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Chronicle
In the time before ponychat, the world was just not the same. Parasprites
ravaged the scattered herds in their multitudes. Harsh rulers wantonly declared
banishment. And frequent netsplits violently tore at the very fabric of the
netscape, leaving even bronies of the same herd segregated from their friends.
In despair of this abysmal situation, two intrepid independent groups of bronies
forwarded their best minds towards finding a solution. They both arrived at the
same conclusion, both knew that the brony communities needed a network to call
their own. A place where tolerance reigned free, where the rulers ran with the
herds, and where, above all else, friendship was highest prized.
These aspects of brony essence, purest necessity for their new home,
were nowhere found reflected on the vastness of the internet. As such, each
group undertook a mission most epic of scope: a mission to create such a place
from the metaphorical ground up. Both groups began laying the groundwork, and it
was then that they realized that they were not alone, but were in fact building
side by side others in common interest. The two groups found that they were the
same, both of mind and purpose. Though alarmed at first, they did the very thing
that they had set out to do: on that very spot, they joined together through
bonds of friendship eternal to share in the toils of work yet to come.
Forthwith, they set about bringing their new home into existence. . .
together. Though the stress of the toil was great, they pressed ever onward in
their construction. “Build it and they will come,” was the sole thought that
crossed their collective mind during the creation. Many a late night was spent
on the round table of Skype in deepest conference. Dreaming, planning, drawing
forth a new world from desire most pure, for no detail was to be left to fickle
chance.
Build it and they will come, and come they did. To champion each of the
brony needs did a community step forward.
For pictures and art, did #20pc enter the frame. Our valiant community
from twentypercentcooler.net will forever strive to bring the latest pony pics
through the best user interface on the web unto you. But they didn’t stop there.
Every now and again they manage to wrangle in one of the popular artists that
draw them, to the great delight of all.
For sound, most primal, #bronymusic came into being. A creative herd
that sets the tempo of all communities pony. After all, the music has always
need of creators.
When it becomes time to unwind and relax, there is no place better than
#brony. Within #brony’s lofty halls, you shall find what is best described as a
tavern. The tales are bawdy, the wenches are loose. And such a place just
wouldn’t feel right without the occasional brawl. All conversation is free and
comes easy. But be forewarned, some tales are quite saucy and are thus not for
the faint of heart.
While relaxation most divine finds it’s way into your hearts, souls, and
minds, sometimes you simply need some music mixed for you. To meet that wantonly
Haute Société need, #bronyradio is the best on network. Sit back, listen, and
enjoy as live pony Dj’s wait on your whim and pleasure several times a week.
Also, there are whispers of a new project. . . bronyplayer.com. . . where
mayhaps you shall be able to build your own playlists from their ever expanding
pony music archive.
For video and all from thence engendered, did #bronystate step forth.
Kick back and watch the latest pony episode as it airs live with built in chat
clients to keep you immersed in the herd, or watch one of their other many
streams throughout the week.
More interested in the base components of video? Well, if you possess
such videophile needs, #ponyarchive has come forth from the aether for you.
Curious? Feel free to check them out.
In #geek, they lurk: brilliant one and all. They wait only for a worthy
conversation to awake them from their contemplative slumber. Behemoths of
intellect turned to stone, awaiting the day on which the pressure of academic
inquiry surpasses that of thermodynamic stability. On that day, they shall let
the light of their wisdom shine forth.
And here our story does come to a close, for the creators, seeing all
things were good, returned to their places amongst the gathered herds. The
intrepid bronies allowed themselves to sink into the mists of obscurity, until
they are once more needed. Amongst the users do they run, made shades by that
which they have accomplished. So run free and safe, knowing that the realm shall
be forevermore protected by these spirits of harmony. Perhaps if you look
closely enough, you might even see a ghost.
As for the feelings this project has engendered, that which we wish most
to impart to our noble users: is simply a closeness fuelled by universal bond.
We are a herd. We are bronies. We are ponychat: ponies together.
MakerDusk
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