emoji.cpp

    #include <iostream>
    #include <vector>
    #include <cstdlib>
    
    namespace 🔩 = std;
    using 🔢 = int;
    using 💀 = void;
    using 🕒 = time_t;
    using 👌 = bool;
    
    #define 👂 auto
    #define 👾 enum
    #define 👎 false
    #define 👍 true
    #define 👹 "evil"
    #define 💪 🔩::make_shared
    #define 🍸 virtual
    #define 🖥 🔩::cout
    #define 🔫 🔩::endl
    
    template<class 🔮>
    using 📚 = 🔩::vector<🔮>;
    template<class 🔮>
    using 👇 = 🔩::shared_ptr<🔮>;
    
    👾 🐒 {🐵, 🙊, 🙉};
    🔢 🎲() { return 🔩::rand(); }
    👌 😎() { return 👎; }
    
    struct 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() = 0; };
    struct 🍊 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍊" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍉 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍉" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍒 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍒" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍓 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍓" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍍 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍍" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍎 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍎" << 🔫; }; };
    
    🔢 main() {
      if (😎() == 👎)
        🖥 << "💩" << 🔫;
    
      📚<👇<🍴>> 🍛 = { 💪<🍊>(), 💪<🍉>(), 💪<🍒>(), 💪<🍓>(), 💪<🍍>(), 💪<🍎>() };
    
      for (👂 🍏 : 🍛)
        🍏->👀();
    
      return 🎲();
    }