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rxaviers / gist:7360908
Last active May 7, 2024 22:35
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stevendesu / HMAC.js
Created April 30, 2020 16:18
A simple, open-source, HMAC-SHA256 implementation in pure JavaScript. Designed for efficient minification.
// To ensure cross-browser support even without a proper SubtleCrypto
// impelmentation (or without access to the impelmentation, as is the case with
// Chrome loaded over HTTP instead of HTTPS), this library can create SHA-256
// HMAC signatures using nothing but raw JavaScript
/* eslint-disable no-magic-numbers, id-length, no-param-reassign, new-cap */
// By giving internal functions names that we can mangle, future calls to
// them are reduced to a single byte (minor space savings in minified file)
var uint8Array = Uint8Array;
@aras-p
aras-p / preprocessor_fun.h
Last active April 28, 2024 15:25
Things to commit just before leaving your job
// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,
@140bytes
140bytes / LICENSE.txt
Created May 9, 2011 16:13
140byt.es -- Click ↑↑ fork ↑↑ to play!
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004
Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE>
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
@IanColdwater
IanColdwater / twittermute.txt
Last active April 22, 2024 17:26
Here are some terms to mute on Twitter to clean your timeline up a bit.
Mute these words in your settings here: https://twitter.com/settings/muted_keywords
ActivityTweet
generic_activity_highlights
generic_activity_momentsbreaking
RankedOrganicTweet
suggest_activity
suggest_activity_feed
suggest_activity_highlights
suggest_activity_tweet
@kyledrake
kyledrake / ferengi-plan.txt
Last active April 6, 2024 00:30
How to throttle the FCC to dial up modem speeds on your website using Nginx
# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:
location / {
@garbados
garbados / gist:f82604ea639e0e47bf44
Created July 27, 2014 23:07
Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Gender
  1. There are two and only two genders.
  2. Okay, then there are two and only two biological genders.
  3. Gender is determined solely by biology.
  4. Okay, it’s mostly determined by biology, right?
  5. Please tell me it’s determined by DNA.
  6. Gender can be reliably determined through visual means. After all, no man would ever wear a burka.
  7. Once gender is set, it never changes.
  8. Even if the gender can change, it will only change from the one value to the other value.
  9. Only one gender can be “active” at the same time.
  10. We’re tracking gender now, so we’ve always tracked it.
@naholyr
naholyr / _service.md
Created December 13, 2012 09:39
Sample /etc/init.d script

Sample service script for debianoids

Look at LSB init scripts for more information.

Usage

Copy to /etc/init.d:

# replace "$YOUR_SERVICE_NAME" with your service's name (whenever it's not enough obvious)
@rauchg
rauchg / README.md
Last active January 6, 2024 07:19
require-from-twitter
@krakjoe
krakjoe / pthreads.md
Last active August 30, 2023 18:30
pthreads.md

Multi-Threading in PHP with pthreads

A Brief Introduction to Multi-Threading in PHP

  • Foreword
  • Execution
  • Sharing
  • Synchronization
  • Pitfalls