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	var tooFast = false;

	$(window).load(function() {
		tooFast = true;
	});

	function bindLoad() {
		if (tooFast) {
			$("html").addClass("loaded");
		} else {
			$(window).load(function() {
				$("html").addClass("loaded");
			});
		}
	}
	setTimeout(bindLoad, 500);

(function fn(){

  fn.now = +new Date;

  $(window).load(function f() {
      if (+new Date - fn.now < 500) setTimeout(f, 500);
      $("html").addClass("loaded");
  });

})();