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| "Hole Foods" store. Donuts, bagels, Cheerios, pretzels, mac and cheese, pineapple rings, Life Savers | |
| "Interrobang", OKCupid clone for grammarians | |
| $590 bike wheel with apps | |
| $60 IPHONE DICK | |
| $600 shoes made of pretty much paper | |
| 'A Modest Proposal' family restaurant | |
| .Hz .o, .Hz .m, .Hz .k, .Hz .n | |
| 1 month a year people get drafted to do menial labour | |
| 1) you have something to say 2) you blog about it 3) PROFIT | |
| 1-bit router | |
| 10,000 RMB IPHONE DOCK | |
| 10,000 WATT iPHONE DOCK | |
| 10yo boy urine, overnight | |
| 11 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION | |
| 11 year old date dot com | |
| 12th century drama in actual 12th-century english | |
| 19andmycat, like 23andme but for cat dna | |
| 25000 dots | |
| 2D AVATARS FOR BANK ROBBERS TO SLIP THROUGH BARS | |
| 2FA light gun | |
| 3 AXIS CLOTHING | |
| 3 AXIS LAUNDRY DRYER | |
| 3/4S OF A HEAD | |
| 3D GELATO PRINTER | |
| 3d print fake cartridge games | |
| 3d printed bespoke prosthetic foreskins | |
| 3d printed butter sculpture | |
| 3d printed fedoras and neckbeards | |
| 3d printed teeth | |
| 3d-printable ivory | |
| 3rd graders run data centers | |
| 8 bit utilikilt | |
| 8 year olds, dude | |
| 8====D | |
| 9/11 flight sim | |
| a bar where you have to have someone fill one of those out to get a drink | |
| a beer called Draft Punk | |
| a cheetos-covered human in a garage with a soldering iron and 2.5years towards an engineering degree | |
| A company that has barbers deliver pizza and provide haircuts. | |
| a fox-like service that provides unique recommendations of new economies to ruin based on check-in data, interests, and aggregated group data | |
| a furry brick that sometimes jumps for no reason and makes random sounds. most of the time just lies there. | |
| a game where you capture cute animal-like creatures and perform unethical experiments on them | |
| a guy hits you with a hammer | |
| a hat for your tum | |
| a house you can piss in anywhere at anytime | |
| a joule thief in an ingenous plastic contraption that connects up to any ass household battery and costs 10 bucks | |
| a lock that releases worms | |
| a lot of death | |
| a machine that tattoos your latest google search on your body until you die | |
| a measuring spoon palette so you can just like hold all your measuring spoons in one hand | |
| a medicated sword you can swallow for bad heartburn | |
| a new society that respects the right to make turkey noises in another's ear | |
| a new society with refined manners so you can do things like scrape the froth from a mug with your finger and lick it off, and that's ok | |
| a passenger airline with a sub-coach section that just consists of a bunch of submarine-style bunks. medium-sized children can book tickets in this section and they all just pack in on the bunks | |
| a phone that only calls your best bud chet | |
| a pile of spaghetti for your ass | |
| a pile of spaghetti for your ass | |
| a pill I could take that would make me sleep all night without making me groggy in the morning that isn't addictive | |
| a pneumatic tube from that new zealand restaurant to my home | |
| a QR code that just says "fuck you" | |
| A REBUTTAL THAT IS AN ACTUAL BUTT | |
| A restaurant where you win beards | |
| a ring that is pre-inserted into a vagina and then clamps onto the penis during intercourse and is a legal covenant of marriage | |
| a robot with solar panels and a cell connection that you throw out and then it lives at the dump and you drive it around and look at the dump from an app on your phone | |
| a site that overlays Japanese game show reaction shots and random text on YouTube videos | |
| a smart toilet that feels pain | |
| A social network for organic farmers with HPV | |
| a social network of people selling dildos of their own junk | |
| a string of assholes | |
| a suitcase full of pepperoni | |
| a sympathetic bod, preferably female, who might be prepared to show people around | |
| a thing like lime scooters except instead of lame ass scooters, its sick go karts | |
| a trailer for everyone | |
| a true glue-sniffing medicine | |
| a virtual fedora that only people with the hololens can see | |
| a world where everything is the same except the floor is lava | |
| a/b testing to weed out eichmanns | |
| abe's motel and captchas | |
| ABLATIVE SCROTUM | |
| abortion clinic on the moon | |
| abuse prison chicks further by promising them dreams while they are weak and defenceless | |
| accelerate rod stewart to relativistic speeds | |
| accurate at-home boner mass measurement kit #bam #dickscience | |
| ACHIEVEMENT BADGES FOR vi AND emacs | |
| act of congress to redefine the word "well" to mean government | |
| ad-supported IRC bots | |
| additive cleanup | |
| Adobe Creative Clown | |
| Adult Field Trips: How It's Made with a live studio audience | |
| Adult Field Trips: party bus from bar to gentleman's lounge | |
| Adult Field Trips: Sex Party | |
| advanced socialbots | |
| advent calendar with pogs | |
| advent of cod | |
| adventure game with a crafting system | |
| advertise a one hour seminar on "how to meet people"; provide drinks and nibbles and then keep going into the room to apologise for the delay but they're just preparing the room; after an hour go back into the room and congratulate everyone on completing the seminar | |
| advertising vacuum | |
| aerodynamic tomatoes | |
| AEROGEL FLESHLIGHT | |
| AEROGEL FLESHLIGHTY | |
| aerosol "easy chicken" | |
| aerosol foie gras | |
| afroman | |
| aged shark piss | |
| agent cum | |
| Aggro-Vat for storing aggression. | |
| AGILE ANIMAL CROSSING | |
| agile eugenics | |
| agile film production | |
| agile wrenches | |
| AGOG DOG | |
| AI for Mormons | |
| airbnb for air traffic control training | |
| airbrb, rent your couch while you run errands | |
| airplane that runs on bunker fuel | |
| airplane that runs on human flesh | |
| AIRPODS WITH A NOTCH | |
| alarm clock that gets up and walks over and starts taking a shit on your face unless you turn t off | |
| ALCOHOLIC BORSCHT | |
| Alibi app | |
| ALIEN VS PREDATOR BALLET | |
| All lemon Mike & Ikes | |
| all-plastic TSA-approved cat carrier | |
| all-season xmas lights | |
| allcrustables | |
| ALNICO 4 | |
| altercoin with a physical verification medium | |
| altercoin with physical verification medium. perhaps printed. on some kind of high-security special paper. | |
| alternate history novel where all computer bezels are still beige | |
| alternative reality game started by portraying a supervillian on ask metafilter | |
| AMAZON ECHO/GLADE AIR FRESHENER | |
| AMAZON FOR COLORECTAL SURGEONS | |
| Amazon Manaus Gangster | |
| Amazon Pamplamousse, drone dispensing bubbly water directly into your bloodstream | |
| AMAZON PRIME SANDWICH DELIVERY | |
| ambibian, bibs for reptile pets | |
| among-us-based agile dev process | |
| an age of new serfdom to enslave all the brown people | |
| an ai that yiu can type black betty words into and it makes the guy from ram jam say 'em | |
| an app that constantly asks you whether you are having an asthma attack | |
| an automatic vacuum cleaner that is also a quadcopter (the quadcopter part is used to stir up the dust into the air instead of having to drive around) | |
| an awful wet meaty pit with exposed bones hanging out | |
| an iphone that doesn't pocket dial people all the fucking time when it's humid out | |
| ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SMILEY | |
| ancestry clicker | |
| ANCIENT VIRILE HORNDOG | |
| andrew 12 sided dice clay | |
| andrew dice modeling clay | |
| animatronic disney cast members via citrix | |
| ankle deep eyes and teeth | |
| ANOTHER MOON | |
| antarctic townhomes | |
| ANTEATER | |
| ANTHEATER | |
| antibacterial shit | |
| anxiety ham | |
| anything that doesn't use a blockchain | |
| apartheid olympics | |
| Apartments aimed at internet gamers strategically situated near servers | |
| aphextwin tribute band with builtin open mic night. open mic: but only aphex twin covers | |
| app store | |
| app that uses computer vision, neural networks, and the blockchain to tell you if its ok to eat any rando mushroom you find | |
| apple trebuchets | |
| Apple Watch app to synchronize jerkin it with your bros | |
| apple watch app where you have to pay $1000 an hour to have a diamond appear on your screen | |
| Apple Watch but you hold it in your hand | |
| apple watch fidget spinner mount | |
| applebees church | |
| apply virus directly to the forehead | |
| apps are nfts now | |
| AR Chives | |
| Arabic for Brown People | |
| arduino erection initiator | |
| arduino erection sensor | |
| arduino sous vide | |
| ARE YOU FULL ASIAN | |
| argon-infused butter | |
| arguments about hair parts as a service | |
| arguments about the implications of badly-reported neuroscience | |
| ARISTOCRATS REBOOT | |
| ARMORED ALOHA SHIRTS | |
| ARTISAN SHIT | |
| ARTISAN WINDOWS 10 | |
| artisanal aromatherapy fire extinguishers | |
| ARTISANAL PRUNO | |
| ARTISINAL AUTISTIC MONKEYS | |
| asexual reproduction | |
| asian rice hats | |
| ASIAN? | |
| ask a mormon for casserole recipes | |
| ASMR Tax Preparation on Twitch | |
| ASMR TOENAIL CLIPPING | |
| aspergers burgers | |
| ASPERGERS HUGBOX | |
| ass company | |
| ASS KNUCKLES | |
| ass mechanic | |
| ass-mounted head store | |
| asshole camera | |
| asshole notes | |
| assless pants for esch | |
| at-home accurate boner mass measurement kit | |
| AUDIO INSTAGRAM | |
| AUDIOPHILE BANANAS | |
| AUDIOPHILE SOCKS | |
| audioscrobbling for turntables | |
| augmented reality bio-dad | |
| augmented reality solitaire with achievements | |
| augmented reality tulpas | |
| australia simulator | |
| AUTISM INHALER | |
| autist ear blanket headphones | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE IPHONE | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE MERMAID HARNESSES | |
| autoclavable non-disclosable butt tissue snappy claws thing | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE REUSABLE DEVICE FOR VIOLET BLUE TO DETERMINE IF A BOOTH BABE IS AN IOS DEVELOPER | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE TRADE SHOW | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE YOSEMITE SAM SCULPTURE | |
| automated adult burpers | |
| automated social service sunsetting | |
| autotuned cat jewel cover album | |
| avalanche mukes | |
| AWS S3 /dev/null STORAGE | |
| babel bees. like the babel fish but with bees | |
| baby bottle and nipple test drive sampler set | |
| baby gas dislodge unit but it's just a nasa astronaut gimbal rig | |
| baby treadmills | |
| baby walkers | |
| baby-replacement shakes | |
| backdrops for your bathroom for facetiming on the can | |
| BACON CIRCUS PEANUTS | |
| bad breath | |
| BAD DUDES AS AN MMPORG | |
| bagel pancakes | |
| bagel ramen | |
| Bags, but for bikes! | |
| bail bondsmen for birds | |
| BAIN CAPITAL FOR WOLVES | |
| BAJINGO | |
| baked potato guinea pig food cart | |
| baked potato marriage | |
| bakelite laptops | |
| ballistic poultry as a service | |
| ballot prerolls | |
| balls bra | |
| BALUT BUFFET | |
| banananade | |
| BANANAPHONE | |
| band where all instruments are made out of previous members of the band | |
| banh mi freezepops | |
| banquet tv dinners | |
| BAPPIN | |
| bar bazzers | |
| barcode made of barcodes | |
| bariatric execution service | |
| barley seltzer | |
| base on balls | |
| basic coffee enema procedure and recipe | |
| basic math for startup bros, wherein we learn what happens when a large-scale system fails 0.00X$ of the time. | |
| BBKeto | |
| be a fat 12 year old | |
| be jewish | |
| be your own bank | |
| beached whale rides | |
| bear exchange | |
| bear jacuzzi | |
| bear programming, pair programming but the other dev is a bear | |
| BEAR-PROOF IPODS | |
| BEARD IN A BOX | |
| Bears On A Plane. A grimdark reboot of Disney's Tale Spin. | |
| becoming a minimal person who owns only one dustcloth and nothing else | |
| bee backers - bee venture capitalist investment group | |
| bee cupping | |
| bee ink | |
| beecoin | |
| beef jerky, the candy bar of the cow | |
| beef radio | |
| beef stock bum wine in pounder cans | |
| beef without borders | |
| BEER | |
| Beer advertisements featuring guys getting arrested holding beer (yours or competitors) | |
| BEER CHEWS | |
| Beer Chews, beer-infused meat jerky soaked in the regional favorite of brew | |
| bees | |
| bees in your ears | |
| BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN | |
| being born with all your teeth | |
| belly driveway heaters | |
| bendy straws for wolves | |
| bento and sake drivethrough | |
| Bento box drivethrough | |
| bespoke computer that's just a solid piece of gold | |
| BESPOKE MOPS | |
| BESPOKE ROPE | |
| bespoke sheepshit condom | |
| BESPOKE SPOKES | |
| BESPOKE TRAMPOLINES | |
| better apple stickers | |
| better ramen vending machine to compete with bp | |
| Betty Davercise | |
| Bhutanese passport iPhone ringtones. | |
| bicillin vape | |
| bicycle fedoras | |
| big benghazi | |
| big blimpin' | |
| Big Data Visualization Storyboarding and Wireframing Techniques’ like never before! | |
| big gay hot dog stand | |
| big milk | |
| big titty goth systemd | |
| big voldemort | |
| bike frames shaped like goofy's dick | |
| bike rake | |
| Bikingi, svelte roadwear | |
| binary calendar | |
| BING | |
| bird gangs | |
| bisque respirator | |
| bitcoin address in youtube comments | |
| BITCOIN FOR WOLVES | |
| bitcoins under the mattress | |
| bitcorn | |
| bitsheep | |
| bittorrent with messaging | |
| BJ PILLS | |
| BLACK LASER | |
| black spray paint for white penises | |
| blackface dress code | |
| blackin, the linkedin for black people. all the black people on blackin are connected. | |
| blacklight backlight | |
| blackmail.me a service where people pay to send incriminating evidence about themselves as a motivating tool | |
| BLEVE | |
| blibbling | |
| blimp bizkit | |
| BLIND SIMULATOR FOR OCULUS RIFT | |
| BLOBchain | |
| blockchain irc | |
| blockrope | |
| blog engine with automatic comments about how the 90s were better | |
| blood flavored mints | |
| blood intestine curdled pigs larvae soup | |
| blood pasteurization | |
| blood test to determine level of sinfulness | |
| bloody coffee | |
| blowjob themed night club. | |
| blue apron but only lox bagels | |
| bluetooth | |
| blutin | |
| boat cam notifications | |
| Boba Fête, Star Wars-themed birthday party kit | |
| boilermakerfaire | |
| bomb threat exchange | |
| bombs that look distinctly not clock-like | |
| bong neti pot | |
| bonkers gadget | |
| bonsai baby jars | |
| BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN | |
| book dog | |
| book-shape/size LEDs that glow out of bookshelves | |
| booster dongle | |
| booth buns | |
| bootstrap zipcar | |
| boss key app which unmutes pc and blasts porn moaning until the customer pays $ | |
| bot ox | |
| bot that generates artist's statements | |
| bottle full of wasps | |
| bottled salt water for dolphins | |
| BOTTOMLESS SISYPHEAN METAFILTER | |
| boutique clutch straps | |
| bow house also gives violin lessons | |
| bow house also is dumpling restaurant | |
| bowling valley | |
| boxcar game that has random boxcar and the terrain evolves | |
| Braids & Bosoms RPG | |
| breadora | |
| breadsulation | |
| BREAKAWAY PANTS | |
| breakfast inhaler | |
| breakfast pizza with french toast crusts | |
| breast milk butter | |
| breed mentally retarded cats, the next big thing in pets | |
| breed rat-sized macauley culkins | |
| bricks and mortar app store | |
| bring back classic device at huge price point, but the device is just a solid brick of gold that does nothing | |
| bring mr. rogers back to life and have him sell car insurance | |
| BRINICLES | |
| bro hog | |
| brocorp | |
| BUCKET O' RIBS | |
| buckwheat fleshlight | |
| buckyball lawn darts | |
| Bud Bombs, spherical handheld vapes | |
| buddhist lynch mob | |
| BUG BYTES | |
| bug hats | |
| bugmenot broswer plugin | |
| build bomb to destroy universes with koalas | |
| bulletproof vest made of magnets | |
| bullying | |
| bum spikes made out of bum bones | |
| bumper cars but with powered parachutes | |
| bumper sticker with calvin pissing on a cross | |
| buncha dorks | |
| Burriot food cart, misspelled but still delicious | |
| burrito straw | |
| burrito with velcro for morale patches | |
| bury animals in pit, sell as "oil futures" to british petroleum | |
| bus on stilts | |
| business cards, flavored for his and her pleasure | |
| business where people come to make their own suits. called "suit yourself" | |
| butping | |
| butt to butt intubating | |
| buttbuttination for corporatespeak | |
| BUTTER COW COLLISION | |
| buttfart aioli | |
| buttless pajamas | |
| buttplug doorstop | |
| BUTTS | |
| buy a shopping mall to play Toto’s Africa in and charge visits by the hour | |
| buy helium | |
| buy legs | |
| buy thisdomaindefinitelydoesnotexist123.com just to fuck with dmd | |
| BYOC coffee shop | |
| c minus minus | |
| C.H.U.D. III | |
| CABBAGE TOTS | |
| cabinet IR makefile | |
| caffeinated doritos | |
| caffeinated v8 | |
| camel case names | |
| camelbak vape pack | |
| cameras for all birds | |
| camo patch cables | |
| camo patch kids | |
| can't stop stink poo | |
| cancelledornot.com | |
| Candida albicans | |
| candy coated slimjims | |
| CANDY CRUSH SAGA ON OCULUS RIFT | |
| CAnnabis k-cups | |
| canned butter | |
| canned mouse | |
| canned trout with bears doing the canning because they work for cheap | |
| capsule motel daycare | |
| captain wedderburn's tackle box happy meal | |
| car LCD message bumper marquee | |
| car powered car ferry | |
| car seats on a stick | |
| car with parkinsons | |
| CARBOB | |
| Carbon fiber fedora with RFID shielding | |
| carbon offsets for small gas engines | |
| CARBONATED GRAVY | |
| carbonated meat | |
| CARBONATED MILK | |
| CARBONATED PUDDING | |
| CARBONATED URINE | |
| carbonated yoo-hoo | |
| CARE BEAR SNACKS | |
| Carhawks, spiked car toppers for extreme delivery drivers | |
| carnivore oreos | |
| carp ark | |
| carrying pugs as ballast | |
| cars on our street for obama | |
| Cash Hose, a TV show where people withstand a firehose for a while and eventually some change comes out … and then a coupla $100s | |
| casual cunt | |
| cat bears | |
| cat belt sander | |
| cat butts lol web page site | |
| cat cafe with weed | |
| cat dick enhancement surgery | |
| cat dinners for hobos | |
| cat figs | |
| cat food musubi | |
| cat funnel | |
| cat litter boxes with german poop shelf | |
| cat moops | |
| cat prepper | |
| cat reclawing | |
| CAT SCRATCH FEVER ADVIL | |
| catboy | |
| catbus that delivers ben and jerrys coffee heath bar crunch directly to your door with cat deliverycats | |
| catholic sect obsessed with docking with the holy grail | |
| catnip-flavoured ping pong ball with freakin LASERS | |
| Cattack, a semi-automatic feline | |
| catte wrappe | |
| celebrity dick blockchain | |
| celestian seasonings minty meth blend | |
| CEMENTOS: THE FRESH MAKER | |
| Centrifuge abortions | |
| ceramic chef's dong | |
| ceRealMyst | |
| CGI CUM | |
| chalupa airdrop | |
| charades without friends | |
| charleston chews in pairs | |
| ChatGepeto | |
| CHATURBATE FOR CITRIX WITH GOOGLE GLASS SUPPORT | |
| CHEAM CREEMS | |
| cheap cheese | |
| cheaper version of 23 and me. we get your info, you just get your percentage of undesirable dna | |
| cheetoes nut roll | |
| cheetos but a big sheet of it that you can slice up like corn bread | |
| chef boyardee tuna ravioli in a can | |
| chemically accelerated white people dreads | |
| chessball | |
| chick-fil-automat | |
| chicken by the foot | |
| CHICKEN NIPPLES | |
| chicken thighs as a service | |
| child-dosage indica vape pen | |
| childproof penis | |
| chili but instead of meat or beans it's all grilled cheese sandwiches | |
| chili fax | |
| chili lattice | |
| chin saw | |
| chinese buffet called 'festival of meat' | |
| Chinks-Mex, Chinese food in burrito format | |
| chipotle but with yogurt | |
| chocolate razor blades | |
| choopernet | |
| choose your own adventure BUT IT'S A GAME | |
| chrome app to trick people into having threesomes with you | |
| chucky cheese | |
| chunky smoothies | |
| Churr-Os, tiny cinnamon-sugar donuts for breakfast | |
| chutney for the disenfranchised | |
| chutney for the pause. i'm still burning and not policy | |
| CITRIX IN THE SHOWER | |
| City beautification project where taxicab exhaust includes Febreze | |
| claim to have minted NFTs of _other_ dudes' junk and sell it back to thej! | |
| Clamato Bidet LLC | |
| clandestinely fund a supposedly grass-root political movement in order to influence government policy | |
| clash of clams | |
| clean pollution | |
| cleaning people's search results of errant search data | |
| climate change upgrade | |
| ClimbinB | |
| clothes for software | |
| clothes on the line | |
| clothing made from mini horse skin (guaranteed flea repellent!) | |
| clown events | |
| clown events management | |
| CNC litter box | |
| cnc pizza | |
| Co-worker space with shop cats | |
| co-working space dedicated to circlejerking inside meeting rooms with glass walls | |
| cockdock: combination iphone dock/radio/alarmclock/realdoll | |
| cockdock: combination iphone dock/radio/alarmclock/realdoll #startupidea | |
| COCKTOPUS | |
| coconut water sold in a gourd | |
| codcast | |
| codcoin | |
| Coding with Lube, a scaffolding framework | |
| coffee grindr | |
| cold rooms warner | |
| cole haan vibrams | |
| collaborative Tiny Tower | |
| collectible butterscotch star wars cat | |
| collecting semen | |
| colloidal lead | |
| colonies for ant piss | |
| COMBINATION DILDO AND TRAILER HITCH | |
| combination parking lots / cemeteries | |
| combination sodastream and juicero | |
| combination strip club/mortuary, for this guy ^ | |
| combination tacobell and dmv | |
| combination toner fuser and toaster | |
| combination yarmulke/face mask | |
| combine Oculus Rift & Pebble smartwatch to make smart wearable VR wrist headset. Concept attached. http://t.co/u5Mzs3haoZ | |
| combine Oculus Rift & Pebble smartwatch to make smart wearable VR wrist headset. Concept attached. https://twitter.com/brownpau/status/473588471031140352/photo/1 | |
| combined cpap machine and penis pump | |
| come over to my house tomorrow before i make up and make a pot of lablabi so i don't have to | |
| comfort bats | |
| community circlejerk | |
| Company called Upbuddy that does nothing except provide a joke | |
| competitive business plan for garlic sauce | |
| COMPETITVE SCREENSAVERS | |
| completely fake how-it's-made | |
| composite materials shoes. this may actually exist... | |
| compressors with skulls engraved on them | |
| computer components that dust can't stick to | |
| computers but good | |
| computers that are soft | |
| computers with tilt | |
| concerts but you can skip songs | |
| CONFIRMED PIP | |
| CONFLICT-FREE BUTT PLUGS | |
| connecticunt | |
| container ship racing game | |
| contaminate wide swaths of shale oil-rich regions with dirty bombs to deny access to humans but allow access to eventually three headed deer | |
| content-unaware fill, you lasso out an area and hit fill and it just starts pasting in pictures of the grand canyon and star wars | |
| continuous long egg production facility | |
| cookie-flavored hashish | |
| CoolTalk, an refrigerator running Android connected to landline with Bluetooth headset capabilities | |
| Coolthulu | |
| copdusting | |
| cops who close at 8 | |
| copyright vests | |
| COREGASM | |
| corn anti-flakes that make you horny https://skull.website/@whiskeysailor/107338397391145699 | |
| corn detasseling as a service | |
| corn syrup grandpa | |
| corncast | |
| cornhorns as a service | |
| corpse of justice | |
| costco pizza covid vaccine | |
| Counterfeit Wines, prounounced "Counte-fay" | |
| courier company called c-section | |
| cover feet in bacon, stand on giant skillet. | |
| covid isolation kit for car trunks | |
| COW | |
| COW SHARE | |
| cow.com | |
| coworking space aboard training 737 | |
| cpap device that sues your power company | |
| cpap for your eyeballs | |
| crab bleeding social media contractor | |
| CRAB CLAWS MADE OF MONSTER CABLE | |
| CRAB CLAWS MADE OF PUPPY TEARS | |
| CRAB CLAWS MADE OF VEEPOLE | |
| CRAB CLAWS MADE OF WIN | |
| CRAB WALL | |
| cracker daryl | |
| craft beer basket for bikes | |
| CRAFT BEER BETA AVAILABLE ONLY BY INVITATION | |
| craft metric stout | |
| crank powered social network | |
| crash the plan | |
| crass meme recyclers | |
| cream cheese extruders for 3d printing | |
| create a dyson sphere around proxima centauri and put all the liberals there | |
| create scarcity | |
| create useful placeholder site, wait 10 years, replace placeholders with ads | |
| creature with 2 asses | |
| credit card made out of depleted uranium. $5000 annual fee | |
| credit card reader + gate installed in front of each swing on a swingset. you must pay to swing. | |
| credit onion | |
| cricket in a box | |
| cricket meets hockey, it's cricket but on ice with a puck, call it crockey/hicket | |
| Criminal defense insurance. | |
| CRM FOR DOGS | |
| CRM FOR DOGS THOSE ARE NOT WRITING THAT SHIT ILL FUCKING CUT YOU OFF RIGHT NOW is one wife one day he'll shoot a granola bar out when i have a long time because I just like arguing with someone unless they are some large urinals here | |
| CRM FOR DOGS TO BE COMING IN 4 LINES IN AN ANTGLOVE | |
| CRM FOR DOGS TO BE THE SAME WOMAN. | |
| Cronugget, dingleberry-flavored croissant-donut mashups | |
| cross breed grapes with ghost peppers | |
| cross platform burns | |
| cross-country catapult | |
| CRUD app for managing crudit�s platters | |
| cryptid currency | |
| cryptocurrency value linked to racehorses | |
| css table autofixer lattee | |
| CUBE GLEAMING | |
| CUCKS GONE WILD videos | |
| cuddlebot | |
| CUECAT | |
| CUECAT FOR FOOD | |
| cult-driven suicide hotline that gets in the phonebook as hotline bling | |
| Culture is a paradoxical commodity. | |
| cultures with both honor and dignity | |
| cum entrance | |
| cum frog | |
| cum hawk | |
| cum spa | |
| cumlord QoS | |
| currency | |
| curry blunts | |
| custom furniture made from and by ents | |
| cuticle makeup | |
| D&D: The Sims | |
| DAEDRIC ARMOR | |
| DAFT PUNK PANPIPES | |
| DAIKON CONFUSION | |
| DALGONA CHICKEN | |
| dance poles for shrimp | |
| dark souls 99 | |
| Dark Souls in-game NFTs | |
| DATA BALLS | |
| data: 0x00 06 1E | |
| DATACENTER ON A TRAIN | |
| dave grohl's egg roles | |
| david attenborough narrated documentary about david attenborough | |
| DAVID LYNCH SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW | |
| David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. | |
| De-Bride, divorce lawyers specializing in poisonous, over-attached wives | |
| de-risk | |
| dead duck | |
| dead grandma audit | |
| dealdo.com | |
| DEALER-SERVICED CRONUTS | |
| death grip mask | |
| debunking shit for fun and profit | |
| deconstructed fast food | |
| DECORTATIVE BIKE RACKS | |
| DEDICATED POOP BUTTON | |
| deep learning powered by bees | |
| deep water submarine for candy bars | |
| deepfake urban design | |
| deepthrating | |
| DEFCON LEVELS BUT FOR BANANAS | |
| deflation | |
| delayed instagram that you have to print out and hand physical copies to people you want to share with | |
| deliver bodymods using a chainsaw to people who use the term bodyhack | |
| deliver electric shocks to people who use the term bodyhack | |
| dentist, but on the USS Enterprise | |
| depleted uranium brass knuckles | |
| depleted uranium canoe | |
| depleted uranium fidget spinner | |
| depleted uranium trash bag weights | |
| depleted uranium weighted blanket | |
| deposit check using laptop webcam but you have to hold it up and do duckface | |
| DERIVATIVE IPHONE TRANCHES | |
| dernocracy | |
| derpbra | |
| deserts in space | |
| developers developers developers developers | |
| device spatula for nontouch bezel pickup | |
| DIABETES CARE TARGETED TOWARDS BLOGGERS | |
| DIAGONAL CHICKEN | |
| dial-up NPR | |
| Diapears, alerting you to babbydefecation with the sweet scent of fruits | |
| diaper api | |
| diaper with built in buttplug | |
| diaspora for truck drivers | |
| Dick Blackmail Subsidiary | |
| Dick Husks, condoms produced from corn syrup | |
| dick rental | |
| Dick Tales | |
| die from hangover | |
| diesel fuel made from from pressure vessels | |
| diesel stick shift microwave with pedal | |
| DIET COKE IN GLASS BOTTLES WITH MEXICAN ASPERTAME | |
| digital thermometer that plays this song when appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvjFThqmq0 | |
| Dildo bayonets for semi-automatic rifles | |
| Dildo bayonets for semi-automatic rifles #sharktank | |
| dildo company called jerkin gherkins | |
| dildos with memory | |
| Dildupe, 3D-printed replica of your johnson | |
| dimensional fuckin lumber | |
| dinosaur bicycle | |
| dinosaur paratroopers | |
| DISCONNECTED DIMENSON AREA CODES | |
| disposable ceramic cymbals | |
| disposable edible fingers | |
| disposable hands | |
| disposable watches | |
| disrupt hobos | |
| disrupt the air traffic control market. really shake it up. | |
| disrupt the bagpipe | |
| distributed no ledger currency with centralised democratic enforcement body | |
| DIY human leather kit | |
| dmd gonzo flight | |
| Docker for Doctors | |
| docker for real life shit | |
| dog chain gang | |
| dog fort | |
| dog loans | |
| dog panic room | |
| dog tools | |
| dog-a-pult | |
| doggie daycare named the bow house | |
| DOGS MADE OUT OF TACOS | |
| dogshit | |
| dogwatches, watches for DOGS! | |
| dom deluise | |
| don draper explaining a genetically engineered cat that is no fur, all whiskers | |
| don't pass out in the woods | |
| don't pull the power plug out of the computer while you're using the computer | |
| don't startup if you already have money | |
| Dongboard, rideable dildos on wheels | |
| dongle oil | |
| donut fax | |
| DONUT MACHINE | |
| donut quantum teleportation | |
| doom but you can only control it with scrollwheel | |
| DOOM: Encarta 95 | |
| Dorf Dash. Evil delivered, to your door. | |
| doritos ramen | |
| doritos taco shell with poop in it | |
| dorpbox | |
| DOS medical services, blama obamacare | |
| dot puke | |
| dragonbaldur's gate | |
| dream transcriber | |
| dress cod | |
| drill rakes | |
| drinkable gin hand sanitizer | |
| drinkable piss | |
| drinkable water | |
| drive thru speed dating | |
| drive-in workspace | |
| DRM electricity | |
| drobble | |
| drone music except it's drones carrying speakers | |
| DRONE UMBRELLA | |
| drones for pushing people down stairs | |
| DROP C TUNING | |
| drop cats out of powered parachutes | |
| DROPSHIP POTATO CLOCKS | |
| drucker might be a sexual deviant | |
| drug funnie | |
| druit, its tinder for druids | |
| dry cell electric car | |
| DUART | |
| DUBSTEP FOR BLACK PEOPLE | |
| dubstep for toddlers | |
| duck-typing for beef jerky | |
| ducks | |
| dudes in nets | |
| dult Field Trips: Sex Party | |
| Dune movie where the Atreides are black | |
| DUNE PEZ DISPENSERS | |
| dvorak dog buttons | |
| Dwarf Sting | |
| dynamite slingshot | |
| E T H I C A L 3 D P R I N T I N G | |
| e-business | |
| e-lad | |
| e-licker | |
| ear conditioning | |
| earflaps.js | |
| early warning system for cat pukes, with drone-delivered puke rags | |
| earrings for birds | |
| easy train disposal | |
| eat hair | |
| eat shit and die | |
| eCheese | |
| eddie vedder bile video | |
| Edgehog, the "almost there" sex toy | |
| edible drone | |
| EDIBLE EARPLUGS | |
| edible solder | |
| edible staples | |
| EDIBLE STYLUS | |
| editor's cuts of movies | |
| eel on musk | |
| eggloaf except its the diameter of a slimjim and you eat it on a hike in the woods | |
| eggtwister | |
| ego boosting pegboard | |
| EGYPTIAN CROTCH PAIN | |
| elastic headstrap that holds switch @ eye level | |
| ELECTION EDGING | |
| electric baseboard vape | |
| electric car showers | |
| electric cars with doorknobs | |
| Electricity in my house | |
| electrified lcd | |
| elephant rides / picnics | |
| elevator buttons that look like little sandwiches | |
| email via pager | |
| embroidery machines for 15 million poor people | |
| emoji on your teeth | |
| EMPIRICALLY VERIFIABLE CLAMS | |
| EMPIRICALLY VERIFIABLE CLAMS | |
| emporer size beds | |
| EMUGE | |
| energy drink called SPERG | |
| english to ancient celtic rune translator | |
| Enhance customized web services actively to reinvent geothermal Facebook-mobilizing solutions. | |
| Enhance mobile-connected communities to solve the problem of decentralized metrics. | |
| enoliberalism | |
| enormous militaristic ideological fuckhole | |
| enough bots that all have english words as nicks so you can tab-complete anything you want to say | |
| enough phones being sent constantly through the mail that they form a mesh network and we can throw away the internet | |
| enteric dating site | |
| ents | |
| ents as a service | |
| ER dating app | |
| erections for women | |
| escape the room LARPing | |
| ESCH DRINKING PORT ALL NIGHT | |
| ESCH NOT WORKING IN A BREWERY | |
| esp8266 throwies that have captive portals that show you fucked up stuff | |
| ESPN WORM CHARMING | |
| establishment that sells cooked food for money | |
| ESTELLE GETTY VR RIDE | |
| eugenics | |
| eugenics, just for fish | |
| evaporative humidifier that doesn't hae a noisy unbalanced fan | |
| every square metre of the planet represented on the blockchain | |
| Everybody Really Loves Truman, a romcom about an entire town stalking one guy | |
| expand anus | |
| expanding diaper hole | |
| EXPLICIT KWARGS | |
| EXPLODING ORGANS LOTTERY | |
| EXPLODING THINGS | |
| EXPLOSIVE BRAIN IMPLANTS THAT EXPLODE IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER | |
| EXPONENTIATION TOWER TRAP FOR BEES | |
| EXTEND CREDIT TO FENTANYL ADDICTS | |
| Extend turn-key initiatives via open-source browser-ready portals. | |
| EXTENDED WARRANTY CANARY | |
| exterminate the irish | |
| EXTRA STRENGTH BOLTS TO SELL ALONGSIDE 3 AXIS LAUNDRY DRIER | |
| Extreme Couponing | |
| extreme wines | |
| Extremely Reasonable Drink, so bitter it'll blow your dick off brah | |
| eyeball ad server | |
| EYEBALL_ISSUES.JPG | |
| F | |
| f.lux pen | |
| face vise | |
| facebook for dolphins | |
| facebook for hobos | |
| facebook for muscle car enthusiasts | |
| FACEBOOK FOR PEOPLE NOT ON FACEBOOK | |
| faceswap encryption | |
| Facilitate media-ready podcasts with the help of peer-to-peer content. | |
| fair-trade aids | |
| fake adobe flash uninstallers | |
| fake sea bricks with mortar | |
| falafel friend | |
| falcon 9 fleshlight | |
| FANTA BLACK | |
| FANTASTIK WITH BEEF #itcleanswiththepowerofrawbeef | |
| far side comic on page 2 of every powerpoint presentation ever | |
| faraday cage blankes | |
| farm to face | |
| fart masons | |
| fartbit | |
| FARTS 2.0 | |
| fast covid | |
| fat & slow development | |
| FAT FINGE | |
| fat mr darcy | |
| fat teenagers in former riverbeds | |
| fatberg | |
| fatty's subs | |
| FeceAFriend, enteric flora-based dating site. | |
| federline.js | |
| feed esch to solves | |
| feed esch to wolves | |
| feed wolves to hobos | |
| FEFFERONI | |
| FERAL FEET | |
| fermented hongo water | |
| fiat currency i.e. actual fiats as currency | |
| fidget gravitron | |
| fidget room | |
| fighting with the stars | |
| find an at&t picturephone, retrofit it to run Zoom | |
| find out what kim dotcom is into and register every fucking domain name variation on that thing that you can think of | |
| firesharting | |
| fish | |
| FISH CAM NETWORK | |
| fish family freedom | |
| FISH SHOES | |
| fishing pole that, instead of a hook, has a camera on it so you can watch the fish go by | |
| Fitbit for cats | |
| FIVE GUYS FOR HOMOSEXUALS | |
| FIVE GUYS FOR VEGETARIANS | |
| five logs | |
| fixing flat tires forever but for rats | |
| fizzbonacci | |
| flagpole extenders for when trump dies | |
| Flamin' Hot Cheerios | |
| FLAMING FART BUBBLES | |
| FLAMMABLE PEPSI | |
| flatofu | |
| FLAUNTAIN | |
| Flautine, fried dough and meat covered in gravy in a long cylindrical format | |
| flavicon | |
| FLEA MARKET ABORTION | |
| fleshlight iphone case | |
| fleshlight omelettes | |
| fleshlight wallet | |
| flightaware but for dildos | |
| FLIR porn | |
| flirty femboy peapod | |
| flock for founders | |
| FLOOD IRC | |
| flood the mississippi river basin and create a new sea | |
| floor-to-ceiling urinals" and now I have a new follower | |
| Floppydongs.js, a JavaScript physics engine for turgidness | |
| fluid dynamics videos set to instrumental hip hop | |
| fly to japan for aggregated auction hoteling | |
| flying fox as a service | |
| FoIP | |
| fonts for birds | |
| food based paint so ants will paint your house for you | |
| FOOD CART BUT IT'S A SINGLE BOWLING LANE | |
| food truck freegan, irony wes anderson + roald dahl cerebral shunt http://bit.ly/aqQfTG | |
| food truck freegan, irony wes anderson + roald dahl cerebral shunt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade-Dahl-Till_valve | |
| food truck powered by dogsled in alaska | |
| FoolTalk, a toilet running Blackberry | |
| football stadium sized microwave oven | |
| foreskin velcro | |
| found an electric company called edison motors and use tesla cars to run over and kill elephants | |
| found startups while you wait | |
| FOURSQUARE FOR SHUT-INS | |
| FRAISER REBOOT BUT WITH CATS | |
| FREAMS | |
| free market dictionaries | |
| free solar panels | |
| free speech but only for white people | |
| free to play roguelike, charge 99 cents to change the color of your @ | |
| freeze-dried furniture | |
| Freight Rompers | |
| french onion router | |
| french version of flickr | |
| FRESH-SQUEEZED ORGANIC ONION JUICE | |
| fridge faces. make your fridge look like one of several face designs! | |
| friends for juffo that aren't his dad | |
| frisbee tennis | |
| frog caviar | |
| Fuck Pocket | |
| fuckable drill presses | |
| fuckable m&ms | |
| FUCKING CARPET FOR FUCKING | |
| Fuckt Hat | |
| full autobiography | |
| fundip with probiotics | |
| FUNERAL PARLOR/CHUCK E. CHEESE MASHUP | |
| funky butt | |
| funky limbs | |
| FUNNY JOKES | |
| FUNNY JOKES FOR JUFFO | |
| Fur-ever Stamps, Yiffin' good vouchers for shipping packages | |
| furniture for squirrels | |
| futuristic rock opera loosely adapted from Folsom Prison Blues | |
| gag women | |
| game achievements on the blockchain | |
| gameboy for scuba divers | |
| gamer vans | |
| gamershit | |
| gamify fuckin up ur buds | |
| gaming routers that look like game elements | |
| GAN blockchain | |
| Ganjdroid, a digital vape with an API (and IFTTT channel) | |
| garbage grindr | |
| garbanzo hot tub | |
| garfemil | |
| garlic chewing gum | |
| garlic in HVAC | |
| gascoin | |
| gaslighting juffo-wup by sending mysterious pager messages | |
| gaterloop | |
| Gay jeans: bluejeans that go rainbow as they fade | |
| GAY PASTA | |
| gay porn film set at WBC | |
| GAY-THEMED HAGGIS BAR | |
| gender bent lenny kraviz cosplay, Jenny Kravitz | |
| genenginereed ant insulation | |
| Generate frictionless channels using hyperlocal XML-connected systems. | |
| generative AI for toilet paper | |
| generative piss hound | |
| Genetically engineer plants which survive on and filter bum piss | |
| genetically engineered creatures that leave useful corpses like bottle openers or garden spades | |
| genital sharing | |
| genius.com for googling phone numbers | |
| gently tongue the lint from my taint | |
| geocache but with bitcoin | |
| geocached snacks as a service | |
| get a cow | |
| get don cheadle to change name to don cheatos | |
| get hired by amazon to give shitty answers to google captchas so their cars can't recognize stop signs | |
| get rid of gutters | |
| get two of these, and two lights bound to them. sell them as a pair to couples. push the button to let the other person know you’re thinking about them. | |
| gherkins in proportion with ladies | |
| ghost pepper cabbage hybrid | |
| giant face | |
| GIANT FUCKING SPACE SPIDER | |
| giant umbrella | |
| gifs with sound | |
| giggling girls | |
| gimp suit for your house | |
| gingerbread fleshlight | |
| Gingerbread RC Airplane | |
| gist for patches | |
| git proofread | |
| github 0 contribution stickers for cars like those 0.0 i don't run ones | |
| GITHUB BUT FOR PROPERTY MANAGERS | |
| give cancer aids | |
| give out firefox 0days for no reason | |
| glans implant that holds all your RFID tags | |
| GLEEK | |
| GLEET | |
| global cow database | |
| GLORY HOLES IN PAYWALLS | |
| glue leaves back on | |
| GNU/BUTTS | |
| goat butts (touch them) | |
| goat butts (touch them) #ronpaul | |
| GOAT HISTORIAN | |
| goat noodles | |
| Goat Simulator OS | |
| Goatcheck, third-world valet parking | |
| goatse for cats | |
| goattower for cats | |
| gofundme to hire a hit man to kill notch | |
| gogurt with not-bullshit flavors | |
| gom jabbar fleshlight | |
| gones from genes | |
| gonzo journalism but you just stalk people until you get a restraining order | |
| GOO DONE | |
| goober, it's like google for uber | |
| goodbios | |
| googe glass for newborns | |
| GOOGLE BUT FOR PEOPLE WITH DOGS | |
| google for chipmonks | |
| google glass karaoke | |
| google grandma | |
| google image search for fournier's gangrene | |
| GOOGLE NOW BUT FOR THERMOSTATS | |
| GOOGLE+ | |
| gopher client written in Go | |
| gordon ramsay criticizes children | |
| gorilla thingy | |
| gossamer shit | |
| GOVERNMENT TEAL | |
| gps tracker made of rice | |
| GPU burn-in utility that renders realistic flames | |
| GPU vaporizer | |
| grade-school deathmarch | |
| grappling chainsaw | |
| grarrrrrrrr gun | |
| GRATUITOUS DONG SCENES | |
| graveyard concessions | |
| gravy | |
| green-energy-driven bitcoin miner colo | |
| GriddleFax | |
| Grimex watches, the Dizzee Rascal collection | |
| grohl's groceries | |
| grounded anti-static butt plug | |
| GSAT | |
| GUL COSTANZA | |
| gummy flu vaccine edibles | |
| GUMMY WALNUTS | |
| gun cotton panties | |
| gun mining | |
| gun repos | |
| gungee jumping | |
| guns for tongues | |
| gurney | |
| gut flora dating | |
| GUY FIERI FOR WOLVES | |
| guy you can hire to eat some of your food so you don't pig out | |
| gwar gum | |
| gwar gun | |
| gymnasium for the mind | |
| gyroscopically stable lunch tray that attached to a bike helmet so you can eat food, eating contest style, while riding a bike | |
| hack the 3d gun site to replace the gun designs with dildoes | |
| hacking bean bags | |
| Hadoop Philadelphia Style, YARN JAWN. | |
| haircuts by bees | |
| hairy dairy | |
| halal beef radio | |
| HALF PRICE APPETIZER MENU | |
| hall & oats "your kiss is on my list" except its about piss instead of kiss | |
| hallmark but made of cheese | |
| ham | |
| ham 2.0 | |
| ham and bean foraging paper | |
| ham cops | |
| ham guru | |
| HAM PANTS | |
| HAMMERHEAD HORSE | |
| HAMPEAS | |
| HAMSTACK | |
| hand sanitiser flavoured bread | |
| handy | |
| hard50 blutin | |
| hardcore porn music on air traffic control | |
| harry potter hiphop by mugglemore | |
| harvest old moons | |
| harvest wifeheat | |
| Hatmos, the helmet which keeps air in and bees out! | |
| hats for streetlights | |
| HAUNTED HOSE | |
| have das racist make you a jingle | |
| have women have sex with people for money, then take a percentage | |
| having fun online | |
| hazelnut infused gin | |
| heated forest floor | |
| helicopter bulldozer | |
| Hello Kitty Tartan | |
| hermetically sealed bag that lets me shower and bathe at the same time | |
| hi-res child pornography prints | |
| hi-res child pornogrpahy prints | |
| hidden gear party | |
| high-powered replacement lasers for mouses | |
| hilarious panic | |
| Hippie bum-bags, brand name 'UTILIKIT' | |
| Hitler as a service | |
| HITLER SAW | |
| hobo shipping | |
| HOGG BOSS | |
| holdem except the turn and river are determined by horse races | |
| hollywood poptart diet | |
| homelad | |
| HOMELESS PEDAL POWER PLANT | |
| HOMEOPATHIC BIN LADEN | |
| homeopathic xray machine | |
| homestar runner human resources portal aka HRHR | |
| homiesourcing | |
| Hongo Buddy | |
| Hop To It, breakfast diner / taproom | |
| HORSE EFFIGY | |
| horse fax | |
| HORSE RACING ON THE BLOCKCHAIN | |
| horsegway | |
| hospice care on a cruise ship | |
| HOSPITAL TACOS | |
| Hot dogs for bicyclists | |
| HOT OR NOT BUT WITH BOWELS | |
| hotdog spice | |
| housewife rougelike | |
| hoverboard with bayonet | |
| HOVERPIG | |
| How many hats with friends | |
| http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-08/25/16/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-19252-1440533651-6.png | |
| http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog_Riot | |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology | |
| http://guyspeed.com/files/2012/03/Vagina-Couch.jpg | |
| http://i.imgur.com/5QBZLLP.jpg | |
| http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1361.html | |
| http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-connecticut-beer-tour-20131202,0,5525873.story | |
| http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/bury_st_edmunds_police_probe_mystery_of_figurines_1_1239624 | |
| http://www.lovecloudvegas.com/ | |
| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985018980806852678/988213722545795133/831d239b-76d4-4900-84e8-24be8049229b_dh1_ray_romano_trapped_in_a_microwave.png | |
| https://coderwall.com/p/lhsrcq | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zZqHOZq7M | |
| huajiao fleshlight | |
| HUBCAT | |
| HUD that encourages good driving by simulating targets you can hit | |
| huge complex solutions for niche use-cases | |
| hulk movie where bruce banner tutors hulk to get his PhD using a time machine | |
| human bee ink | |
| human bot farm | |
| human juicer | |
| human readable shit | |
| humidifier | |
| hummingbird humiliation hour | |
| hummus pizza | |
| hurting for cash | |
| hurting for cash online porn | |
| hymen registration | |
| Hypercard for iOS | |
| HYPERLOCAL BUTTS | |
| hyperlocal cat photo delivery service | |
| hyperlocal facebook for diabetics under 5 | |
| hyperlocal targeted podcasts for specific commutes | |
| Hypnothetical, implanting false memories | |
| hypothreaded processors | |
| I HAVE A FUCKING ZIT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD | |
| i mail you raw food, you buy my co. | |
| I will run your dick over in my wheelchair, for free | |
| I'M A SHARK, SUCK MY DICK | |
| ice cream in cinammon roll | |
| Ice cream truck that plays Snoop "83 blunts a day" Lion jams and also serves Arizona Iced Tea | |
| ice hats for febrile people | |
| ICE PUBES | |
| icebullets | |
| IKEA CHOWDER | |
| IL PAPI: direct programmatic access to dogma | |
| illegal immigrants harvest agricultural products | |
| imaginary numbers for phones | |
| imagine if you had to poop from your chest | |
| implement augmented reality features described in any scifi book ever | |
| inappropriate stuff with boobs | |
| incel robots | |
| incestuous family tree software | |
| incontinent toast | |
| Indian children | |
| indian food burritos | |
| industrial brutalist beige parasol | |
| industrial laser grid that you poop through | |
| inert plastic or metal spheres or cubes of human volume | |
| infant tree | |
| infinite money cheat but with worms | |
| injectable RNA brain backup as a service | |
| injectable snail RNA brain backup as a service | |
| INJECTION-MOLDED TOAST | |
| injection-moulded everything | |
| insha'Allah butts | |
| inside tattoos | |
| inside-out lady, her name is jessica | |
| instapaper for youtube | |
| Instapram. | |
| instead of chewing gum, chew bacon! | |
| insurance for when patton oswalt comes and tries to bet your ass | |
| INTEGRATED JACKOFF CHARGER | |
| intercontinental toast | |
| interdimensional rift themed soup bar | |
| INTERMEDIATE LANGUAGE FOR WOLVES | |
| intermittent wifi fasting | |
| internet telegraph | |
| internet vicars | |
| invest in index funds | |
| IONTS | |
| ios train routing game based on trolley problem | |
| iot chastity belts for bots | |
| iot computer that loses its connection to the internet unless it is connected to the internet | |
| IoT smartbike that requires a wifi connection | |
| iowa brand wine Iowa Corkus | |
| ip over anal beads | |
| IP over Child's Name | |
| IPADS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS WITH NON-DISABLABLE FACETIME | |
| iphone app to identify pedostaches | |
| iphone app with photos of dmd's ex | |
| iphone compost | |
| IPHONE CONTROLLED MAMMOGRAMS FOR WOLVES | |
| iphone watchchains | |
| iphone with broken screen | |
| iPhones filled with liverwurst for dogs | |
| IRC AS A BLOCKCHAIN | |
| irc bot called wilson that joins channels and says "i am a volleyball" | |
| irc but not for people from iran | |
| irc daemon that adds affiliates to links | |
| IRC-based invoicing | |
| Irish-themed gay bar | |
| Irish/Indian fusion restaurant where all the dish names sound vaguely Bostonian | |
| IRL loot crates | |
| iron pan in the shape of a butt | |
| ironing board not at dick height | |
| ironwood trees but cocaine instead of iron and plant them on one side of border with cocaine on the other | |
| isis ties | |
| Israel | |
| it's like facebook, but with a knife in your kidneys | |
| it's like liam but for people | |
| itty bitty chainsaw | |
| jackoff wallet | |
| James Cameron + Peter Jackson 48fps fucktape | |
| janky android | |
| jarred farts | |
| java-based miniature self-replicating fart factories | |
| Javelin-based self-defense seminars for women | |
| jcpenney. that's it | |
| jeans humidor | |
| jeff daniels in a vacuum chamber | |
| jeff jaff | |
| jehovah's witness brothel | |
| jerry macbook | |
| Jestraw, a LifeStraw with inlined wine concentrate canister | |
| jesus jizz man | |
| jew pockets | |
| jew wishes: wishes from jews | |
| jewtch, like scotch | |
| jimbobr | |
| Jismonaut, zero-gravity porn star | |
| JIT fortune-cookie printing | |
| JOBSEARCH SITE FOR NAZIS | |
| jockshmup | |
| joe biden falling up stairs | |
| joe pesci as president | |
| joe pesci standing on christmas decorations | |
| Jogging armbands for iPads | |
| JOHN RITTER AS A GERMAN DICTOR. RITLER. | |
| joke butler | |
| JORF | |
| Jorts on Rails #ycombinator | |
| Juffo-Wup rupa esch lysol. esch funds us with all his 'why do i have money' money and we build a cluster. and then we sell computtional outsourcing | |
| JuffoCloud | |
| juffofiles | |
| Jules Verne Technicians, OSX Firewall Rule specialists | |
| jurassic park except the dino dna was retrieved from fossilized dino cum | |
| just asian girls handling fish | |
| just make vine | |
| just porno | |
| just weird frasier themed sad poems | |
| K R A U T R O C K | |
| k-cups full of butter | |
| kale 4 bikers, delivering kale to harley and schwinn riders alike | |
| KANYE WEST | |
| karaoke for iraq: saddam who sang | |
| kerbal icbm program | |
| keurig coffee machine but for booze. oops, too late https://www.amazon.com/Bartesian-55300-Premium-Cocktail-Maker/dp/B07PJ5Q943 | |
| key lime baby cheese cake | |
| keyboard what plugs into computer | |
| keytar | |
| keyword meeting alarm system | |
| kheer-filled donuts | |
| kick esch | |
| kickstarter for development of kickstarter campaign | |
| kids you can plant | |
| kill all libertarians | |
| kill your wife for buying gogurt | |
| kill yourself for buying gogurt | |
| kinect for rapists | |
| king | |
| kinkdin | |
| kittywampus | |
| kiva for drug dealers | |
| KNEES | |
| knit blockchain scarves | |
| knitted automobiles | |
| KNITTED CHEESE | |
| kosher goose | |
| kosher-punk | |
| krill gates | |
| L'Eau de l'Esprit, the occasional hint of sentience | |
| la croissan'wich water | |
| labbyjackers | |
| labia ikea | |
| LABYRINTH ON ICE | |
| LACCID PENISES | |
| lamb fumes | |
| LAPTOP WITH WHEELS | |
| larbdoop | |
| lard coating books and comics | |
| lardcon | |
| lardcorn | |
| LARGE PENTAGON COLLIDER | |
| Large, say… 12"× 32" flexible eink display. You store it rolled up. You unroll it to turn it on, whereupon it will fetch the most recent tweets for a random hashtag within a predefined list. #ukraine, #butheremails, #stopthesteal, #climatecrisis, etc. We'll call it a Doom Scroll[TM]. | |
| laser etched password recovery | |
| laser-cut potatoes | |
| laser-project a hologram of Trump's dad into his bedroom at night and tell him that he's a good son and he should retire now | |
| LASERSAUR | |
| latitude time zones | |
| lava lamb | |
| lava lamp tree bulbs | |
| learn to pickpocket and go to times square on 31 december | |
| LEASE GREENLAND | |
| lease your underwear | |
| LEGO FLESHLIGHT | |
| LEMONS THAT DON'T SUCK | |
| lennon biopic starring andy dick | |
| lentils in space | |
| LES MISERABLES IN SPACE | |
| lettuce car | |
| levitating coffins for dramatic funeral exit | |
| libary showers | |
| library but the librarians call you stupid using yiddish words | |
| library of babel NFT | |
| Lick-A-Moose $10 | |
| lickid | |
| light rail but more awesomer | |
| light rail with splenda | |
| like airbnb but for quarantine | |
| like amazon but for people who wear fedoras. ma'amazon | |
| like blue apron but for the spirit cooking market | |
| like ikea, but no tools to assemble and it lasts 50 years | |
| like spotifiy except that its all pirated and is in my basement | |
| like the matrix, but for babies | |
| like tinder but blockchain | |
| like tinder but for penguins | |
| like uber but for condoms | |
| like uber but for tugboats | |
| like uber, but for christian suicide | |
| like uber, but for christmas ornaments, wrapped in js tracking | |
| link a fidget cube to an idle game | |
| link all chat messages to cat pictures | |
| link clicking man | |
| linkedin but you can style it like myspace | |
| linux but all commands take gendered articles | |
| Linux kernel sha256, implemented in a sitcom | |
| Linux OnStar, a support line for your command line | |
| lioncoin | |
| Lip BLAM | |
| literal startup idea | |
| little finger nubbins that obscure your fingerprints in photos and random shit you touch | |
| little tooth charms | |
| live action bojack | |
| LNDS2.0 | |
| loads of lads | |
| loafin ducks | |
| loan sharkbears | |
| LOBSTER-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE | |
| Londo/G'Kar high school anime | |
| long form twitter | |
| long lingering shots of dark hallways | |
| longer days | |
| looging in | |
| look-at-my-dick pants | |
| lookalike handmaidens | |
| loot homeopathic copper from the health food store and sell it for scrap | |
| lounge music for luxury lobby | |
| LOW LATENCY CUTTING BOARDS | |
| LOW-COMMITMENT APPLES | |
| loyal tea | |
| LRAD ASMR | |
| LSD except its on spiders instead of paper | |
| luke wilson hates his siblings | |
| luminous ass tattoo that glows when you aren't wearing pants | |
| lungpumps | |
| luxury Potemkin home goods store for Cambodian orphanages | |
| lyrebird but the ui is pink trombone | |
| lysol tea | |
| LYSOL'S SELF-TUMBLR | |
| mac and cheese shelf LED light strip | |
| MACE-SPRAYING MACE | |
| machines that use hay for wire | |
| Mad eSlides | |
| MAD MEN / X-MEN CROSSOVER | |
| Madagascar prequel where Hitler successfully deports millions of Jews to Madagascar | |
| MADONNA HALFTIME DEATH CHAMBER | |
| magic eye curtains | |
| maglev everything | |
| MAGNA-CLAM | |
| magnavolt from robocop but for trash cans | |
| magnetic body | |
| magnetic ham | |
| magnets all over you | |
| mail hard chicken | |
| MAIL ORDER CATALOGUES BY MAIL | |
| MAKE A BICE | |
| make a blog entry about it and put google ads on it and then sell the page to facebook for a billion dollars | |
| make a terminal emulator called Titanium TTY and pretend to get mad when people call it tiddy | |
| make cat with interchangeable cores, ala glados | |
| make cell phones in the shape of a gun and sell them to idiots at a high margin | |
| make one that isn't | |
| make paint brushes out of my beard hair and sell them on etsy | |
| make phones out of glass | |
| make the choose | |
| male marge | |
| male merge | |
| MALLCRATS | |
| mammograms for victims of toddler rape | |
| managed subscription to an asshole. | |
| mandatory gay marriage | |
| mango library | |
| MAORI DISNEY | |
| maraschino olive | |
| marathon but it's also a soccer game where the pitch follows the path | |
| MARIJUANA SOLDER | |
| mario shark | |
| market solar panels as "External Residential Fusion" | |
| markov bassline | |
| marsthon | |
| mashup-innovate the benedick | |
| mask made of ivermectin | |
| mastodon instance with 2 character post limit that only lets you post '88' or 'HH' or other nazi things | |
| MASTURBATION LAIR | |
| MASTURBATION NOTICE | |
| masturbation powered bitcoin miner | |
| matrix bullet time except yurts | |
| Matt Damon Head Paste | |
| matterporn | |
| Mature Gambino | |
| maus except with rabbits | |
| mayo breakfast cereal | |
| mcrib flavored vape carts | |
| meat | |
| meat bread | |
| meat hair | |
| meat in body | |
| meat milk | |
| meat pasta | |
| meat pyramid | |
| medical plutonium gas inhalation clinics | |
| meercat with human lips | |
| melon-wrangling | |
| memory pig | |
| Menstrual Cycle Lanes | |
| mental newspeak | |
| metafilter but replace the words "men" and "women" with "people" | |
| metafilter for this thing, which was itself unethically appropriated from a thing for you. | |
| METAFILTER FOR WOLVES | |
| METH LAB | |
| METH LAB TRAILER RENTAL | |
| METHADONE CLINICS FOR KITTIES | |
| mews.google.com | |
| mexican dancing bikes | |
| MEXICAN SOUR GHERKIN | |
| meyers-briggs sorting hat | |
| microbrewery microservice | |
| MID-BOAT SLAPCHOP TUNA SURPRISE | |
| MID-BOAT SLAPCHOP TUNA SURPRISE lol | |
| migas burrito | |
| Milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak #ycombinator #yc | |
| Milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak @ycombinator | |
| Milgram experiment except they think they're electrocuting a person, butthey're really electrocuting your steak @ycombinator | |
| milgram's experiment, except with "the shocker" | |
| military-themed gentleman's club called "stripper clip" | |
| milkfather | |
| Milkshacookies, cookies that taste like milk and frozen dairy drinks that taste like cookies | |
| milkshake delivery | |
| millions of crowd-funded countersuits | |
| MINBARI COKE | |
| mind milker | |
| mine snot | |
| minecraft but the entire map is the ISS | |
| minecraft for workgroups | |
| minecraft on a bike | |
| minecraft world NFT | |
| minestrone monthly | |
| MINIMIZE TROUBLE | |
| minorities as furniture | |
| minority report 3D interactive UI for children's e-books | |
| mint.com for photo books | |
| minty wetsuits | |
| minute mango | |
| MIRROR LIZARDS | |
| misopourri | |
| mistress disintegration service | |
| mix up all the spices for rasam, tomato powder, salt; put on popcorn | |
| mixtapes by mail | |
| MMMFMMFMMFMF MFMFMMFMF MMFMMFMFMF | |
| mmmm cum | |
| mmo isaac | |
| MMO Kerbal Space Program battle mode | |
| mmo pinball | |
| MMO with realistic environment via weather modeling in a giant hadoop cluster | |
| mmWave scanner but for cats | |
| mobile crematorium that uses the corpses it burns for fuel | |
| MOBILE RON PAUL BLIMP TRACKER | |
| MOBILE VERSION | |
| MOBILE VIDEO BUTTS | |
| MOBIUS POTATO CHIPS | |
| MOCK TOFU | |
| modal popunder windows | |
| modern-design chamberpot | |
| molten salt potatoe | |
| mom's potpourri cigarette smoke flavor | |
| MONDAY TO FRIDAY SNAKES | |
| MONETIZE THE BLOOP | |
| monetize trees | |
| monkey army | |
| monkey bakery | |
| monkey child pornographer | |
| MONOCLE FOR THE THIRD EYE | |
| monopoly but every time you pass GO you have to play GO | |
| monster jam | |
| monthly meatbag | |
| mood noodles, moodles, that change colour when you're happy | |
| moon golf | |
| moon guns | |
| Moonshine Park, a bar for people to lounge on turf under the open sky drinking from growlers emblazoned with simply "XXX" | |
| MOOTNESS | |
| mophie juice pack for your tesla | |
| moplane | |
| MORE TORTURE | |
| morning tomatos | |
| morphine mouthwash | |
| mortgaged children | |
| Mossad Taco Truck | |
| Mothwash, clean your car with the soothing drumming of thousands of winged invertebrates | |
| motor dog arms | |
| mouldy jetta full of farts | |
| mountain dew flavored cheez-its | |
| mountaineering store in sully county | |
| mousing shoulder | |
| mouth disinfectant chiclets for sucking mohels who perform ultra-orthodox brises | |
| mouth simulator | |
| movies on hold | |
| movine in chaicago | |
| MRI Land, a theme park where your belt buckle helps you levitate | |
| MUD ARG | |
| mud as a service | |
| mud remover for blockchain | |
| multiple single sources of truth | |
| municipal cats | |
| murder bp | |
| mush body | |
| MUSICAL MENTOS | |
| musk blankets | |
| mutate endusers to crease adview eyeballs | |
| mycological brake pads that constantly regrow from mutant mushrooms in the rotor | |
| n7 branded scottevest | |
| n95 underwear | |
| NACHO CHEESE SNAKES | |
| nail polish that's also a gun | |
| nap coaster, nice smooth reclining roller coaster where you can take a nap | |
| NATHAN FIELDER'S EYES WIDE SHUT | |
| NATURAL IKB VIEWER | |
| natural jars | |
| naturist software development firm | |
| nautical frequent-flyer miles | |
| nazi food restaurant | |
| neckties for sedans | |
| Necrotics Anonymous | |
| neg on doggie | |
| NEKO ATSUME MOVIE | |
| neosnap | |
| netflix and shut up | |
| NETFLIX OF SHOES | |
| NETI POT WITH MILK | |
| NETWORKED APSERGER BRAIN SEARCH ENGINE | |
| NEVERENDING SAUSAGE | |
| new religion based around god sent computers to us from the sky | |
| new ways to game klout | |
| NFC NFTs. | |
| nfl basketball jerseys | |
| nfl blitz roguelike | |
| NFTs but for audio | |
| nietzche for dogs | |
| nigger brown pants | |
| night club for autistic people | |
| nikolas sarkozy farts in a jar | |
| nimp with clickstats | |
| ninja blender? | |
| ninjabread cookies for retarded ninjas | |
| nintendo human skin jacket | |
| nitro-chilled scotch | |
| NO MORE DUBSTEP | |
| NO-CARB CORN | |
| NO-WHORE MOTELS | |
| NodeCSS, stylesheet-based server runtime environment | |
| nogoddb, a db for atheists | |
| NON-LETHAL SUICIDE | |
| NON-SECTARIAN TOMATOES | |
| nongodb. a postgres wrapper that behaves the same as postgres unless you are talking to it with golang | |
| NOSE TIMESHARE | |
| not drinking clamato | |
| not going in planes | |
| not rtgs for vehicles | |
| novel insult API for your chatbot needs | |
| novelty pen full of sheep | |
| nuclear powered bearplanes | |
| nuclear powered bears | |
| NUCLEAR POWERED TOOTHBRUSH MOTORS | |
| nuclear-powered, fully-automated, perpetually-flying tomb | |
| numbers station that just says “whil wheaton” | |
| numbers with friends | |
| nupples | |
| NUTRIA LOAF | |
| NYANBOOK | |
| Oakeshoot cock typology | |
| OATMEAL BUFFET | |
| OBAMA CARE FOR IRC | |
| obama themed blanket drop shipments | |
| obi-wan cannabis | |
| octocopter doula with gimbal suitable for birth weight up to 14 lbs | |
| Oculule, Hawaiian Guitar Hero in 3D | |
| oculus rift shaped like headcrab | |
| offer to do illegal things with ppls ashes so long as they pay up front | |
| ogrish lemonparty | |
| oily boy | |
| ointmints mints that come in a tube that you rub on your private bits | |
| OKPOOPID | |
| okstupid | |
| old björk | |
| olive oil neti pot and valsalva maneuver | |
| olympics opening ceremony narrated by jeremy clarkson | |
| omakase surgery | |
| omegle for enterprise | |
| on line standing in line | |
| one million years dungeon | |
| one of those except it screws onto a gatorade bottle | |
| one of those japanese sand gardens except theres a bar | |
| one of those things you stick up a deer's butt to pull the entrails out, but when it is all the way in you squeeze a little handle and a swastika unfolds | |
| one page latex guide: just google "latex cheat sheet" | |
| one swell soup | |
| ONE-USE, COMPOSTABLE PASSENGER JETS | |
| one-way ticket to clown town | |
| ONION BOI | |
| ONKUS | |
| online bill payment service called Post No Bills | |
| online breathalyzer | |
| online forum solely for deconstructing this joke | |
| online house porn | |
| ONLINE RAFFLES FOR PENIS ENLARGERS | |
| OnlyFap | |
| open plan walk-in freezers so companies can get cheaper laptops for their employees | |
| OPEN SORES SOFTWARE | |
| open source bike | |
| Orchestrate Facebook-commenting niches to solve the problem of tag-based methodologies. | |
| ORGANIC BIOFUEL | |
| ornery sysadmin | |
| Orniture, bird-themed furniture | |
| Otherwise, despite its size, this bloated pleasure apparatus adds no dignity to man’s lives. | |
| out-amazon amazon | |
| ovens with seatbelts | |
| over-the-ear earbuds | |
| owl as a service | |
| owling alley | |
| Oxycotton Peddlers, a courier service which hides drugs in pillows | |
| p2p bomb scares | |
| paint thinner/mouthwash | |
| palindromes as passwords as a service | |
| paneer cakes | |
| pantents: intellectual property rights for pants | |
| pants made ENTIRELY OF ZIPPERS | |
| PANTS MADE OF MEAT | |
| PANTS MADE OF ROCKS | |
| pants that treat the balls like dresses treat the boobs | |
| pants with crotch mounted vibrator | |
| pants with fish tales | |
| pants with lights INSIDE them for relief of seasonal affective disorder at night | |
| papal.com for buying/selling/trading plenary indulgences | |
| paperback-shaped bombs | |
| PARACORD FLESHLIGHTS | |
| PARACORD LIVER | |
| parking morals advice | |
| Partipants | |
| pasta lab | |
| pasteurize people | |
| patent trolling for sex | |
| pay $10 to go to a place and not eat bread | |
| pay back all the people you defrauded | |
| pay people to listen to the mighty mighty bosstones | |
| PAY PER VIEW AUTISTIC KID | |
| payday loans for child actors | |
| paying exorbitant fees as a service | |
| paypal gateway to wordpress download link | |
| PAYPHONES OPERABLE BY SERVICING GLORY HOLES | |
| pbr in a wine box | |
| peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face | |
| peanut butter salt | |
| pedo map | |
| pee in the dark | |
| Pee-co, specializing in doll house bathrooms | |
| PEE-SENSITIVE PAINT | |
| peltier-cooled beer | |
| pencils where you don't own the IP of what you sketch with them | |
| PENIS | |
| penis game app for apple watch | |
| penis prosthetics to comply with condom regulations in porn | |
| penis warmer | |
| perfectly spherical skulls | |
| permanent cyclone | |
| perpetual edging device | |
| personalized numbers stations | |
| pervious selves | |
| PESTful, a bugtracker | |
| pet dead horse | |
| PET YOUR FAG FISHBURGER | |
| petstacy | |
| PHILIP K DICK ROBOT WITH SCOTTEVEST | |
| phone proxy thing that detects hold music and plays different better music | |
| phone sex for necrophiliacs | |
| phone sex with animals | |
| phone that detects pocket dial and says "hi this is pocket" | |
| photo sharing site for fistula enthusiasts | |
| PHP Thunderdome | |
| php-based init system | |
| PHYSICAL ITUNES | |
| pick a thing and make it | |
| pickled eggs except instead of hardboiled eggs, they're fried | |
| pickles on vanilla wafers | |
| pickup trucks don't have eyes | |
| pictures of cats with barely funny, misspelt text on them | |
| piece of paper instead of tattoo | |
| pig tour de france | |
| pigs with carry handles | |
| pimple epidurals | |
| pinball karate | |
| pinball machine on one of those rollercoaster simulator things | |
| pinstagram | |
| piping bags but for beans | |
| piss boiler | |
| piss boring | |
| piss for ant colonies | |
| piss frog | |
| PISSBRAU | |
| pissflame | |
| pisssoakr | |
| pissword | |
| PIT WANK | |
| pixel-shit | |
| pixie stix but full of french fry flavored salt | |
| pizza and beer | |
| pizza atm | |
| PIZZA DOUGH ICE CREAM | |
| PIZZA JERKY. got any left over pizza? stick under the sofa. the next time you run our of groceries, just reach under for pizza jerky!!! | |
| pizza place only for pineapple lovers | |
| pizza rocket | |
| PIZZA SLAPPERS | |
| place for people to be mad at computers | |
| plane crash site gambling | |
| planes with steering wheels like cars | |
| plastic bag you swallow with barbs that hook onto your mouth and then you just pull out the forbidden food | |
| PLASTIDIP YOUR KID | |
| platypus farm for biochemicals | |
| plex but you can copy an expiring watch-link to give to a friend | |
| PLO CHOPS | |
| PLOADS | |
| plug in iphone milk frother | |
| plug in iphone milk frotter | |
| plugin to automatically insert porn into anything inappropriately labeled with porn | |
| pocket dimension | |
| POCKET MICROWAVE | |
| pocket space | |
| pokemon concierge | |
| pokemon game where you inform the authorities about pokemon activities and cause the pokemon to be arrested | |
| pokemon go but crypto | |
| pokemon go phone walking, just register your phone with me, i come pick up your phone while the pokemon app is running, then i walk off with your phone and you never see it again because i sell it on darknet markets for bitcoin/ether | |
| pokemon go tinder | |
| pokemons nap | |
| pokestops on toll bridges | |
| poletop GFCI | |
| poo bus | |
| POO-WICKING JORTS | |
| pooNAS | |
| poop chalupa | |
| POOP TIME | |
| POOPBOOK MOBILE | |
| POOPIN' | |
| poopless cat | |
| pop-up coffee shops, across the street from construction projects, for old dudes to congregate in, drink coffee, and watch and talk about the construction project | |
| popcorn ice cream | |
| pope glue | |
| popetato | |
| poppy seed substitute | |
| PORK CHOP SANDWICHES | |
| pork park | |
| pork-themed poke bowl place called Pig in a Poke | |
| PORN CAPTIONS | |
| porn domain registrar called cumdaddy | |
| PORN IN AN IMAX THEATER | |
| porn titled BLOWBAMA | |
| porn video that demonstrates functional programming concepts | |
| PORN-ENCODED STEGASAURUS | |
| pornography | |
| PORNTATOES | |
| Porpoise Corpus, marine animal cadaver supply service | |
| PORT KNOCKING AS A SERVICE | |
| portlandia skit where candy sales ppl meet in a room and steve buscemi insists there is nothing wrong with neccos and they are perfectly fine to eat | |
| POSSUM VACCINE | |
| Post-apocalyptic pet store protein raiders | |
| Post-apocalyptic pet store too | |
| pot | |
| pot for tots | |
| potatchos for wolves | |
| potato chip bag clip that significantly zaps you when you unclip it | |
| POTATO CRYSTAL METH | |
| potato ferry | |
| potato with ip address | |
| potify it's like spotify but for pot | |
| potluck dinners for hobos | |
| powdered shelves | |
| Power Electronics Design for a Flapping-Wing Robotic Insect | |
| PRAYERS ON BLOCKCHAIN | |
| PRE-DUG POOP HOLES | |
| pre-grief | |
| PRE-SHARTED JORTS | |
| precision nuclear strike to eliminate 99% of next big startups | |
| PRECRIME PEDO IDENTIFIER | |
| prehensile dick dog | |
| preppa pig. | |
| prepper-spray | |
| preschool TED talks | |
| president sarah palin defeats space hitler | |
| Presidential train collision | |
| pressure cooker full of cheese | |
| pretty dope and zero fucking | |
| PRIMARKOV CHAIN | |
| prince rupert's urethra drops | |
| PRINTER THAT WHENEVER YOU TURN IT ON IT CALLS YOU A FAGGOT | |
| prison food restaurant | |
| prius pantograph | |
| privatize the mantle | |
| privilege danno | |
| PROBATIONARY LOAF | |
| Probe-iotics, ingestable remote monitoring pills | |
| program an AI to invent a new falling-block game | |
| prok rinds | |
| pronounce ableist to rhyme with diced | |
| propose in Minecraft | |
| proprioception | |
| prospiracy cruise | |
| prostate sniffing dog | |
| PROSTHETIC FOREHEAD | |
| PROSTHETIC GALLBLADDER | |
| prosthetic suction-attached gut full of ice | |
| provide business guys and programmer guys to startus | |
| pseudo cod | |
| PSORIASIS PORN | |
| pub in a sub | |
| PUBIC INTERNET | |
| public space but not for poor people or in the dark | |
| pudding telethon | |
| punch clocks | |
| Punctuation-shaped dildos | |
| pussy for lunch | |
| PussyGrabber 2016 orange dildo with tiny hand nubs | |
| put a camel on it | |
| put buttons in schools and offices that will fill the whole place with anesthetic gas in case of an attack | |
| PUT DICKS IN VODKA AND SERVE TRUE COCKTAILS | |
| put lightning rods on power poles to collect lightning | |
| put the bees with guns inside of a bullet | |
| put your own face on socks like that and give them to everyone as serious gifts | |
| putting linux on a shitty imac | |
| PWM gas furnace | |
| Pythong, the Threadless subsidiary for banana hammocks. Tagline: "Is that a snake in your pants?" | |
| QR CODE READER | |
| QR CODES FOR SEXUAL SERVICES | |
| QR CODES THAT LEAD TO GOAT.SE | |
| Quadcopter cropdusting | |
| quadracopter with knives | |
| queso vindaloo | |
| quiet mowers | |
| QWOP for enterprise | |
| racial http headers | |
| racist donut chain with racist-named donuts | |
| radiation cleansing moist wipes for survivalists | |
| radioactive guitars | |
| radioisotope electric blanket | |
| RAFFI GENIUS LYRICS SITE | |
| rag bomb | |
| rainbow gender reveal cake for gay babby | |
| ramen vending machines | |
| ranch as a beverage (raab) | |
| Randytuna, Viagra-infused canned fish | |
| RAPE DISPENSER FOR TISSUE USERS | |
| rape esch in his sleep | |
| RAPEFINDER IPHONE APP | |
| Raspberry Pi Robotics for People on the Autism Spectrum | |
| raspberry pi with 2 ethernet ports | |
| Raspberry Pint, a drinking glass modified into a mini-computer case | |
| rat penis leasing | |
| Rate Meh, public service announcements urging people to put in 5/10 ratings on movies/TV they didn't love. | |
| rate my bowel | |
| ratpiss that permeates steel | |
| raw chicken toilet paper | |
| razor blade insulation | |
| razor blades and heroin school | |
| rdx exploding golfballs | |
| read receipts for tweets | |
| Reading You, outline portraits drawn using your favorite books | |
| ReadyLol | |
| real estate agent-cum-activist | |
| real Guatemala | |
| real life with Prince of Persia physics | |
| realistic crying baby doll as seen in apocalypse now village attack scene | |
| realistic crying baby doll for war zones in the world of children of men | |
| reality show with meadows full of toddlers being ravaged by rape wolves | |
| reality tv show comprised solely of footage of toddlers near large unfenced drops | |
| really heavy rtg usb charger | |
| REALTIME HAM VECTOR | |
| realtime upvoting system for irc | |
| reappropriating your wealth | |
| REARPHONES | |
| recalling a time when you felt physically attractive | |
| RECIPE FOR SHITLOAF | |
| recite shakespeare with arbitrary sentence lengths | |
| record player that decodes mp3s that are encoded digitally on vinyl | |
| RECREATIONAL FLOSSING | |
| rectal nanobots that convert cat feces and urine to oxygen | |
| RECTALIZE.APP | |
| rectangular sausages | |
| RECUMBENT UNICYCLE | |
| red faced scraeming man named Ryan | |
| redstone llvm target | |
| redub star wars with the word cancer preceding every noun | |
| REFRACTORY PERIOD COUNTDOWN APP | |
| refugees on the blockchain | |
| region-locked bluetooth | |
| reimagined onions | |
| Reinvent interactive initiatives to monetize collaborative XML driven systems. | |
| Reinvent interactive initiatives to monetize that, bp | |
| relationship advice solely comprised of home alone quotes | |
| relativistic centrifuges as alternatives to cryogenic freezing | |
| reliant robin EV | |
| remake all ben stiller movies with adam sandler instead of ben stiller and vice versa | |
| remake coen brothers movies with inanimate objects | |
| remake popular computer games but with hitler | |
| remove the little perforations from fanfold paper | |
| ren and stimpy style drawings of balls | |
| RENAME POLAND TO POUNDLAND | |
| renewable shorts, made from snails. escargos. | |
| rent a foreign daddy | |
| replace "money" with "llamas" in every song | |
| Replace Google Chat with Google Cat | |
| Replace Google Chat with The Chats | |
| replace jesus tapdancin' christ with jesus screentappin' christ | |
| replace money with llamas, full stop | |
| replace the music for all 7 seasons of the west wing with the for the love of money bassline | |
| Repurpose realtime payments with interactive cloud-ready platforms. | |
| restaurant called tat where all the employees are tatted up | |
| RESTful interface for retrieving naughty/nice lists and posting letters/wishlists | |
| retweeting | |
| Reusable leather ass condom for nudist money storage | |
| REVERSE CENSORSHIP | |
| reverse f.lux | |
| reverse morgages for dogs | |
| reverse x-ray glasses | |
| reversica tie rack b/w hookah | |
| rewritable lyrics | |
| rich person coca cola, it's coke but also has i dunno diamond dust in it | |
| Richard Scarry's RISK, the busiest game of world domination | |
| riding crop in your urethra | |
| Ringgeton, $3 Latino-Caribbean callback ringtones | |
| Riplord Shitbane Industrial Products Company | |
| ROB FORD DANCE PARTY | |
| Robot Cars" | |
| robot cats that never die and are programmed to eventually eat your corpse | |
| robotic pig to futher your own present in any of the best gift. | |
| Robotic pig to have sex with | |
| rocket cremation | |
| rocket powered by lox and lox | |
| rocketdixx.xxx futurist/tech porn "We may not have five nines, but we have five x's." | |
| rogue bee | |
| roguelike calendar and tasks app | |
| roll-away penis headphone adapter | |
| rolling papers made from pressed bud | |
| romeo & juliet but replace romeo with buffalo | |
| RON PAUL FUTURES TRADING | |
| room temperature ice cream | |
| roomba that follows the sun and has a catbed on it | |
| ROOT BEER FLOAT | |
| rosary nunchucks | |
| rotating house | |
| round apples | |
| round tv | |
| routers for onions | |
| RP$ (Ron Paul Silver Dollars) Buttcoin Exchange and Courier | |
| rtg | |
| RTG for laptops | |
| rtg range extender for electric vehicles | |
| RTG sock warmers | |
| Running Man. but with babies | |
| russians used a pencil fisher space pen twitter reply bot | |
| safety gloves for tofurkey | |
| salsa made from diced scorpions | |
| salted olive oil | |
| salted unicorn oil | |
| sandwich compass | |
| Sarcasm As A Service | |
| SATISFACTION | |
| SAUCABILITY | |
| SAUSAGE COUNCIL APPROVAL PROCESS | |
| sausage soldiers | |
| Sawzmost (it's cheaper and almost as good) | |
| say racist bullshit in public | |
| scale model of a scale | |
| scanner/copier with anus recognition for butt scans | |
| scented scratchers | |
| scientifically designed cat door that only skinny cats can fit through | |
| scoby diving | |
| SCOBYs for probiotic gardeners | |
| scotch tweet bot | |
| SCOTTEDRESS | |
| SCOTTEJORTS | |
| SCOTTEVEST FOR DOUBLEROBOTICS | |
| scottevest full metal jacket | |
| scottevest with a faraday mesh for stealth mode | |
| sd cards for fake eyes | |
| search eels | |
| SEASONAL HITLER | |
| second life oysters | |
| secret wasps | |
| segway canopies | |
| segway gurney | |
| segway urinal | |
| self replicating driller that cuts planet in half | |
| self-cleaning microwave | |
| self-cleaning phones | |
| self-destructing underwear | |
| self-driving llamas | |
| self-driving sedan chairs | |
| self-driving turk | |
| SELF-FELLATING WEIRDOS | |
| selfie stick jacket | |
| SELL GARAGE TO GOOGLE INSTEAD | |
| Sell one of these per airliner to the airline industry: http://www.globalstar.com/en/index.php?cid=106&sidenav=232 (http://www.globalstar.com/en/index.php?cid=1310) | |
| sell startup ideas | |
| sell weed | |
| sell your garage as a house | |
| selling organic water | |
| seltzer fps | |
| Send a random stranger a snapshot of a smell via the internet | |
| senior mints | |
| seniors react to saltybet | |
| sensor strobe light | |
| sentient non-vegetarian tofu | |
| seo dad | |
| serious article about NSA ability to eavesdrop on pager traffic | |
| SERVERS FOR JEWS | |
| SERVICE TO PAINT IT ALL BLACK | |
| services.msc but for systemctl | |
| sesame cheese | |
| set a youtube vid as your zoom background | |
| seti@home but currency | |
| sex for money | |
| sex scooter | |
| sexchain | |
| sexual harassment emoji | |
| sexy zines | |
| sgarfield | |
| SHAKE DAT PATCH | |
| shallots as a service | |
| shared abstraction layer abstraction layer! | |
| sharepoint | |
| shark testicles | |
| shart rate monitor | |
| shaving ham | |
| shawshark redemption, same as shawshank redemption except sharks. main shark is portrayed by tim robinson instead of tim robins. | |
| sheds | |
| Sheep It, a monthly CD subscription service for calming ungulate buddies in the field | |
| sheeple | |
| sheeple alarm clock | |
| Shilhouette, a minimalist-person outline advertising your product | |
| shipped buckets of grilled gorn | |
| shit guys | |
| shit-mountain sherpas | |
| Shit/Piss Cave | |
| shitbit | |
| shite sharks' | |
| Shitzu Massage, whereupon a small dog steps on your back a lot | |
| shock listicles | |
| shock testicles | |
| shockproof waterproof carry case for your giant video card | |
| shoes for plants | |
| shoes that are also foot tubs | |
| shorts but you can move your legs | |
| should just index links weighted by adjacent lols and hahas | |
| shower executions | |
| shrooms hot sauce | |
| shroudcloud for internet enabled funerals | |
| shuriken ear saver | |
| shut the fuck up | |
| sim city with gta6 engine | |
| single potato delivery service | |
| singstar for poor people | |
| sir breadwins | |
| Sitr | |
| six sigma for corn | |
| SKITTLES ON A BEAR CLAW | |
| skyscraper-gawking periscope | |
| slack but good | |
| slightly quicker rendering in space | |
| SLIPPERY DUMPLINGS | |
| sloppy tub | |
| slot car sushi | |
| slow computing | |
| slums as a service | |
| slush bidet | |
| smart dumb bells | |
| smart internet hat with drm that you can only wear while it's connected to the internet | |
| smashmauth authentication protocol | |
| smokable peens | |
| smoke a video game | |
| smoke alarm that blares hitler's speeches instead of beeping | |
| smoked seitan | |
| smoking booths on airliners | |
| smooth non-squigglevision home movies | |
| SMS notifications for HFS traders to be notified of price changes (that they can't stop) | |
| smuggling hell of contraband aboard iss on a test flight | |
| snake dispenser for airplanes | |
| snake-on-segway random number generator | |
| snakepie | |
| Snaparoids, snapchat bot account that automatically prints pictures from your asshole snapchats | |
| snapchortle: 10 second standup comedy | |
| sneak socialism into american politics by framing everythign as if the government is a startup "disrupting" stodgy shithead industries | |
| sniffers bar | |
| snoffy | |
| snot recycler helmet | |
| snowpiercer but for ai chatbot | |
| soapybitch.com | |
| soarin' but for your drone vids | |
| social media icon set | |
| social network where you communicate only with 30 second simpsons clips | |
| SOCIAL NETWORKING FOR TOMATOES | |
| soft eject magsafe | |
| soft serve sausage | |
| softromanceplays | |
| SOLAR POWERED SUBMARINE | |
| solitaire with achievements | |
| solve rape culture with a rails app | |
| solve rape culture with a Rails app @sequoia_capital | |
| SOME SORT OF WAY TO DIPLOMATICALLY EXPLAIN TO WHITE PEOPLE WHY BLACK MEN LIKE BIG BUTTS | |
| something about poke bowls + pokemon | |
| something available in every country except america but in america | |
| SOMETHING THAT GETS PEOPLE LAID | |
| songs but the songs are sung by puppets | |
| SONIC CHEESE | |
| SOUL CONTAINERS | |
| SOUND INDUCTION VIA ANUS | |
| sound-dampening silicone chip bag sleeve | |
| soundboard but the speaker is at your front door | |
| soundproof crib | |
| SOUP OPERA | |
| sous vide bitcoin mining | |
| sous vide chimney | |
| Sous Vidopter, a sous vide machine mounted on a quadcopter | |
| sous-videing burger patties inside molten metal core of earth itself | |
| soy cams | |
| soylent but with cecotropes | |
| soylent camelbak | |
| Soylont, the offshored Soylent knockoff | |
| SPACE FOR FELLAS | |
| space gps, so satellites can make stupid wrong turns | |
| space ham | |
| SPACE HEATERS FOR MINNESOTANS | |
| spacebullets that have plugs in them in case you miss and penetrate hull | |
| spaghetti nerf | |
| spaghetti terf | |
| spam-spread | |
| SPARTACUS BUT RAY ROMANO | |
| speech jammer + sulfur hexafluoride | |
| spergchain | |
| sperm bank doner kebabs to revitalize the greek economy | |
| sphincter telepathy | |
| spice mail, capsaicin laced stamps | |
| SPINNING CHIP SSDS | |
| Spiral-cut ham slices. | |
| spoons that don't bend when you scoop ice cream with them, jeez | |
| spy balloon as a service | |
| squat #mefite social accounts and get rich selling them back in a couple years | |
| SQUAT LOBSTER-FLAVORED YOGURT | |
| squirrels that can fly | |
| sriracha bath bomb | |
| SSD HEAD PARKING APP | |
| SSL FOR CONTACTS ENTRIES | |
| stab blanket thief | |
| STABLE DIFFUSION FOR ASCII | |
| stainless coffee | |
| star trek bikes | |
| Star Trek underwater | |
| star trek: HR | |
| star-shaped extruded hot dogs | |
| Starksat "Iron Sky", private citizen-owned communications satellite | |
| START A STARTUP … IN BOISE | |
| start bitcoin exchange and take the bitcoin and run | |
| start selling those anti-car-theft machetes from south-africa in america to deal with cops | |
| startup bros | |
| STARTUP IDEA | |
| STARTUP IDEA GENERATOR GENERATOR | |
| Statler & Waldorf as a service | |
| statler and waldorf follow you around forever | |
| steadicam for carrying beers in stadiums | |
| steak | |
| steak fried rice | |
| STEAK SAUCE ICE CREAM | |
| steak shake | |
| steak-cooking CPU cooler | |
| steak-vest for deep sea shark diving | |
| STEALTH MOWER | |
| steam aircraft | |
| steam engine powered computer psu | |
| STEAM-POWERED FLESHLIGHT | |
| Steampunk Pressure Cooker | |
| steampunk railgun | |
| STEPHEN WOLFRAM KILLER | |
| steve ballmer pinball | |
| steve carell saying bazongas | |
| stewartr | |
| stickers for hat brims | |
| STICKINESS | |
| STICKY HOMEPAGES | |
| Stirling Splitter, a nuclear Stirling engine | |
| Stomach-Turner News Network, all rollercoasters all the time | |
| stop the rotation of earth | |
| stop watching crickets | |
| stopwatch | |
| storage unit full of phone boxes im hanging onto just in case | |
| store for homeless people, homeless depot | |
| straight up murder anyone playing pokemon in your field of view | |
| strategic ham reserve | |
| strategic sodium laureth sulfate reserve | |
| STREAMING BEANS | |
| STRINGIFY app | |
| strip club dispensary | |
| sub held together with a gold ring | |
| subscription pencils | |
| subterranean positioning system | |
| SUBWOOFER SUPPOSITORIES | |
| SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL | |
| suck cow's dick live on stage | |
| sue productswithoutpalmoil.com for anything they have wrong or outdated on their site | |
| Sugar Toadu, deep-fried puffer fish alternative | |
| suicide vest packed with glitter | |
| super mario brothel. all the women wear princess peach costumes and all the dudes are named luigi | |
| SUPPORT GROUPS FOR VICTIMS OF ESCH'S MOOD SWINGS | |
| supportive neck color for newborns | |
| surf elementary | |
| surgically embed qi pad in butt near phone pocket | |
| SUSAN G KOMEN ANAL BEADS | |
| SUSAN G KOMEN ANAL BEADS FOR HER #pink #beatcancer | |
| sushi soup | |
| SUSPICIOUS BURRITO | |
| swimming nips | |
| Switchable q tip ends for eyeglass temples | |
| swole zombies | |
| sybian unicycle | |
| syndicalist kickstarter clone with heavy moderation | |
| Syria women are syrian girls for a syrian bride then syria wife. Syrian women are syrian mail order brides meet syria girls for syria mail order brides marry a syrian wife or syria bride. | |
| Tab key | |
| tab-complete your thoughts | |
| table of contents in sharepoint | |
| TACO BELL MOBILE | |
| TACO BUFFET | |
| taco clean room | |
| TACO COLOGNE | |
| taco hotdish | |
| taco pills | |
| taco sushi | |
| tacodog electric buttplugs | |
| TACOGRAPH | |
| TACOS BY PRESCRIPTION ONLY | |
| tacos.js | |
| TACTICAL AFRO | |
| TACTICAL BABBY | |
| TACTICAL FLAN | |
| tactical nuke | |
| TACTICAL PANTS | |
| TACTICAL PORCUPINE | |
| tai lopez soundboard | |
| Taint Chat, a blog focusing on the discussion of the area between the genitals and anus | |
| TAINT SPRAIN | |
| take a denny, leave a denny | |
| take cheap soundacards and build an enclosure around them | |
| take it form fuckin buttwashers | |
| take this https://www.wholesalesolar.com/1898596/fullriver/battery-banks/fullriver-agm-415-ah-24-vdc-9-960-wh-4-battery-bank and bolt to peoples walls | |
| Talent agency for midgets seeking domestic work | |
| TAMPON CHALUPA WITH EXTRA VAG SALSA | |
| tap baseball | |
| TAPING BUDDIES | |
| TARGET ATONEMENT | |
| TARGETED ADVERTISING FOR WOLVES | |
| TARGETED CRM FOR BREWERY MANAGERS | |
| TASER IPHONE | |
| tatpic engine | |
| TCP over burrito | |
| TCP/IP OVER BLIMP | |
| teach e coli to play monopoly | |
| TEACH ESCH HOW TO USE IRC | |
| teach kids primarily binary numbers | |
| techcrunch for aspergers | |
| Teither, a double-ended pacifier: babby can suck one end or teither! | |
| telegraph instead of shrimp | |
| Telekitty, USA: facetime, RIGHT MEOW | |
| television show about the kardashian family | |
| telnet for dogs | |
| tennis jesus | |
| tennis lieutenants | |
| tentacle menorah | |
| terminal multiplexer with splits to raise dev awareness | |
| terminam multiplexer with splits to raise dev awareness | |
| terriblr | |
| Terrifying Sleep Experience Simulator | |
| tesla fridge | |
| tesla's zombie ghost repairman | |
| tetris block filesystem | |
| thank sticks | |
| the Bell Jar audiobook read by Jeremy Clarkson | |
| the big lebowski but with seinfeld characters | |
| the blind flagmaker | |
| The Business, on-demand shuttle bus with wifi and tables, so you can take care of business on The Business | |
| THE DONG SHOW | |
| The Dope Diner, theme restaurant with marijuana-infused food | |
| The Internet Read Aloud by Dreamghost’s Mom, a podcast | |
| the kanye west episode but mr garrison failing to understand impossible whopper | |
| The Long Walk, but with babies | |
| THE MEAL YOU DESERVE | |
| the milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak | |
| the milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak #ycombinator #yc | |
| The No Men | |
| THE OTHER NEWARK | |
| the planet IS the blockchain | |
| The Simple Life except it's kanye, scott adams, and donald trump | |
| the smell of jizz and stale margarine on fire #treps | |
| the standard tehloki | |
| THE STOAT | |
| THE SUSHI PROBLEM | |
| THE VELOCIPASTOR | |
| the www | |
| therapeutic sex changes for cats | |
| theremin you play with your cock ring | |
| thermite | |
| thicc movie | |
| thin blue line flag but it's green and kermit's peeking out the side | |
| this but powers a turntable you can drop some sick beats on | |
| This English Hitchhiker, PBS documentary on couchsurfing | |
| three-dimensional money | |
| thrice-cursed acts of trechery | |
| throat windows | |
| throw sloth from the train | |
| Ticket collecting romantic pretends to be engaged to an unconscious man but can't fool his brother | |
| ties for manly hands | |
| time machine that goes backwards 5 seconds. Use it to lift stuff into orbit | |
| time release caffeine pills | |
| time-traveling kittens | |
| TIMELINE TO MAKE YOUR CURRENT SOCIAL MEDIA SITE LOOK LIKE THAT FAILED MYSPACE FAGGOTRY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YEAH | |
| timesnaps | |
| tinder for brunch | |
| tiny michelada with mezcal instead of beer | |
| tiny watch that attaches to applewatch band | |
| tiny-dogs-as-a-service | |
| TISSUE DISPENSER FOR RAPE VICTIMS | |
| tissues but using blockchain | |
| TIT WARMERS | |
| tits on fish | |
| TITTER | |
| tivo that plays benny hill music when you hit fast forward | |
| To Make an Apple Pie, Cosmos special episode featuring Alton Brown | |
| to me | |
| TOBACCO SLAW | |
| toddler mullet world cup | |
| TODDLER RAPE | |
| toffee hammer. but for coffee. | |
| TOFU BEER FOR VEGETARIAN HIPSTER DOUCHES | |
| tofungsten, tungsten block for pressing water out of tofu | |
| toilets for poopin' | |
| too many goats | |
| toothcomb | |
| TOOTHPASTE-FLAVORED LOBSTER | |
| tornado 'nade | |
| tortoise wars | |
| TOSSED SALAD BUFFET | |
| touch-screen app that has a dial with simulated sticking behaviour that unsticks when you tap at it | |
| touchless water | |
| toxic masculinity party | |
| TRACK SLAW | |
| traffic bruh | |
| traffic but in space | |
| Traffic Guard Simulator | |
| train chat app | |
| training wheels for adults | |
| TRANKPAD | |
| transexual surprise | |
| TRANSFORMERS THAT TURN INTO BUTTS | |
| transit trumpet | |
| TRANSPORT TYCOON WEBRING | |
| trashcans made out of nintendo switch cartridges | |
| tree chunnel | |
| TRI-GASM | |
| trick breathalyzers | |
| trigger warnings composed entirely of triggers | |
| triple robotics | |
| trouts w/ "jazz" paper cup design | |
| truck butts | |
| truck nut fat suits | |
| TRUMP TRUMP | |
| TRUNK BBQ | |
| TTY for beef | |
| tumeric wafers | |
| TUNA SALAD OREOS | |
| tuna-flavored pot | |
| turdpoop | |
| TURDUCKEN CAT TREATS | |
| turf | |
| turkeymap | |
| turn birds into diamonds | |
| turn twigs into apps | |
| turntable extended genre autotagging | |
| turtle-mounted shotgun | |
| tv series about space plumbers | |
| tv show about a toddler that is the world's most famous restaurant critic | |
| tvs for communists | |
| TWEAT - TWITTER FOR MEAT | |
| TWEET THROUGH THE PAIN | |
| twerking booths | |
| twitch as notary public | |
| Twitch plays President | |
| twitter 4-photos-in-a-tweet shit | |
| twitter account that replies to every comedy twitter account with "not funny" | |
| twitter bot called @sylviaplath that just tweets everything tehloki says | |
| twitter bot that replaces "almost" with "not" in headlines | |
| twitter bot to constantly update followers that you're "not pooping" | |
| twitter but bad | |
| twitter but shitter | |
| twitter but worse | |
| twitter court | |
| twitter for birds | |
| Twitter: The Game | |
| twix as a pillow https://i.redd.it/mx4tf96jjpp31.jpg | |
| u... | |
| uber but for beds in an airport | |
| uber but for helicopters | |
| uber but you get coronavirus | |
| UBER FOR CAKE TINS | |
| uber for cardboard for homeless | |
| uber for CP | |
| uber for friends | |
| uber for hurricane response | |
| uber for hurricanes | |
| uber for pinball machines | |
| uber for prisons | |
| uber for riots | |
| uber for uber drivers | |
| uber, but for fingerless gloves for chilly tech workers | |
| Ubiquitos, grab-and-go chips available on every street corner | |
| UHaul-a-caust, portable gas ovens | |
| UL-CERTIFIED SOY MILK | |
| ULTRAMARINE IPHONE COVER | |
| Um-bee-la, robo-bee that unfolds into an umbrella | |
| UNCANNY HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH DRESSING | |
| underground eruv lines | |
| underwater bicycle | |
| underwater nanobees | |
| underwater nanobees that constantly dribbles piss | |
| underwater nanobees that penetrate your hand | |
| UNDOCUMENTED GAYS | |
| ungooglable bullshit java-based goo! | |
| UNGULATES FOR BLOGGERS | |
| unicod, international cod sales | |
| uninterruptible power supply service (UPSS) - charge people $250 + $10/month for a cheap UPS | |
| universal emulsifier | |
| universal vengabus | |
| unix commands for real life | |
| UNLMITED EMAILS | |
| unpainted stunt piss | |
| untitled goose SDK | |
| upcycling civil defense sirens into home appliances | |
| updick atms | |
| updog | |
| urine fedora helmet | |
| urine fedora helmet | <@tacodog> i wanted a helmet that looked like an afro | |
| urine-soaked fedora helmet with velcro-attached afro | |
| urine-soaked fedora helmet with velcro-attached afro | l'obvieaux paris | |
| USB-POWERED GARBAGE DISPOSAL | |
| use core of earth as internal satellite | |
| use entropy | |
| use flint water to relead gasoline, use proceeds to ship them bottled water | |
| use hall and oates album covers in election campaign ads | |
| use penises to MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH | |
| using in route internet packets as cloud storage | |
| uteri without borders | |
| utetube | |
| UTF-8 NIXIE TUBES | |
| v8 camelbak | |
| VACUUM PINBONER | |
| vacuum wasp nest | |
| Vaginambulance, the late-night on-call escort service | |
| Vaginambulators, putting geek girls on catwalks since 1986 | |
| Vajazzling For Charity | |
| VALUE ADDED BISCUITS | |
| van full of monkeys that installs ethernet for you | |
| vanadium dioxide electrical safety gloves | |
| VAPE GUM | |
| vapolin | |
| vaporizer with gun accessory mount | |
| vaporwave space program | |
| vasebook | |
| vat ortolan | |
| vegan canned dicks | |
| vegan elf for dick pics | |
| VEGETABLE BEER | |
| velcro foreskin | |
| vertical pinball | |
| very big relativistic centrifuges as alternatives to cryogenic freezing | |
| Very Good Podcast About the Placenta | |
| Vested Interest, a clothing store catering to startup hipsters | |
| VESTS WITH POCKETS THAT CAN CARRY CHRISTIANS | |
| video conferencng earthquake creepshots porn | |
| VIDEO CRAIGSLIST | |
| VIDEO CRM FOR FECAL BACTERIA | |
| VIDEO FACEBOOK | |
| VIDEO FACEBOOK FOR THE DEAD | |
| village of grape | |
| VINTAGE SPOONS | |
| virtual selfie stick | |
| VITAMIN BEER | |
| vocal chords in your ass | |
| VOIDWEAR | |
| Voltromnom, chainable food trucks | |
| VR BAGELS | |
| VR GLASSES NAMED EYEPODS | |
| VR norovirus simulator | |
| wago condom | |
| wagyu condom | |
| walkable food tube | |
| wall switches | |
| WalMark, flash tattoo studio embedded in Walmart | |
| WARCATS | |
| warm body as a service | |
| warm gourmet cheetos that you eat with a dip | |
| warp reality to solve problems | |
| wasp juicer | |
| wasps in your body | |
| water roller coaster you ride a kayak on | |
| water-cooled snickers bar | |
| watering can chamberpot | |
| WATERPROOF GUN HOLSTER FOR SHOWERS | |
| waterproof song-lyrics only kindle | |
| Waters of Bitchdom, a theme bar for raging grannies | |
| Waterslide ride named Lava Tubes | |
| we log in and hollow out your facebook for you | |
| we record ur voice now, so u can use it later to talk like 20 year old u, 30, etc | |
| weaponised 5G bat | |
| weaponized cherry tomatos | |
| weasel colonoscopy | |
| WEB PAGES | |
| WEB SITE | |
| Webcam star roller derby team named nudemongolgirlz | |
| webrings | |
| website that lets you comment on tweets | |
| website to hire black-hat hackers. whenever someone hires a hacker, a lumberjack in a black toque is dispatched to their residence. | |
| website where you can enter in things and how long you've left them out and it will tell you what diseases you will get | |
| weed vape that works as a wallet | |
| Weedles on Wheels: bike-riding escort/weed courier service | |
| weird ass copper compound | |
| WEIRD JEFF SMELL | |
| weird lamp | |
| weird sand | |
| weird slug | |
| west wing snapchat filter | |
| wet/dry measuring spoons with like fish/cactuses on them | |
| wetter honey | |
| whale window | |
| what if someone else invades russia while their army is busy with ukraine? | |
| what if the casino was in your pocket, and it still costs money to play, but when you win, you get nothing, instead of getting money | |
| What The Fuck is This Connector Dot Com | |
| wheat steak | |
| where is my wallet | |
| where you know bears and paste to here | |
| wheresgeorge.com+mobile_topup | |
| whistles for dogs | |
| white supremacy | |
| white van candy bowl with FREE CANDY on the side | |
| who let the dogs out ringtone day | |
| who's on first porno | |
| whole age of computer | |
| Why not Wodka? | |
| wife sharing as a service (totally not pimping u guys for real) | |
| Wifi on Wheels, a co-wardriving space for anarchist yuppies | |
| WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE | |
| wikileaks book club | |
| wikileaks branded food processor | |
| wikileaks premium | |
| William Shatner reads Oh the Places You'll Go | |
| Windows 95 maze tie using e-ink | |
| Windows Clint | |
| windows solitaire cascade animation as a service | |
| windows solitaire cascade animation for workgroups | |
| wines by the foot | |
| wipe ass left-handed | |
| wired flashlight | |
| wireless cables | |
| WISCONSIN SPICES | |
| woke dbas | |
| wolf spider flour | |
| WOLFRAM ALPHA KILLER | |
| word cloud but every word is wa | |
| WORDLE BUT WITH NORDIC RUNES | |
| world of danks | |
| WORLD PNOOP | |
| wormohol | |
| XIAOLAJIAO | |
| xplan fork, sexplane | |
| yacht eggs | |
| Yank on Wheels: servicing delivery service | |
| YARDANG | |
| YAWNING SQUID PUB | |
| yeast cum | |
| yeetza, the pizza that is also a regulation ultimate disc | |
| YET ANOTHER GODDAMN LANGUAGE THAT COMPILES TO JAVASCRIPT | |
| YIP YIPS | |
| YO | |
| yogurt for men | |
| YOLOVIRUS | |
| You Can't Get Here from There, motivational speaker course | |
| you just make a bunch of quadrotors that look like bits of random star wars infrastructure and you have an accelerometer "force" controller to lift them up and fling them towards your opponent. | |
| your own personal tom greene | |
| YOUTH CULTURE | |
| YouTube channel featuring people driving on various kinds of drugs | |
| youtube for the blind | |
| YOUTUBE: Young Girl | |
| ZALGO WITH FRIENDS | |
| ZALGO WORDLE | |
| ZAPPOS FOR DOGS THOSE ARE MY SHOES YOU ARE A DOG THEY DONT EVEN FIT | |
| zappy roguelike magic times with realtime simulation | |
| zelda game where one player designs the dungeon and tries to kill everyone else | |
| zero gravity covid recovery | |
| zero-g honey bucket | |
| ZIPCAT | |
| zoom booth babes | |
| zoom zoom zoom | |
| zsh in react | |
| [anything]nado | |
| {some hipster presentation thing} | |
| ¯\_(?)_/¯ | |
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