Father-in-law jokes

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
 
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.  
In fact, even more than you do.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology 
with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, distraught, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, 
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn smart phone 'auto-correct" -  I meant "wifi", not "wife".