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## bklTwitterConv.js
jQuery(".entry-meta>a:eq(1)").before('<span class="show-conversation"> + </span>');
jQuery("span.show-conversation").live('click', function(){var show=jQuery(this),status=show.parents('.status').eq(0),target=show.next('a').attr('href');
jQuery.get(target, function(data){var body=jQuery(data);var author=body.find('a.screen-name');body=body.find('span.status-body');body.find('span.status-content').prepend(']').prepend(author).prepend('[');body.css({borderTop: "1px solid #EEEEEE", padding: "5px"});body.find(".entry-meta>a:eq(1)").before('<span class="show-conversation"> + </span>');status.prepend(body.parent().html());});});

## fortunes.txt
Source: http://theoks.net/blog/2008/04/25/funny-quips/
* BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.
* “XML is like violence: if it doesn’t solve your problem, you aren’t using enough of it.” – Chris Maden
* UNIX is user friendly, it just picks its friends carefully.
* Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
* UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. – Dennis Ritchie
* “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
* How to make COBOL a great language? Remove “OBOL”.
* How to make COBOL a great language? Select “COBO” then Type “Per”.

## spelledit.sh
# I usually get french and english emails, and would like to auto-detect the language
# to set the spellchecker when answering.
# (I use mutt and vim)
# In .muttrc:
set editor = 'bash ~/bin/spelledit.sh'
# and my ~/bin/spelledit.sh
vim + -c "setlocal spell spelllang=$([ `cat $1 | aspell -l en list | sort -u | wc -l` -lt `cat $1 | aspell -l fr list | sort -u | wc -l` ] && echo "en" || echo "fr") encoding=utf-8" $1
# Yes, this is dirty: I call aspell twice on the file,
# counting the number of bad words in french and english,
# and set spelllang to the lang with the less bad words

## gist:2818840
javascript:Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll('link[rel=shortlink]'),function(e){window.alert(e.getAttribute('href'));})

## gist:2867857
/**
 * USE AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!
 *
 * In about:config set devtools.chrome.enabled to true;
 * Open the Scratchpad, select Environment / Browser and run this script
 *
 * DON'T forget to then switch back Environment to Content and devtools.chrome.enabled to false
 *
 * @see http://mxr.mozilla.org/mozilla-central/source/browser/devtools/responsivedesign/responsivedesign.jsm#39
 */

## gist:2895977
var items = document.getItems();
if (items.length > 0) {
  Array.prototype.forEach.call(items, function (elmt) {
    console.log(elmt);
    console.log(elmt.itemId, elmt.itemProp.value, elmt.itemRef.value, elmt.itemType.value, elmt.itemValue);
    Array.prototype.forEach.call(elmt.properties, function (prop) {
      console.log('  ⇒  ' + prop.itemProp.value + ' : ' + (prop.content || prop.itemValue), prop);
    })
  })
}

## RDFa in header's meta
<html lang="fr" >
  <head prefix="doap: http://usefulinc.com/ns/doap#">
    <title>Saisis un ticket ! Oussa ???</title>
    <meta charset="utf-8" />
    <meta name="description" content="Esquisses, brouillons et notes en vrac d'un apprenti geek intéressé par la liberté" />
    <meta name="author" content="Clochix" />
    <meta property="doap:bug-database" content="https://github.com/clochix/esquisses/issues">
  </head>
  <body>
    (…)

## gist:2959831
# commit file toto 12 hours ago
GIT_COMMITTER_DATE="`date -R --date='12 hours ago'`" bash -c 'git commit --date "$GIT_COMMITTER_DATE" foo'

## sandbox.js
// Clone an object
// @see https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Differential_inheritance_in_JavaScript
Object.prototype.clone = function(){
  // Extract the prototype from the "this" object
  var p = Object.getPrototypeOf(this);

  // Create a new object with p as its prototype
  return Object.create(p);
};

## xpath.js
// Get a node whose content starts with (optional spaces) "Doing"
// Available functions : https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/XPath/Functions
// (regex with matches are not available, XPath 2.0, only normalized still 2007 :S )
evaluation = document.evaluate("//*[starts-with(normalize-space(.), 'Doing')]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null).singleNodeValue
evaluation = document.evaluate("//h2[contains(., 'part')]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null).singleNodeValue
	jQuery(".entry-meta>a:eq(1)").before('<span class="show-conversation"> + </span>');
	jQuery("span.show-conversation").live('click', function(){var show=jQuery(this),status=show.parents('.status').eq(0),target=show.next('a').attr('href');
	jQuery.get(target, function(data){var body=jQuery(data);var author=body.find('a.screen-name');body=body.find('span.status-body');body.find('span.status-content').prepend(']').prepend(author).prepend('[');body.css({borderTop: "1px solid #EEEEEE", padding: "5px"});body.find(".entry-meta>a:eq(1)").before('<span class="show-conversation"> + </span>');status.prepend(body.parent().html());});});
	Source: http://theoks.net/blog/2008/04/25/funny-quips/
	* BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.
	* “XML is like violence: if it doesn’t solve your problem, you aren’t using enough of it.” – Chris Maden
	* UNIX is user friendly, it just picks its friends carefully.
	* Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
	* UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. – Dennis Ritchie
	* “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
	* How to make COBOL a great language? Remove “OBOL”.
	* How to make COBOL a great language? Select “COBO” then Type “Per”.
	# I usually get french and english emails, and would like to auto-detect the language
	# to set the spellchecker when answering.
	# (I use mutt and vim)
	# In .muttrc:
	set editor = 'bash ~/bin/spelledit.sh'
	# and my ~/bin/spelledit.sh
	vim + -c "setlocal spell spelllang=$([ `cat $1 \| aspell -l en list \| sort -u \| wc -l` -lt `cat $1 \| aspell -l fr list \| sort -u \| wc -l` ] && echo "en" \|\| echo "fr") encoding=utf-8" $1
	# Yes, this is dirty: I call aspell twice on the file,
	# counting the number of bad words in french and english,
	# and set spelllang to the lang with the less bad words
	/**
	* USE AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!
	*
	* In about:config set devtools.chrome.enabled to true;
	* Open the Scratchpad, select Environment / Browser and run this script
	*
	* DON'T forget to then switch back Environment to Content and devtools.chrome.enabled to false
	*
	* @see http://mxr.mozilla.org/mozilla-central/source/browser/devtools/responsivedesign/responsivedesign.jsm#39
	*/
	var items = document.getItems();
	if (items.length > 0) {
	Array.prototype.forEach.call(items, function (elmt) {
	console.log(elmt);
	console.log(elmt.itemId, elmt.itemProp.value, elmt.itemRef.value, elmt.itemType.value, elmt.itemValue);
	Array.prototype.forEach.call(elmt.properties, function (prop) {
	console.log(' ⇒ ' + prop.itemProp.value + ' : ' + (prop.content \|\| prop.itemValue), prop);
	})
	})
	}
	# commit file toto 12 hours ago
	GIT_COMMITTER_DATE="`date -R --date='12 hours ago'`" bash -c 'git commit --date "$GIT_COMMITTER_DATE" foo'
	// Clone an object
	// @see https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Differential_inheritance_in_JavaScript
	Object.prototype.clone = function(){
	// Extract the prototype from the "this" object
	var p = Object.getPrototypeOf(this);

	// Create a new object with p as its prototype
	return Object.create(p);
	};
	// Get a node whose content starts with (optional spaces) "Doing"
	// Available functions : https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/XPath/Functions
	// (regex with matches are not available, XPath 2.0, only normalized still 2007 :S )
	evaluation = document.evaluate("//*[starts-with(normalize-space(.), 'Doing')]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null).singleNodeValue
	evaluation = document.evaluate("//h2[contains(., 'part')]", document, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null).singleNodeValue