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Hello █████,

Thanks for getting in touch and for this tremendous invitation. I'm flattered and excited by the offer.

Representation matters to me. I'm curious: How are you aiming to build a diverse speaker line-up this year? Last years's conference only had 1 female and 1 person of color.

My inclusion rider: I'll join as a speaker if the line-up includes at least ██ women and ██ POC.

I realize putting together a diverse line-up is difficult. As a white male, I'd rather not take up a slot that could better feature someone not like me. Here's a list of people I can recommend.

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Install imagesLoaded via Bower

bower install imagesloaded

The config in main.js can be set up several ways

requirejs.config({
  // set paths object
  paths: {

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(function(){
  
  var pres = document.getElementsByTagName('pre');

  if ( !pres.length || document.body.querySelectorAll('*').length !== 1 ) {
    return;
  }
  
  // Copyright (C) 2006 Google Inc.
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// Get 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, from 1, 2, 3, 4
// ignoring 11, 12, 13 for demo

// using conditionals
function suffixDate( date ) {
  var lastDigit = date % 10;
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Ask Reddit: Have you ever felt a deep personal connection to a person you met in a dream only to wake up feeling terrible because you realize they never existed?

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throw away account cause this is really personal.

My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.

I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.