Ashton McCrate akmcc

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    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am akmcc on github.
I am akmccrate (https://keybase.io/akmccrate) on keybase.
I have a public key ASA5UYMdKvlGamFx8v2VN4iM7uPYALTT1XUU3J9GaRgAEwo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## ten_stories.txt
Ten Stories
Ashton McCrate

1
There was a girl that liked to eat bananas and one day people kept giving and giving her bananas. She couldn’t eat them all. She just kept carrying them around with her and when she met a dog, she pet it twice and whispered, “You’ll never know what it’s like to carry so many bananas.”


2
I met this small man once that wore an even smaller dress. And when I approached him, he said “On the eve of my 10th birthday, I cried because, after that day, my age would always be more than one digit.”

## pisswords.txt
Piss
Weed
Nugs
Kush
Muff
Ass
Butt
Tang
Poon
Rza

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    ##Else
$ else_2

My prayers to the night clerk probably weren’t - only sad words said to a sad man.
$ else_1

The thing I'm thinking of will fade but not away, and the past won't be something I imagine anymore.
	Ten Stories
	Ashton McCrate

	1
	There was a girl that liked to eat bananas and one day people kept giving and giving her bananas. She couldn’t eat them all. She just kept carrying them around with her and when she met a dog, she pet it twice and whispered, “You’ll never know what it’s like to carry so many bananas.”


	2
	I met this small man once that wore an even smaller dress. And when I approached him, he said “On the eve of my 10th birthday, I cried because, after that day, my age would always be more than one digit.”