All started around 1930, when mathematicians discovered the λ-calculus. It was Turing complete, so we wrote programs on it. Everything was great, until the first program crashed and the first paradox was found. The world was in flames, so humans looked for better.
Around 1940, the simple type was discovered. It solved everything: math was consistent again, programs stopped crashing. People were happy, until someone tried to make a linked list.
"Why do I need to duplicate my entire codebase?" - asked the angry developers.
At this point, half of humanity gave up on types. A duck religion was born. The other half looked for better.