Dan-Q

<?php
// half-hearted CSS minification
$css = preg_replace(
  array('/\s*(\w)\s*{\s*/','/\s*(\S*:)(\s*)([^;]*)(\s|\n)*;(\n|\s)*/','/\n/','/\s*}\s*/'), 
  array('$1{ ','$1$3;',"",'} '),
  file_get_contents('linked.css')
);

// embed as a data: uri
$base64css = rtrim(strtr(base64_encode($css), '+/', '-_'), '=');

Treeki

#include <stdint.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

// munged from https://github.com/simontime/Resead

namespace sead
{
class Random
{