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cpressey / defeat.jl
Created Nov 22, 2018
The Defeat at Procyon V (for NaNoGenMo 2018)
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#
# "The Defeat at Procyon V"
# Chris Pressey, Cat's Eye Technologies
# for NaNoGenMo 2018
#
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# General Utility
#
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cpressey / latcarf.js.md
Last active Aug 9, 2018
Creating a recursive fractal bottom-up
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cpressey / Overview of a Story Compiler.md
Last active Feb 14, 2019
Overview of a "Story Compiler"
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cpressey / glitchtool.py
Created Apr 28, 2015
Really quick-and-dirty Python script to create glitched (intentionally corrupted) JPEGs
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#!/usr/bin/env python
# the contents of this file are in the public domain
import os
import random
import sys
def main(args):
filename = args[0]
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cpressey / tube-quine.py
Last active Aug 29, 2015
A Python quine written in haste while travelling on the London Underground (and susbequent devolution, which did not occur while on public transport)
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# prelude
a = """# prelude"""
b = """# remainder
print a
print 'a = ""' + '"' + a + '""' + '"'
print 'b = ""' + '"' + b + '""' + '"'
print b
"""
# remainder
print a
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AND THEN +++ ++++
----- ++ ----
- BUT NOW AND NOW
++ - --
++ ---- SO NOW
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cpressey / Hull reappointed breads overspecializing untruth .txt
Created Apr 7, 2015
Hull reappointed breads overspecializing untruth
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cpressey / ambinate.py
Created Feb 21, 2015
parameterized recursive {de,a}scent {parse,generato}r
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#!/usr/bin/env python
import random
import re
import sys
# Sentence ::= NounPhrase VerbPhrase ".".
# NounPhrase ::= Noun ["and" NounPhrase].
# Noun := "the" ("cat" | "dog" | "mat").
# VerbPhrase ::= "sat" "on" NounPhrase.
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