rofl0r

#define _XOPEN_SOURCE 700
#include <signal.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main()
{
	sigset_t set;
	int status;

	if (getpid() != 1) return 1;

heptal

Displaying images in the terminal with tput and echo

Requires ImageMagick, easily available from your favorite package manager. Tested on Linux and OSX

convert image.png -resize 40 txt:-|sed -E 's/://;s/\( ? ?//;s/, ? ?/,/g;s/\)//;s/([0-9]+,[0-9]+,[0-9]+),[0-9]+/\1/g;s/255/254/g;/mage/d'|awk '{print $1,$2}'|sed -E 's/^0,[0-9]+ /print "echo;tput setaf "\;/;s/^[0-9]+,[0-9]+ /print "tput setaf ";/;s/(.+),(.+),(.+)/\1\/42.5*36+\2\/42.5*6+\3\/42.5+16/'|bc|sed 's/$/;echo -n "  ";/'|tr '\n' ' '|sed 's/^/tput rev;/;s/; /;/g;s/$/tput sgr0;echo/'|bash

jpetazzo

Rectifier

The diode bridge is the simplest rectifier I know.

Rectifier lets you share a directory with a docker container (just like $yourvm shared folders).

You don't have to install anything in your containers, and you only need to install diod in the host. diod is packaged on Ubuntu/Debian distros, and will automatically be apt-get install-ed if needed.

Since it uses diod to make a bridge, I called it rectifier. Yeah, that sucks, so if you have a better name, I'll steal it!

chrismcfee

May the Force be with You
A Tulpa Creation Guide
by Methos
Twitter: @GGMethos
ggmethos@autistici.org
v2.8.1
Last Edit: 28-Sep-2017


The following work falls under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) License. The official terms of the license can be seen here:

quchen

13:15 <xQuasar>      | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF 
                     | FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar>      | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite>        | hello
13:16 <ChongLi>      | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn>       | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel 
                     | compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage>     | hi
13:16 <luite>        | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile 
                     | haskell to javascript now

clarle

// Module dependencies

var express    = require('express'),
    mysql      = require('mysql');

// Application initialization

var connection = mysql.createConnection({
        host     : 'localhost',
        user     : 'root',

marktheunissen

This playbook has been removed as it is now very outdated.

Xe

class LinkedList {
	private class Node {
		public char data;
		public Node next;
		
		Node(char d, Node n) {
			data = d;
			next = n;
		}
	}

spikebike

package main

import (
    "crypto/tls"
    "crypto/x509"
    "fmt"
    "io"
    "log"
)

bjtitus

#!/usr/bin/perl

use Net::Ping;

$host = "www.google.com";

while (1) {
    $p = Net::Ping->new('icmp');
    if ($p->ping($host)) {
	print "$host is alive.\n";