chadfurman

A flower grew in a distant land.
Alone daily, 
dreams of delicate fragrance
delight my soul.

And oh the hole from which the flower grew.
Into this hole the flower shall return,
forever the flower will be no more,
and so I dream of the flower.

chadfurman

Sit comfortably on a pillow with a straight back
cross your legs in the way that is most comfortable for you
spend a few moments with your breath.  Not forcing it to do anything other than be.
after a few minutes of sitting quietly with your breath, bring your awareness to your heart center.
In the center of your chest, visualize a white light.  Affirm to yourself, "This light is love"
Breath into the love light casually
feel the love energy as it moves around your body
Breath as the visualization continues
Relax into yourself
know that you are this love

chadfurman

/ Lemma: All horses are the same color.   \
| Proof (by induction):                   |
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| Case n = 1: In a set with only one      |
| horse, it is obvious that all           |
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| horses in that set are the same color.  |
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| Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of   |
| k+1 horses. Pull one of these           |

chadfurman

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/ On the good ship Enterprise Every week  \
| there's a new surprise Where the        |
| Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go |
| berserk.                                |
|                                         |
| Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's   |
| excitement anywhere it flies Where      |
| Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never    |
| gets her way.                           |

chadfurman

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/  Proposed Country & Western Song Titles \
| I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and   |
| Go Around to the Other Side If You      |
| Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone |
| Who Will I Knew That You'd Committed a  |
| Sin When You Came Home Late With        |
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| Your Socks Outside-in I'm a Rabbit in   |
| the Headlights of Your Love Don't Kick  |

chadfurman

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/ For knighthood is not in the feats of   \
| war, As for to fight in quarrel right   |
| or wrong, But in a cause which truth    |
| cannot defer: He ought himself for to   |
| make sure and strong, Just to keep mixt |
| with mercy among: And no quarrel a      |
| knight ought to take But for a truth,   |
| or for the common's sake.               |
|                                         |

chadfurman

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/ "Every group has a couple of experts.   \
| And every group has at least one idiot. |
| Thus are balance and harmony (and       |
| discord) maintained. It's sometimes     |
| hard to remember this in the bulk of    |
| the flamewars that all of the hassle    |
| and pain is generally caused by one or  |
| two highly-motivated, caustic twits."   |
|                                         |

chadfurman

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/ For knighthood is not in the feats of   \
| war, As for to fight in quarrel right   |
| or wrong, But in a cause which truth    |
| cannot defer: He ought himself for to   |
| make sure and strong, Just to keep mixt |
| with mercy among: And no quarrel a      |
| knight ought to take But for a truth,   |
| or for the common's sake.               |
|                                         |

chadfurman

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/ I always have fun because I'm out of my \
\ mind!!!                                 /
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chadfurman

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/ Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is \
\ forever.                              /
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