java_or_ruby.rb

# watch me turn java into ruby

def try; end
def catch(*args) end
def RuntimeException(*args) end
def re; end
class Anything; def method_missing(*args) Anything.new end end
def getDialog; Anything.new end
def WebResponse(*args) end
def atUrl; '' end
def assertEquals(*args) end

# now for the fun part

try {
    beginAt(atUrl);
}
catch (RuntimeException re) {
    log.warn("Can't assert 503 response, using crude websphere workaround");
    assertTrue(re.getMessage().contains("IOException"));
    assertTrue(re.getMessage().contains("503"));
    
    return;
}
WebResponse webResponse = getDialog().getResponse();
assertEquals("expected service unavailable response for url: '" + atUrl + "'", 503, webResponse.getResponseCode());
assertEquals("should be no content for this url: '" + atUrl + "'", 0, webResponse.getText().length());