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13:15 <xQuasar>      | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF 

                     | FUCKIN PUSSIES

13:15 <xQuasar>      | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS

13:16 <luite>        | hello

13:16 <ChongLi>      | somebody has a mental illness!

13:16 <merijn>       | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel 

                     | compelled to write Node.js!

13:16 <genisage>     | hi

13:16 <luite>        | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile 

                     | haskell to javascript now

13:17 <sipa>         | @where ops

13:17 <lambdabot>    | arjanb bos Cale conal copumpkin dcoutts dibblego dons 

                     | edwardk glguy Heffalump Igloo jmcarthur johnw kosmikus 

                     | Lemmih monochrom Philippa Pseudonym quicksilver roconnor 

                     | Saizan shapr sjanssen ski wli

13:17 <lambdabot>    | xerox

13:18 <xQuasar>      | FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSSY OPS

13:18 <xQuasar>      | THEY CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME CUNTS

13:18 <quchen>       | xQuasar: While I don't think anything is wrong with 

                     | faggots to the point where "faggot" isn't insulting 

                     | anymore, I assure you we have heterosexuals in our 

                     | language as well.

13:18 <quchen>       | Haskell is invariant under gender. Really!

13:18 <Iceland_jack> | quchen++

13:18 <merijn>       | I don't blame him, I'd be this angry to if I had to write 

                     | javascript all day too

13:19 <xQuasar>      | FUCK YOU STRAIGHT CUNTS

13:19 <xQuasar>      | BESTIALITY IS THE BEST

13:19 <quchen>       | merijn: Lol. And when I write that I mean it :D

13:19 <quchen>       | xQuasar: Do you have any specific questions?

13:20 <merijn>       | This is sort of like a puppy trying to be angry with 

                     | you...it's just kinda adorable to see him think he has 

                     | any effect :)

13:20 <quchen>       | xQuasar: You're offtopic right now. This is a Haskell 

                     | help channel. Do you have Haskell questions?

13:20 <quchen>       | xQuasar: We'd love to help you make your first steps.

13:20 <tsinnema>     | hey -- is there a proper way to whine about no one having

                     | responded to a question? :)

13:20 <xQuasar>      | i just want to get kicked out of a bunch of channels for 

                     | fun

13:20 <quchen>       | Have you seen LYAH? It's a very enjoyable book on 

                     | Haskell. It also has a reputation of being very 

                     | uplifting.

13:20 <quchen>       | @where lyah

13:20 <xQuasar>      | why is no one cooperating with me

13:20 <lambdabot>    | http://www.learnyouahaskell.com/

13:21 <tsinnema>     | in soviet russia, haskell learns a you

13:21 <merijn>       | tsinnema: Yeah, wait 30 minutes or more and try again :)

13:21 <Iceland_jack> | xQuasar: We are cooperating with you, you're just not 

                     | aware that your goal is learning Haskell

13:21 <ChongLi>      | xQuasar: why not learn some Haskell instead?

13:21 <xQuasar>      | alright i'll admit i lose

13:21 <merijn>       | Ha, sometimes I forget how hard it is to troll haskell :)

13:21 <nxorg8>       | #haskell is awesome :-)

13:21 <xQuasar>      | what's haskell good for though

13:21 <quchen>       | xQuasar: But there is so much to win here!

13:21 <xQuasar>      | i'm more into gamedev

13:21 <Iceland_jack> | figures

13:21 <arkeet>       | it's good for writing programs.

13:22 <xQuasar>      | what kind of programs?

13:22 <ChongLi>      | xQuasar: any kind

13:22 <arkeet>       | "what's C++ good for?"

13:22 <Iceland_jack> | xQuasar: The ones that run on comput-ars.

13:22 <ChongLi>      | it's a general purpose language

13:22 <luite>        | xQuasar: frp can be useful for writing games, and with 

                     | ghcjs you can compile them to javascript to make web 

                     | games

13:22 <tsinnema>     | merijn, yeah, seems reasonable :)

13:22 <ChongLi>      | seriously though, if you learn it you may completely 

                     | change your perspective on programming

13:22 <xQuasar>      | i have absolutely no idea what frp and ghcjs are

13:22 <snowylike>    | and there's HGamer3D....

13:22 <luite>        | i tested reactive-banana with ghcjs last week, works now, 

                     | and sodium was already supported

13:23 <ChongLi>      | that's okay

13:23 <xQuasar>      | I'm assuming haskell is nothing like c++, php and java? 

                     | because that's all i know so far

13:23 <luite>        | xQuasar: functional reactive progarmming, and a 

                     | haskell->javascript compiler based on ghc

13:23 <Iceland_jack> | Haskell is very different from C++ and PHP

13:23 <Iceland_jack> | (and Java…)

13:23 <merijn>       | tsinnema: As far as left union goes, I assume 

                     | (I'm not 100% sure) that it does union and inn case a 

                     | label is in both lists it keeps the value from the label 

                     | in the left list

13:23 <xQuasar>      | it looks difficult

13:23 <tsinnema>     | merijn, thanks -- that

13:23 <tsinnema>     | afaef

13:24 <ChongLi>      | xQuasar: even if you decide not to use Haskell in the 

                     | future, having learnt it you may find new things to apply

                     | in your other languages

13:24 <Iceland_jack> | xQuasar: C is difficult in a non-rewarding way while 

                     | Haskell is difficult in very rewarding ways, imo.

13:25 <quchen>       | xQuasar: It's a little about relearning how to program.

                     | Like learning a language from the other side of the 

                     | planet that turns out to work well in your homecountry ;-)

13:26 <xQuasar>      | i can't believe my attempt to troll has actually got me 

                     | convinced that i should give haskell a go

13:26 <xQuasar>      | i shall be back later

13:26 <xQuasar>      | to actually learn some haskell

13:27 <ChongLi>      | xQuasar: haha, okay

13:27 <xQuasar>      | but now i must rest my weary head and recover from my 

                     | cold o/

13:27 <xQuasar>      | Iceland_jack: you know, I wouldn't be surprised if you 

                     | were able to.

13:28 <xQuasar>      | Man, I tried to troll like 10 channels and I only got 

                     | kicked from #bitcoin-dev

13:28 <xQuasar>      | I'm probably the biggest failure of a troll ever.

13:28 <ChongLi>      | xQuasar: you may have had more success at a different 

                     | time of day

13:28 <Iceland_jack> | xQuasar: You'll make up for it by kicking ass in Haskell

13:30 <xQuasar>      | Alright thanks guys, I'll be back later to actually learn 

                     | some haskell for real
jasonm23 commented 
13:20 < xQuasar> why is no one cooperating with me

So cute.

sauravtom commented

I am going to start learning haskell now. :)

EarlGray commented

There was also a cute note later about haskellers' ability to sell Haskell to Jehovah's Witnesses:

 Iceland_jack   . o O ( feels like Haskellers would invite Jehova's witnesses in for tea just to proselatize Haskell to them )
gsakkis commented

Priceless

hamidr commented

13:21 < merijn> Ha, sometimes I forget how hard it is to troll haskell :)

narendraj9 commented

awesome!

schell commented 
13:21 < Iceland_jack> xQuasar: We are cooperating with you, you're just not
                      aware that your goal is learning Haskell

:) So good.

nmalcolm commented

wat.

FranckyU commented

Nice community

ashalkhakov commented

Great responses!

avocade commented

This is the channel that finally broke the troll's back. And converted the troll into an enlightened troll.

Magic.

notcome commented

I am wondering why I got little response when I asked a question in #haskell. Maybe I should try another time of day.

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