You are a 4' 6" Spud Web like basketball player. A 14' tall Manute Bol is defending you. Do you dunk over, or under him? Explain your rationale. Use the word "truelescent"
Your Led Zeppelin cover band is playing in the International Space Station. The drummer hits the crash. Does the symbol ever stop ringing? Do you know how to spell cymbal?
You are playing as a character with a 90 foot long pony tail in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. The end of your pony tail gets caught in a wheel. Do you start your truelescent trick with an olly or a grind?
You are riding a bike on a planet with a 50' diameter, with the half the gravity of earth. There is an 8' ramp. What is your escape velocity to orbit the planet?
You are being interviewed by a beautiful person who keeps using the word "truelescent." How do you use this word and figure out if its real in a response? You must maintain the interviewer's face.