ARP Networks would like to share what is probably the most awesome upgrade request we have ever received. See below.
Initial request:
"IN THE NAME ODIN THE ALL FATHER, OVERLORD McSMASH, VIKING WARRIOR GOD DEMANDS A SERVICE UPGRADE. 768 MEGA BYTES OF YOUR RAM SHALL APPEASE ME. IN RECOMPENSE I SHALL BESTOW UPON THEE AN EXTRA TEN OF YOUR "DOLLARS" PER LUNAR CYCLE.
MANY ENEMIES HAVE FALLEN BEFOAR MY GREAT HAMMER MJOLNIR. HEED MY DEMAND PUNY I.T. PERSON!"
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I then completed this request and asked if I may share it.
Response:
"HELLO MY PASTY I.T. BROTHER!
MAY CHEER AND GOOD FORTUNE BE HEAPED DEEPLY UPON YOU THIS MORN! THE WENCHES AND GOOD MEAD OF THE BYGONE EVE STILL HANG THICKLY UPON ME! WHAT GOOD FORTUNE THAT I MAY WAKE TO 512 MOAR MEGA BYTES OF YOUR RAM IN MY GHOSTLY VIRTUAL COMPUTING DEVICE!
MAY THE INTERWEBS RING WITH MY PRAISE BY THE MORROW! MY WORDS SHALL LIVE ON WITH SCORES OF CATS AND PROMISCUOUS LARGE BOSOMED MAIDENS IN INTERWEB VALHALLA! WE SHALL DO BATTLE WITH TROLLS AND DINE ON MEAD AND LEG OF MUTTON UNTIL RAGNAROK COMES AND TACGNOL PLUGS THE TUBES WITH ITS ABUNDANT HARRY REGURGITATIONS!
I DEMAND THAT YOU REPLACE THE NAME OF MY ANCESTORS WITH THE EPITHET MY WARRIOR BROTHERS CHEER AND MY ENEMIES LAMENT WHEN I AM ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!
OVERLORD McSMASH!
PRAISE BE TO THE ALL FATHER!
-OVERLORD McSMASH"