Shit Ruby on Rails Developers say in 2015.

shit_ror_devs_say.txt

Did you upgrade to Rails 4.0.4 yet?
I made a rake task for that.
2.1.0 or 2.2.0?
Did you know there's a rake task for that?
We should use Angular.js on this project.
I love the new hash syntax. 
Did you upgrade to Rails 4.18 yet?
Did you see my pull request?
I hate the new hash syntax.
Did you upgrade to Rails 4.2.0 yet?
I commented on your pull request.
You need to run bundle install first.
rbenv or chruby?
You need to run bundle exec first.
I made a git alias for that.
Did you generate your binstubs?
What's a design pattern?
Gah, my tests are failing!
RSpec 3.0 sucks.
What's the law of demeter?
We should use React.js on this project.
RSpec 3.0 is the shit!
Dude, that's a Law of Demeter Violation.
Delayed Job, Resque or Sidekiq?
Cucumber is useless.
We should Ember.js on this project.
Dude, that violates the Single Responsibility Principle.
Cucumber is essential.
Who broke the tests?
I'm using MiniTest from now on.
What's the single responsibility principle?
Don't use the arrow keys in nvim!
Are you deploying to Heroku?
Argh, I forgot to push my commit!
You're still using Webrick? I use Pow and Foreman.
DHH doesn't think you should do it that way.
I'm a fucking Engine Yard programmer for fuck sake.
DHH said TDD is dead...wait, so should we still test?
We should use node.js.
Did you upgrade to Rails 5.0 yet?