atk/LICENSE.txt

## annotated.js
// Polyfill for Date.parse
Date.parse = Date.parse || function(
   a // ISO Date string
){
   // turn into array, cutting the first character of the Month
   a = a.split(/\W\D?/);
   // create a new date object
   return new Date(
      // year
      a[3],
      // month (starting with zero)
      // we got only the second and third character, so we find it in a string
      // Jan => an => 0, Feb => eb => 1, ...
      "anebarprayunulugepctovec".search(a[1]) / 2,
      // day
      a[2],
      // hour
      a[4],
      // minute
      a[5],
      // second
      a[6]
   )
}

## index.js
Date.parse=Date.parse||function(a){a=a.split(/\W\D?/);return new Date(a[3],"anebarprayunulugepctovec".search(a[1])/2,a[2],a[4],a[5],a[6])}

## LICENSE.txt
            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Alex Kloss <alexthkloss@web.de>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

## package.json
{
  "name": "parsedate",

  "description": "Date.parse replacement",

  "keywords": [
    "Date",
    "parse"
  ]
}

## test.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<title>Foo</title>
<div>Expected value: <b>Thu Mar 22 2007 12:56:06...</b></div>
<div>Actual value: <b id="ret"></b></div>
<script>

  var myFunction = Date.parse=Date.parse||function(a){a=a.split(/\W\D?/);return new Date(a[3],"anebarprayunulugepctovec".search(a[1])/2,a[2],a[4],a[5],a[6])}

  document.getElementById( "ret" ).innerHTML = myFunction(''+new Date(2007,2,22,12,56,6));
</script>
	// Polyfill for Date.parse
	Date.parse = Date.parse \|\| function(
	a // ISO Date string
	){
	// turn into array, cutting the first character of the Month
	a = a.split(/\W\D?/);
	// create a new date object
	return new Date(
	// year
	a[3],
	// month (starting with zero)
	// we got only the second and third character, so we find it in a string
	// Jan => an => 0, Feb => eb => 1, ...
	"anebarprayunulugepctovec".search(a[1]) / 2,
	// day
	a[2],
	// hour
	a[4],
	// minute
	a[5],
	// second
	a[6]
	)
	}
	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	Version 2, December 2004

	Copyright (C) 2011 Alex Kloss <alexthkloss@web.de>

	Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
	copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
	as the name is changed.

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

	0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
	{
	"name": "parsedate",

	"description": "Date.parse replacement",

	"keywords": [
	"Date",
	"parse"
	]
	}
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<title>Foo</title>
	<div>Expected value: <b>Thu Mar 22 2007 12:56:06...</b></div>
	<div>Actual value: <b id="ret"></b></div>
	<script>

	var myFunction = Date.parse=Date.parse\|\|function(a){a=a.split(/\W\D?/);return new Date(a[3],"anebarprayunulugepctovec".search(a[1])/2,a[2],a[4],a[5],a[6])}

	document.getElementById( "ret" ).innerHTML = myFunction(''+new Date(2007,2,22,12,56,6));
	</script>