Dreamed up and repeated by Ferret on [showercapblog.com].
- President Dotard
- Hairplug Himmler
- Shart Garfunkel
- the Turd Reich
- Turd Emperor
- Cult45
- Velveeta Vulgarian
- Dopey Dotard with Diminutive Digits
- Government Cheese Goebbels
- Strawberry Shartcake
- Marmalade Shartcannon
- President Shartcannon
- Taintfungus
- Emperor of Hemorrhoids
- Treasonweasel
- Bonespur Buttplug
- President Crotchrot
- Hairplug That Ate Decency
- Tangerine Idi Amin
- Donnie Two-Scoops
- Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot
- Veryfine Valor Thief
- Fat Q*bert
- Gameshow Göring
- Manchurian Manchild
- Putin's Personal Pet President
- Littlefinger
- Sharty McFly
- President Crotchvoid
- Tangelo-Tinted Taint Tumor
- The GOAT of Losing in Court
- President Gas Station Urinal Cake
- Weehands McNodick
- Circus Peanut Sydney Greenstreet
- Substitute Sarah Slanders
- the clearly-never-hinged-in-the-first-place Kimberly Guilfoyle
- Celebrity Punch Receiver Richard Spencer
- Arizona’s Participation Trophy Senator, Martha McSally
- Larry “So consistently wrong about everything he prefers Dylan’s born-again period” Kudlow
- Wrinkly Gamera
- Sarah Huckleberry Slanders
- Chief Thuglomat
- Rotten-Mouthed Cousin-Fucker Rudy Giuliani
- Murderstache
- Redactor General
- Maggot Maharaja