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(function(){
var $$ = function(query){
!!(query && query.nodeType == 1) ?
this.dom = query
:
this.dom = document.getElementById(query);
};
$$.prototype.remove = function(){
this.dom.parentNode.removeChild(this.dom);
};
$$.prototype.css = function(rules){
for(i in rules)
this.dom.style[i] = rules[i];
};
$$.prototype.append = function(html){
var el = document.createElement("div");
el.innerHTML = html;
for(var i = 0; i < el.children.length; i++)
this.dom.appendChild(el.children[i]);
};
var $ = function(query){
return new $$(query);
};
var hide = {};
hide.the = function(el){
$(el).replaceWith("<img src='" + enHatMan() + "'\/>");
return this;
};
var enHatMan = function() {
var hatMen = [
'http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7y79w7Ps1qzp87ao1_250.gif',
'http://davidcole.me/drop/nytwhat.gif',
'http://petervidani.com/images/nyt.gif'
];
var getRandomHatMan = function() {
return Math.floor(hatMen.length * Math.random())
}
return hatMen[getRandomHatMan()];
}
hide.and = hide;
hide.the("overlay").and.the("gatewayCreative");
$(document.body).css({overflow:'scroll'});
// old school
$(document.body).append('<audio controls="no" preload="auto" autoplay style="display:none"><source src="themessage.mp3" /></audio>');
})();
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