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egasimus / init.vim
Last active January 27, 2022 17:36
NEW FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUES
" set ttymouse=sgr
set noswapfile
set backspace=indent,eol,start mouse=a
set nowrap ts=2 sts=2 sw=2 et ai cc=100 foldcolumn=0
set fillchars+=vert:│
set splitbelow splitright
set cursorline
set cursorcolumn
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egasimus / Arcan.nix
Last active May 17, 2021 09:39
Building Arcan on NixOS, 2020 version
({ lib, newScope, stdenv, pkgs }: let
# nicer aliases
derive = stdenv.mkDerivation;
concat = builtins.concatStringsSep " ";
# vendored libuvc: don't build, just make sources available
libuvc-src = derive {
name = "libuvc-src";
# using fetchgit instead fetchFromGitHub because
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egasimus / 0_kubernetes_starter_pack.md
Last active April 29, 2020 00:23
Run Kubernetes CronJob manually, formatting output and deleting it afterwards.

Ouch.

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egasimus / keybase.md
Last active September 10, 2019 10:59

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am egasimus on github.
  • I am egasimus (https://keybase.io/egasimus) on keybase.
  • I have a public key ASCNEQV8gWIvCTHEpQqLHsaivEy76Jt8Ysb-Xhgv2kt_BAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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egasimus / tiny.js
Last active March 8, 2017 18:36
Self-updating Node.js module in ~39SLOC
var fs = require('fs')
var path = require('path')
var vm = require('vm')
module.exports = {
watch:
function (module) {
fs.watch(module.filename, function (event, filename) {
module.exports.changed(module, this, event, filename); }) },

It is also crucial to bear in mind the interconnection between the Decalogue... and its modern obverse, the celebrated 'human Rights'. As the experience of our post-political liberal-permissive society amply demonstrates, human Rights are ultimately, at their core, simply Rights to violate the Ten Commandments. 'The right to privacy' — the right to adultery, in secret, where no one sees me or has the right to probe my life. 'The right to pursue happiness and to possess private property' -- the right to steal (to exploit others). 'Freedom of the press and of the expression of opinion' -- the right to lie. 'The right of free citizens to possess weapons' -- the right to kill. And, ultimately, 'freedom of religious belief' — the right to worship false gods.

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, file elevator cables to one thin wire, turn sewers into the water supply, throw sharks and sting rays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools (the candiru is a small eel-like fish or worm about one-quarter inch through and two inches long patronizing certain rivers of ill repute in the Greater Amazon Basin, will dart up your prick or your asshole or a woman's cunt faute de mieux, and hold himself there by sharp spines with precisely what motives is not known since no one has stepped forward to observe the candiru's life-cycle in situ), in nautical costumes ram the Queen Mary full speed into New York Harbor, play chicken with passenger planes and busses, rush into hospitals in white coats carrying saws and axes and sca

Out of sandbox:
[ 1, 2, { '3': 4 } ]
[1 2 {"3" 4}]
Inside of sandbox:
[ 1, 2, { '3': 4 } ]
[ 1, 2, { '3': 4 } ]
Hassan shrieks out: "This is your doing, A.J.! You
poopa my party!"
A.J. looks at him, face remote as limestone: "Uppa
your ass, you liquefying gook."
A horde of lust-mad American women rush in.
Dripping cunts, from farm and dude ranch, factory,
brothel, country club, penthouse and suburb, motel
and yacht and cocktail bar, strip off riding clothes, ski
togs, evening dresses, levis, tea gowns, print dresses,
slacks, bathing suits and kimonos. They scream and
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egasimus / 1_models.py
Last active August 29, 2015 13:56
django-parler m2m errors
# Here's a pretty basic model with a translatable M2M field.
class ContentItem(TranslatableModel):
translations = TranslatedFields(
title = models.CharField(max_length=200),
content = models.TextField(blank=True),
primary_media = models.ForeignKey(