If you think THAT's impressive, wait'll you see the upcoming Blackberry watch. It weighs over 10lbs, 9 of which are semi-precious metals
The upcoming Blackberry Watch will have falcon wing doors.
The upcoming BlackBerry watch was designed as a luxury piece, which is why it contains over 6 ounces of precious, precious bauxite
The upcoming BlackBerry watch will be preloaded with a surprisingly good spoken-word William Shatner album
The upcoming BlackBerry watch can be used to auto-pay at over 500 Tim Hortons locations worldwide. (498 of which are in Canada)
The upcoming Blackberry watch is modeled after a pocket watch - okay, it's just a normal BlackBerry with "watch" written on it in sharpie
The upcoming BlackBerry watch shouts all of your notifications at you, in a voice-to-text modeled after angry Serbians
The upcoming BlackBerry watch has a fully mechanical display, because LCDs are played out. E-paper and gears for this bad-boy.
The upcoming BlackBerry watch is more than just a timepiece. It's also heavy.
The upcoming BlackBerry watch was designed for business executives, which means it includes a live stock ticker. Tape refills are extra.
The upcoming BlackBerry watch will contain a full QWERTY keyboard and take up the upper third of your forearm.
Exclusive photos of the upcoming BlackBerry watch from a reputable news source: me! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/NES-Power-Glove.jpg
