The silliest thing I have yet programmed my smart home to do.

automations.yaml

- id: '1633409486743'
  alias: 'Snapshot: called when front door snapshot updates'
  description: ''
  trigger:
  - platform: state
    entity_id: camera.front_door_snapshot
    attribute: timestamp
  condition: []
  action:
  - service: image_processing.scan
    target:
      entity_id: image_processing.doods_front_door_snapshot
  mode: single

- id: '1633559907506'
  alias: 'Frontage: dog announcement'
  description: ''
  trigger:
  - platform: state
    entity_id: binary_sensor.dog_out_front
    to: 'on'
  condition:
  - condition: state
    entity_id: input_boolean.day_mode
    state: 'on'
  action:
  - service: notify.loud
    data:
      message: There's a dog out front! Go look at the doggo!
  mode: single
  

recognition.yaml

security_recognition_package:
  # Image recognition using DOODS.
  # Gods, I hate that acronym.

  image_processing:

    - platform: doods
      url: "http://doods.homeassistant.svc.cluster.local"
      detector: default
      source:
        - entity_id: camera.front_door_snapshot
      file_out:
        - "/config/www/doods/{{ camera_entity.split('.')[1] }}_latest.jpg"
      labels:
        - dog
      scan_interval: 1000000
      
  template:
    - binary_sensor:

      - name: "Dog out Front"
        state: '{{ states("image_processing.doods_front_door_snapshot") }}'
        icon: >
          {% if is_state("binary_sensor.dog_out_front", "on") %}
            mdi:dog-side
          {% else %}
            mdi:circle-outline
          {% endif %}