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Hi David,
I came across your profile online and wanted to reach out about Development
Opportunities here at Groupon. The company is growing, and we're always
looking for folks with solid skills that can make positive contribution to
our continued success. Any chance you'd be open to a quick conversation
about opportunities, or for any possible networking potential? If so, let me
know when you're free and we can set up a time to chat. Also, if you are
interested, it would be great if you could forward a current resume over
that I can take a look at. I look forward to hearing back from you! Please
let me know if you have any questions.
Cheers,
<Yet Another Clueless Tech Recruiter>
@sxua

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sxua commented Oct 13, 2011

Awesome! :)

@boboroshi

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boboroshi commented Oct 13, 2011

Simply reply "I INVENTED THIS SHIT. PISS OFF." or something equally vengeful. Recruiters are worthless.

@visoft

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visoft commented Oct 13, 2011

LOL, Love it.

@michiels

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michiels commented Oct 13, 2011

My laugh of the day :D

@jrmehle

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jrmehle commented Oct 13, 2011

Recruiter: How many years of Rails experience do you have?
DHH: ALL OF THEM

@toothrot

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toothrot commented Oct 13, 2011

You have 10+ years of experience with rails, right???

@jnx

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jnx commented Oct 13, 2011

Haha, Laugh of the day...

@TheOddLinguist

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TheOddLinguist commented Oct 13, 2011

@jrmehle, I blame you for my lack of productivity; can't stop laughing. hehe

@paulbjensen

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paulbjensen commented Oct 13, 2011

Start your memes

@istan

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istan commented Oct 13, 2011

Send the resume. See what they say

@dhh

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dhh commented Oct 13, 2011

Hi ,

Smile, you're on https://twitter.com/dhh/status/124554951581118465, https://gist.github.com/1285068, and http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3108229.

After you're done laughing, maybe read http://37signals.com/svn/posts/2598-why-are-technical-recruiters-so-clueless. I also wrote a piece on what I think about Groupon's business that you might find interesting: http://shortlogic.com/post/6142108636/groupon-ipo-pass-on-this-deal

Have a nice day!

(what I sent him back)

@froots

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froots commented Oct 13, 2011

This is presumably how Heroku recruited Matz, right?

@tomasnoliveira

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tomasnoliveira commented Oct 13, 2011

/facepalm

@paulleader

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paulleader commented Oct 13, 2011

Hah, awesome.

I've had precisely one job interview through a recruiter, for a small security testing outfit. The interviewer constantly referred to the recruiter as "The Car Salesman". I asked him why they used him if he was so aweful and his response was the guy was the least worst they'd come across, but he was still awful.

I once had one ring me, who seemed to think that UML and XML were the same kind of thing. I declined the opportunity.

@mattsears

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mattsears commented Oct 13, 2011

That's crazy, but how awesome is it to be recruited for a framework you created!?!?

@RobHarr

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RobHarr commented Oct 13, 2011

This is just a lazy job. I dislike recruiters.

@RobBrown

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RobBrown commented Oct 13, 2011

When I read, "Have a nice day!"

In my head, it sounded like that FPS Russia guy from YouTube.

@imack

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imack commented Oct 13, 2011

@ArnisL

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ArnisL commented Oct 13, 2011

so... did You apply?

@constantm

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constantm commented Oct 13, 2011

Haha. PLEASE send your resume and post reply - if any.

@bmabey

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bmabey commented Oct 13, 2011

I'm surprised the email didn't say you needed rails experience. ;)

@glennr

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glennr commented Oct 13, 2011

bear

@americos

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americos commented Oct 13, 2011

OMG Lol it made my day!

@edgerunner

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edgerunner commented Oct 13, 2011

Definitely send your resume and thank them for the opportunity :D
See how far and deep the cluelessness and ignorance goes.

@rodrigoflores

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rodrigoflores commented Oct 13, 2011

@tinogomes

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tinogomes commented Oct 13, 2011

@rodrigoflores it was the best meme \0/

@barce

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barce commented Oct 13, 2011

+1 edgerunner

@mranauro

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mranauro commented Oct 13, 2011

Translated:

"Look, I have no idea what the fuck I'm asking here and I don't really know anything about you even though you seem to be well respected here on github.com. I'd like to persuade you into considering our mediocre and doomed business, because let's be frank – we are totally fucked – we are Groupon after all, and we used to be the hottest startup in the world. That has to still carry some weight, but, again, I have no fucking clue who you are or what you do. I did notice "Rails" was something you have mentioned doing, we do that, so hopefully I've been convincing enough to persuade you into taking a sail on this sinking ship.

We're all going to die."

@shyamster

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shyamster commented Oct 13, 2011

Funny as hell.

@cheez80

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cheez80 commented Oct 13, 2011

LOL AWESOME

@nicolasiensen

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nicolasiensen commented Oct 13, 2011

@carloslopes

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carloslopes commented Oct 13, 2011

lol, jrmehle had the best response

@etagwerker

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etagwerker commented Oct 13, 2011

@rodrigoflores best meme so far! lolz

@MirkoCindric

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MirkoCindric commented Oct 13, 2011

Pure gold.. that right there sums up whats wrong with IT Recruiters

@leondu

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leondu commented Oct 14, 2011

Hey, you made my day! WAHAHA!~~~

@matomesc

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matomesc commented Oct 14, 2011

Hahaha

@argan

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argan commented Oct 14, 2011

LOL.....

@ghosTM55

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ghosTM55 commented Oct 14, 2011

This honestly made me laugh out loud into tears

@parano

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parano commented Oct 14, 2011

what a lovely joke

@mrichie

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mrichie commented Oct 14, 2011

lol, 囧

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 14, 2011

This recruiter needs his own show!

@sgruhier

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sgruhier commented Oct 14, 2011

:)

@cliche2004

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cliche2004 commented Oct 14, 2011

ahahaha :) wew!

@keikun17

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keikun17 commented Oct 14, 2011

nail in the coffin

@davividal

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davividal commented Oct 14, 2011

Next chapter:

Grupon folks: "Hey look! I just found this Linux Trovalds guy! He seems to have some experience with Linux... Let's offer him a position as sysadmin?"

@pawel2105

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pawel2105 commented Oct 14, 2011

@nukturnal

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nukturnal commented Oct 14, 2011

my goodness, this dude just landed himself right on the frying pan. Is this s a joke or what? somebody needs to even ask, how much are they trying to offer and what position will he fill? lol

Just imagine @dhh Junior Rails Developer Groupon, hahahahahahahahaha. shit this is the Joke of the century. I'll bet my entire balls on it.

@mieky

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mieky commented Oct 14, 2011

I heard Chuck Norris can hire DHH for his Rails development efforts.

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

@dhh stop being Arrogant and accept the job ...

@jlebrech

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jlebrech commented Oct 14, 2011

@dhh wouldn't have got it anyways, 8 years Rails experience required.

@rodrigoflores

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rodrigoflores commented Oct 14, 2011

@alessioalex

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alessioalex commented Oct 14, 2011

Good thing they didn't try to hire DHH as a CSS / HTML guy bhwhahahahahahaha :))))

@szeryf

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szeryf commented Oct 14, 2011

So, David, we have this Junior Java Developer position and I think you might be interested in it...

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 14, 2011

@muzlim the recruiters text should be something like "Do you know scaffolding?"

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

@sleeptillseven .... "Do you know scaffolding?" .................. huhhh ... this is fun man ... I'm gona do it

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 14, 2011

@muzlim brilliant.
Recruiter: "Minute over, I fear you don't know rails at all!"

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

@nicolasiensen

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nicolasiensen commented Oct 14, 2011

@wxianfeng

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wxianfeng commented Oct 14, 2011

我靠,有木有!!!

@formigarafa

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formigarafa commented Oct 14, 2011

after a few weeks and they get over it:
we have a position as recruiters. Do you know dhh?

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

I think that recruiter lost his job by now

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 14, 2011

@muzlim no, but his mind!

@mikemil

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mikemil commented Oct 14, 2011

Thanks for the laugh! Maybe Larry Wall would be available for a Perl gig.

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 14, 2011

With those kind of recruiters Groupon has a bright future :P

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

The recruiter to his wife: Today something strange happened, everybody was making fun of me cuz I offered This guy called dhh a job,
The wife: mmmm .... I bet you he's too bad and everybody knows that.

@chunkyguy

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chunkyguy commented Oct 14, 2011

Recruiter: ok good you are the creator, then you must be very good at it. Still interested?

@rubypirate

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rubypirate commented Oct 14, 2011

Recruiter: ok good you are the creator, then you must be very good at it. Still interested?
:D :D

@randito

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randito commented Oct 14, 2011

Awesome awesome awesome. Thanks for the Friday laugh.

@seyhunak

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seyhunak commented Oct 14, 2011

Awesome. haha

@pmarreck

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pmarreck commented Oct 14, 2011

I don't know about you guys but I've seen recruiters on the rampage for Rails developers lately, so the fact that someone didn't do their homework is not surprising

@hlxwell

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hlxwell commented Oct 15, 2011

团购DHH。

@devdatta

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devdatta commented Oct 15, 2011

Awesome. Ha Ha Ha... :D

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Oct 15, 2011

I also heard that he is looking for a Dart programmer who can write a "Hello JavaScript" script in more than 17000 lines of Javascript code. Many that would be an option. What do you think @dhh?

@diegorv

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diegorv commented Oct 19, 2011

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @rodrigoflores it was the best meme \0/

@tganzarolli

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tganzarolli commented Oct 20, 2011

Agreed, @rodrigoflores made the best one!
Damn recruiters...

@tibastral

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tibastral commented Oct 21, 2011

So funny ! You made my day...

@ghost

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ghost commented Feb 15, 2012

This has made my day. Thank you for the laugh. I am so glad I don't work at Groupon. I'd die of the shame.

@sleeptillseven

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sleeptillseven commented Feb 15, 2012

@sfloresv it's not Groupon's fault.

@cbjayshao

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cbjayshao commented Sep 26, 2013

AHAHAHAHAHA

@piyushawasthi

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piyushawasthi commented Aug 22, 2014

Waoooooooo.... Please send your resume.......... ;)

@Talha5

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Talha5 commented May 6, 2017

hahaha

@SeinopSys

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SeinopSys commented Aug 4, 2018

All of @rodrigoflores' images are gone, anyone got a copy? I feel like I'm missing out

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