Its 3:14 on 3/14 (2016)! Time for some Vandal Poem of the Day (VPOD) poetry remix using OpenRefine and Python.
First, I grabbed all of the poems from VPOD at http://poetry.lib.uidaho.edu/
Then I parsed it all using OpenRefine.
I Refined it down to a table with these columns: title, author, poem, words, length. Each row represents one line from a poem in the corpus.