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harrisj / fake_far.txt
Created February 20, 2020 03:54
All rate schedule
performs an icers, defective or noncoverent accounting procedures, together with-rights
(including unpaid Fee the dollars that would be
the form of performance of a sectre-owned small business settlement proposal aracts;” the terms and conditions of Severance Program (line item number;
(B) The provisions of 47.303-3(c), the Contractor's right, Economy for Construction.
22.1007(i)(A)
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harrisj / fake_far.txt
Created February 20, 2020 03:51
Fake FAR text
All rate schedule
performs an icers, defective or noncoverent accounting procedures, together with-rights
(including unpaid Fee the dollars that would be
the form of performance of a sectre-owned small business settlement proposal aracts;” the terms and conditions of Severance Program (line item number;
(B) The provisions of 47.303-3(c), the Contractor's right, Economy for Construction.
22.1007(i)(A)
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harrisj / FAR.txt
Created February 20, 2020 01:47
The text of the FAR
This file has been truncated, but you can view the full file.
VOLUME I-PARTS 1 TO 51
FEDERAL
ACQUISITION
REGULATION
Issued Fiscal Year 2019 by the:
GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
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harrisj / shins_girls.txt
Last active May 7, 2017 23:56
All the times the Shins mention a girl
And she was no ordinary girl
Girl, inform me, all my senses warn me
Remember the girls in the middle are always the first to fall off.
You're the girl on the wing of a barnstormer
So forget about it, girl
I gotta leave here, my girl, get on with my lonely life
Girl, you must atone some
Eyeless in the morning sun you were pale and mild, a modern girl
You'd be damned to be one of us, girl
Dare to be one of us, girl
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harrisj / examples.txt
Created April 20, 2017 16:26
Adding even numbers between 1 and 100
Go
total := 0
for i := range 100 {
if i % 2 == 0 {
total = total + i
}
}
Rust
let evens = (0..100).filter(|&x| x % 2 == 0);
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harrisj / times_machine.rb
Created April 10, 2016 01:34
My hackish Ruby script for hopping to a random NYT issue in the years 1851 - 1922 (ie, in the public domain)
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
years = (1851..1922).to_a
months = (1..12).to_a
def max_day_for_month(month, year)
case month
when 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12
31
when 9, 4, 6, 11
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harrisj / keybase.md
Created August 26, 2015 15:53

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am harrisj on github.
  • I am harrisj (https://keybase.io/harrisj) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is 219E C44A EC5B 6425 5A5B 0CB9 22C5 DDCC 45EE 2FBA

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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harrisj / gist:4e55678aeca0bcaf3f16
Last active August 29, 2015 14:16
Georgetown Lecture

Outline for Georgetown Business Class

  • Who I am
  • Journalist's Best friends: SKEPTICISM AND PARANOIA
    • They're here to keep you from making mistakes
    • SKEPTICISM - is this data really correct?
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harrisj / reporting.csv
Created September 18, 2014 01:24
Reporting times for CA Governor Primary 2014
Report Time
POLL CLOSE 2014-06-04 03:00:00
0.09 2014-06-04 03:11:08
0.63 2014-06-04 03:14:26
3.48 2014-06-04 03:17:43
4.34 2014-06-04 03:21:06
5.33 2014-06-04 03:23:35
5.33 2014-06-04 03:26:27
5.33 2014-06-04 03:30:04
4.79 2014-06-04 03:32:56
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harrisj / gist:b652f80fb55b6301b4ed
Last active July 21, 2016 05:23
Slack notification for election_results
class SlackNotifier
def self.notify(load_id)
notify_first_votes(load_id)
notify_calls(load_id)
notify_runoffs(load_id)
notify_uncalls(load_id)
notify_ap_uncalls(load_id)
end
def self.notify_first_votes(load_id)