avdi

Chances are your head's spinning right now. That accusation of bias caught you off guard, you got kind of defensive, and now all hell has broken loose. You're feeling attacked on all sides. You're a good person at heart, and having all these people treat you like the antichrist is pretty upsetting.

You need to say something, but you're probably not in the best headspace to write copy right now. So to help you along, here's my 100% guaranteed-or-you-money-back scandal defusement apology template:

holman

Just install this in your apps like so:

gem 'test-spec-mini', :git => 'git://gist.github.com/1806986.git', :require => 'mini'

nicholas

# Reference: https://gist.github.com/1658360

curl https://raw.github.com/gist/1658360/afd06eec533ad0140011bdaf652e6cd82eedf7ec/cumulative_performance.patch > $rvm_path/patches/ruby/1.9.3/p0/falcon.patch

rvm install 1.9.3 -n fast --patch falcon

rvm gemset copy 1.9.3-p0@global 1.9.3-p0-fast@global
rvm gemset copy 1.9.3-p0@plustrac 1.9.3-p0-fast@plustrac

bundle

simme

# First install tmux
brew install tmux

# For mouse support (for switching panes and windows)
# Only needed if you are using Terminal.app (iTerm has mouse support)
Install http://www.culater.net/software/SIMBL/SIMBL.php
Then install https://bitheap.org/mouseterm/

# More on mouse support http://floriancrouzat.net/2010/07/run-tmux-with-mouse-support-in-mac-os-x-terminal-app/

PatrickTulskie

# inspired by http://ariejan.net/2010/08/23/resque-how-to-requeue-failed-jobs

# retry all failed Resque jobs except the ones that have already been retried
# This is, for instance, useful if you have already retried some jobs via the web interface.
Resque::Failure.count.times do |i|
  Resque::Failure.requeue(i) unless Resque::Failure.all(i, 1)['retried_at'].present?
end

# retry all :)
Resque::Failure.count.times do |i|