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#!/usr/bin/ruby
#
# This tool is only used to "decrypt" the github enterprise source code.
#
# Run in the /data directory of the instance.

require "zlib"

KEY = "This obfuscation is intended to discourage GitHub Enterprise customers "+
"from making modifications to the VM. We know this 'encryption' is easily broken. "

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var $ = require('NodObjC')

$.import('MobileDevice');
$.import('CoreFoundation')

// Callback function that's invoked when a device is plugged in
function callback (i, foo) {
  try {
    console.log('inside callback!')
    var info = new $.am_device_notification_callback_info(i)

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var $ = require('NodObjC')
  , ffi = require('node-ffi')

$.import('MobileDevice')

function callback (info, foo) {
  console.log('inside callback!')
}

// Get a function pointer to the callback function above

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/* Dynamically create a page and navigate to it.
(and include the page in browser history ) */

//create markup
var newPage = $("<div data-role=page data-url=yay><div data-role=header><h1>YAY!!!!</h1></div><div data-role=content><img src=http://bukk.it/yay.gif /></div></div>");

//append it to the page container
newPage.appendTo( $.mobile.pageContainer );

//go to it

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// To compile:
//   gcc -o vib vib.c -F/System/Library/PrivateFrameworks -framework GraphicsServices
#import <GraphicsServices/GSEvent.h>

int main() {
  GSEventVibrateForDuration(3.5f);
  sleep(3500);
  return 0;
}