bojack horseman was in a show called 'horsin around'
he does well in life because of it. but then he gets cocky on a talk show. and he's drunk and parked in the disabled-persons spot. its a bad look.
[ show theme intro happens ]
real human lives with bojack horseman
meets with penguin in cafe
flashback: he sucks at writing about himself
penguin isn't cool with that. bojack horseman (BH) is gonna prove himself
1 week later: still drunk. still self-involved.
pizza happens
flashback: BH is a dick in public. BH is terrible. dog with aviators. dog could be a lifeguard. heightening dinner conflicts. conflict continues in car.
back to real time.
wait the flashback is real time now.
anyways cat partner has bluetooth earpiece.
penguin
"diane nugent"
cat is a badass. but why is the cat hangin out with BH
omg its the dog again. pooor BH.
BH is 'hitting it off' with the diane--ghostwriter -- oh, uh oh turns out the lifeguard dog is dating diane-ghostwriter. BH is flustered
BH goes to bar to be sad and alone. person behind him is putting videos of him being sad on the net. person invites friends to watch BH together
BH has extend conflict with persons behind him -- it ends in sex
the next morning BH is still terrible
diane-ghostwriter shows up and plays BH's drunken voicemails back to him
[ show ends at some point ]