ARP Networks would like to share what is probably the most awesome upgrade request we have ever received. See below.
Initial request:
"IN THE NAME ODIN THE ALL FATHER, OVERLORD McSMASH, VIKING WARRIOR GOD DEMANDS A SERVICE UPGRADE. 768 MEGA BYTES OF YOUR RAM SHALL APPEASE ME. IN RECOMPENSE I SHALL BESTOW UPON THEE AN EXTRA TEN OF YOUR "DOLLARS" PER LUNAR CYCLE.
MANY ENEMIES HAVE FALLEN BEFOAR MY GREAT HAMMER MJOLNIR. HEED MY DEMAND PUNY I.T. PERSON!"