genghisjahn/top10-really20.txt

## top10-really20.txt
Top 10 things you should know about the new basic airline ticket plans

1. Two drink minimum required for all pilots
2. That little clasp thing that holds up your seat tray is $5.00.
3. You can count on getting to wear that yellow dixie cup looking oxygen mask.
4. Inflight entertainment shows only rick astley videos
5. Pre-flight instructional video is about notifying next of kin
6. You gotta leave your shoes at the security check point.
7. When the captain gets on the intercom and says, "everybody lean to the left" you better do it
8. Dragging behind a flock of birds is the only way you'll have enough gas to arrive at your destination.
9. Everybody has to hold their phones up to the windows to provide running lights for night landings
10. No wifi service, no drink service, no snack service, no bathroom service.  You should have gone before we left.
11. Last 4 people on board required to don flight attendant gear
12. No safety belts, you'll be given a bungee cord at the gate.
13. All the seat cushions smell of sea water.
14. Exit row passengers required to hold a gallon of jet fuel in their lap.
15. That cooing sound comes from the homing pigeons that guide the pilot.
16. Checked package is sent via US Mail
17. There'll be a smoking section at some point.
18. If you board this plane, you'll never have to prove your courage in any other way
19. Significant delays due to rookie pilot keeping the aircraft in second gear for the entire flight.
20. Inflight magazines have been replaced with back issues of National Geographic and Highlights.
	Top 10 things you should know about the new basic airline ticket plans

	1. Two drink minimum required for all pilots
	2. That little clasp thing that holds up your seat tray is $5.00.
	3. You can count on getting to wear that yellow dixie cup looking oxygen mask.
	4. Inflight entertainment shows only rick astley videos
	5. Pre-flight instructional video is about notifying next of kin
	6. You gotta leave your shoes at the security check point.
	7. When the captain gets on the intercom and says, "everybody lean to the left" you better do it
	8. Dragging behind a flock of birds is the only way you'll have enough gas to arrive at your destination.
	9. Everybody has to hold their phones up to the windows to provide running lights for night landings
	10. No wifi service, no drink service, no snack service, no bathroom service. You should have gone before we left.
	11. Last 4 people on board required to don flight attendant gear
	12. No safety belts, you'll be given a bungee cord at the gate.
	13. All the seat cushions smell of sea water.
	14. Exit row passengers required to hold a gallon of jet fuel in their lap.
	15. That cooing sound comes from the homing pigeons that guide the pilot.
	16. Checked package is sent via US Mail
	17. There'll be a smoking section at some point.
	18. If you board this plane, you'll never have to prove your courage in any other way
	19. Significant delays due to rookie pilot keeping the aircraft in second gear for the entire flight.
	20. Inflight magazines have been replaced with back issues of National Geographic and Highlights.