electricduck

root:x:0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
bin:x:1:1:bin:/bin:/sbin/nologin
daemon:x:2:2:daemon:/sbin:/sbin/nologin
adm:x:3:4:adm:/var/adm:/sbin/nologin
lp:x:4:7:lp:/var/spool/lpd:/sbin/nologin
sync:x:5:0:sync:/sbin:/bin/sync
shutdown:x:6:0:shutdown:/sbin:/sbin/shutdown
halt:x:7:0:halt:/sbin:/sbin/halt
mail:x:8:12:mail:/var/spool/mail:/sbin/nologin
operator:x:11:0:operator:/root:/sbin/nologin

electricduck

{
  "version": 1,
  "events": [
    {
      "id": "gbeu",
      "flag": "🇩🇪",
      "name": "Gearblast:EU",
      "location": "Karlsruhe, Germany",
      "location_osm": 62518,
      "dates": [

electricduck

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electricduck

EXEC sp_change_users_login 'Auto_Fix', '<user>'

electricduck

$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?

electricduck

[14:24:59] <gbyers> |nofap
[14:24:59] <doge> gbyers: You have not fapped for 1 month, 2 weeks
[14:25:04] <gbyers> O
[14:25:18] <gbyers> Doubt it doge 
[14:26:49] <Ducky> gbyers: do |nofap again
[14:29:34] <gbyers> |nofap 
[14:29:35] <doge> gbyers: You have not fapped for 85 years, 2 months
[14:29:43] <gbyers> Doubt it
[14:29:44] <Ducky> I set the clock to 2100