the terrible secret of space.
//os global send
WAIT 5 MINUTES
//os global After much consideration, we at PonyChat have decided to end our alliance with the Pusher and Shover robots due to them not being able to come to a consistent decision on whether pushing or shoving will protect you from space's terrible power.
//os global We're sorry to waste your time, and hope you have a great April Fool's day!
//os global Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k
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