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13:15 < xQuasar> HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN
PUSSIES
13:15 < xQuasar> JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 < luite> hello
13:16 < ChongLi> somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 < merijn> Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel compelled to
write Node.js!
13:16 < genisage> hi
13:16 < luite> you might be pleased to learn that you can compile haskell to
javascript now
13:17 < sipa> @where ops
13:17 < lambdabot> arjanb bos Cale conal copumpkin dcoutts dibblego dons edwardk
glguy Heffalump Igloo jmcarthur johnw kosmikus Lemmih
monochrom Philippa Pseudonym quicksilver roconnor Saizan
shapr sjanssen ski wli
13:17 < lambdabot> xerox
13:18 < xQuasar> FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSSY OPS
13:18 < xQuasar> THEY CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME CUNTS
13:18 < quchen> xQuasar: While I don't think anything is wrong with faggots to
the point where "faggot" isn't insulting anymore, I assure you
we have heterosexuals in our language as well.
13:18 < quchen> Haskell is invariant under gender. Really!
13:18 < Iceland_jack> quchen++
13:18 < merijn> I don't blame him, I'd be this angry to if I had to write
javascript all day too
13:19 < xQuasar> FUCK YOU STRAIGHT CUNTS
13:19 < xQuasar> BESTIALITY IS THE BEST
13:19 < quchen> merijn: Lol. And when I write that I mean it :D
13:19 < quchen> xQuasar: Do you have any specific questions?
13:20 < merijn> This is sort of like a puppy trying to be angry with you...it's
just kinda adorable to see him think he has any effect :)
13:20 < quchen> xQuasar: You're offtopic right now. This is a Haskell help
channel. Do you have Haskell questions?
13:20 < quchen> xQuasar: We'd love to help you make your first steps.
13:20 < tsinnema> hey -- is there a proper way to whine about no one having
responded to a question? :)
13:20 < xQuasar> i just want to get kicked out of a bunch of channels for fun
13:20 < quchen> Have you seen LYAH? It's a very enjoyable book on Haskell. It
also has a reputation of being very uplifting.
13:20 < quchen> @where lyah
13:20 < xQuasar> why is no one cooperating with me
13:20 < lambdabot> http://www.learnyouahaskell.com/
13:21 < tsinnema> in soviet russia, haskell learns a you
13:21 < merijn> tsinnema: Yeah, wait 30 minutes or more and try again :)
13:21 < Iceland_jack> xQuasar: We are cooperating with you, you're just not
aware that your goal is learning Haskell
13:21 < ChongLi> xQuasar: why not learn some Haskell instead?
13:21 < xQuasar> alright i'll admit i lose
13:21 < merijn> Ha, sometimes I forget how hard it is to troll haskell :)
13:21 < nxorg8> #haskell is awesome :-)
13:21 < xQuasar> what's haskell good for though
13:21 < quchen> xQuasar: But there is so much to win here!
13:21 < xQuasar> i'm more into gamedev
13:21 < Iceland_jack> figures
13:21 < arkeet> it's good for writing programs.
13:22 < xQuasar> what kind of programs?
13:22 < ChongLi> xQuasar: any kind
13:22 < arkeet> "what's C++ good for?"
13:22 < Iceland_jack> xQuasar: The ones that run on comput-ars.
13:22 < ChongLi> it's a general purpose language
13:22 < luite> xQuasar: frp can be useful for writing games, and with ghcjs you
can compile them to javascript to make web games
13:22 < tsinnema> merijn, yeah, seems reasonable :)
13:22 < ChongLi> seriously though, if you learn it you may completely change
your perspective on programming
13:22 < xQuasar> i have absolutely no idea what frp and ghcjs are
13:22 < snowylike> and there's HGamer3D....
13:22 < luite> i tested reactive-banana with ghcjs last week, works now, and
sodium was already supported
13:23 < ChongLi> that's okay
13:23 < xQuasar> I'm assuming haskell is nothing like c++, php and java? because
that's all i know so far
13:23 < luite> xQuasar: functional reactive progarmming, and a
haskell->javascript compiler based on ghc
13:23 < Iceland_jack> Haskell is very different from C++ and PHP
13:23 < Iceland_jack> (and Java…)
13:23 < merijn> tsinnema: As far as left union goes, I assume (I'm not 100%
sure) that it does union and inn case a label is in both lists
it keeps the value from the label in the left list
13:23 < xQuasar> it looks difficult
13:23 < tsinnema> merijn, thanks -- that
13:23 < tsinnema> afaef
13:24 < ChongLi> xQuasar: even if you decide not to use Haskell in the future,
having learnt it you may find new things to apply in your other
languages
13:20 < xQuasar> why is no one cooperating with me

So cute.

I am going to start learning haskell now. :)

There was also a cute note later about haskellers' ability to sell Haskell to Jehovah's Witnesses:

 Iceland_jack   . o O ( feels like Haskellers would invite Jehova's witnesses in for tea just to proselatize Haskell to them )

13:21 < merijn> Ha, sometimes I forget how hard it is to troll haskell :)

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