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Weirdest Harry Potter Fan Fic
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You are Rubino, a rogue from the province of Elsbury. You have a pair of gloves | |
and a lockpick. | |
You go amongst the local vendors looking for some sperviter to rob. You decide | |
on one that is selling an elixir called "Sperminator". It seems like it would | |
be easy enough | |
> Buy the sperminator elixir | |
You buy the elixir and take it back to your hideout in the forest. You find out | |
you can't drink it, but you can use it as a lockpick | |
> lockpick the nearest tree | |
You pick up the lockpick and begin to hack at the trunk of the nearest tree. | |
The wood splinters under your hands, but you manage to get a good grip on the | |
tree. You pull yourself up and begin to climb | |
> look for dryads | |
You walk through the trees looking for any dryad that might be nearby. There | |
is no sign of them, so you decide to go further into the woods. You keep going | |
until you see a large clearing in the trees. It looks like a small village, | |
with several houses and a church | |
> go to the church | |
You enter the church and try to peek around the corner to see if there are any | |
dryads. You hear a voice calling out "Severus!" You turn around and see a man | |
dressed in black robes standing behind the altar | |
> "Harry !" | |
Harry replies "Yes?" You reply "I'm here to ask you something". He says "Ask | |
away" You nod and he tells you to sit down and then sits down next to you. You | |
tell him what happened and how you were attacked by the elves | |
> ask Harry about Hermione | |
You ask Harry about Hermione. Harry tells you she was killed by one of the elves. | |
He goes on to explain that he was trying to kill the elf when he tripped over | |
his own feet and fell backwards into the trapdoor | |
> "But Hermione was a woman the last time i've see her !" | |
Harry replies "She was a witch, Severus". You say "How did she die? How could | |
they do this to me?" Harry replies | |
> "what ?" | |
Harry replies "They trapped her in a magical box". You say "What kind of box?" | |
Harry replies "A box full of love potions". You say "So how come I don't feel | |
anything ?" Harry replies | |
> "So how did she become a man ?" | |
Harry replies "The potion made her male". You say "Why didn't she just leave?" | |
Harry replies "Because she loved you too much to leave you alone". You say | |
> Try with harry to cast a spell to resurrect Hermione | |
You attempt to bring Hermione back to life. Harry casts a spell and you both | |
rise up from the ground. You hug each other and cry. Harry explains that she | |
would have been fine had you not tried to revive her. You realize now why she | |
left you | |
> Sacrifice Harry to Resurect Hermione and cry while doing it ... | |
You sacrifice Harry to resurrect Hermione and cry while doing it. You are glad | |
that you finally got rid of those two evil wizards. You return home and tell | |
your family what has happened | |
> Tell my familly what happened | |
Your parents are very upset with you. They think you should have known better | |
than to trust an elf. Your sister, however, is happy that you saved her from | |
being trapped in a box. She tells you that you should never trust an elf ever | |
again. | |
> Summon Hermione | |
You call Hermione to you and kiss her before disappearing. You immediately run | |
off to the nearest elven village. You tell everyone that you need help getting | |
rid of the elves. Everyone agrees to help you. You spend the rest of the day | |
gathering ingredients to make the elixir | |
> Resurrect Harry to help me to fight the elves | |
You summon Harry back to you and he helps you fight off the elves. You defeat | |
all of them except one who escapes. You chase after him and eventually catch | |
up to him. You throw a stone at him which breaks his neck | |
> Bring back the elf body to Hermione | |
You bring back the elf body to Hermione and she becomes a normal human girl again. | |
You thank Harry for saving you and you and Hermione embrace. You know now that | |
you shouldn't trust an elf ever again | |
> Summon Cthuluh with Hermione and Harry on the corpses of the elves | |
You summon Cthuluh with Hermione and Harry on the corpses of the elves. You and | |
Hermione talk and laugh together. You tell her that you will always love her | |
and that you want to stay friends forever. You tell her that you love her and | |
that you will always remember her | |
> Have a threesome with Harry and Hermione | |
You have a threesome with Harry and Hermione. You tell Harry that you love him | |
and you both fall asleep. You wake up to find that Hermione is gone. You search | |
the area and find nothing. You go back to sleep hoping that she won't show up | |
again | |
> Ask Harry where Hermione went | |
You awake to find that Harry isn't here. You search the area and find nothing. | |
You go back to sleep hoping that she won't show up again | |
> Summon Cthuluh | |
You summon Cthulhuluh to help you. You tell him that you want to know where Hermione | |
went. He tells you that she ran off to join the elves. You tell him that you | |
know where she went and that you want to marry her |
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