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140bytes / LICENSE.txt
Created May 9, 2011 16:13
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DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004
Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE>
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
@naholyr
naholyr / _service.md
Created December 13, 2012 09:39
Sample /etc/init.d script

Sample service script for debianoids

Look at LSB init scripts for more information.

Usage

Copy to /etc/init.d:

# replace "$YOUR_SERVICE_NAME" with your service's name (whenever it's not enough obvious)
String.prototype.midTruncate = function(length, seperator){
var left, right;
length = length || 30, left = Math.ceil(length/2), right = Math.floor(length/2);
seperator = seperator || '…';
if (this.length<=(length+1)) return this.toString();
return this.slice(0,left).strip()+seperator+this.slice(-right,this.length).strip();
};
@ViskoB
ViskoB / gw2_emblems_gd.php
Last active December 18, 2015 02:09
An attempt to colour Guild Wars 2 guild emblems using PHP and the GD library
<?php
/* Guild Wars 2 Emblem Creator Script by Moturdrn.2837
Special thanks to:
- Cliff Spradlin and ArenaNet for making available the API and information
- smiley.1438 and Think.8042 with PHP colour conversion
- smiley.1438 for the gw2_api_request function
- Dr Ishmael.9685 for providing information and downloads of the emblem parts and backgrounds, and the idea to split the matrix and colour conversion functions
- Killer Rhino.6794 for the extra advanced information on working out how to decode the API colour information into something useable
- The general Guild Wars 2 development community for being a bunch of guys and gals ready and willing to help one another out
- Apologies if I've left you out, please contact me and I'll add you in here :)
@aras-p
aras-p / preprocessor_fun.h
Last active April 28, 2024 15:25
Things to commit just before leaving your job
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,
@krakjoe
krakjoe / pthreads.md
Last active August 30, 2023 18:30
pthreads.md

Multi-Threading in PHP with pthreads

A Brief Introduction to Multi-Threading in PHP

  • Foreword
  • Execution
  • Sharing
  • Synchronization
  • Pitfalls
@rxaviers
rxaviers / gist:7360908
Last active May 7, 2024 22:35
Complete list of github markdown emoji markup

People

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@krakjoe
krakjoe / pool.md
Last active January 30, 2020 12:33
Pooling

Easy pthreads Pools

The final solution !!

Since the first version of pthreads, PHP has had the ability to initialize Worker threads for users. Onto those Worker threads are stacked objects of class Stackable for execution concurrently.

The objects stacked onto workers do not have their reference counts changed, pthreads forces the user to maintain the reference counts in userland, for the extremely good reason that this enables the programmer to keep control of memory usage; and so, execute indefinitely.

This is the cause of much heartache for newcomers to pthreads; if you do not maintain references properly you will, definitely, experience segmentation faults.

@LeaVerou
LeaVerou / RAINBOWlog.js
Created March 12, 2014 23:30
AWESOMEify your console.log()ing! Because life is too short to be black & white!!!!!!1111one
(function(){
var log = console.log;
console.log = function(str) {
var css = 'background: linear-gradient(to right, red, yellow, lime, aqua, blue, fuchsia, red); color: white; font-weight: bold;';
var args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);
args[0] = '%c' + args[0];
args.splice(1,0,css);
return log.apply(console, args);
}
@kyledrake
kyledrake / ferengi-plan.txt
Last active April 6, 2024 00:30
How to throttle the FCC to dial up modem speeds on your website using Nginx
# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:
location / {