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ahlee@ipsum:~$ dd if=/dev/zero of=sda bs=1G count=1
1+0 records in
1+0 records out
1073741824 bytes (1.1 GB, 1.0 GiB) copied, 0.998008 s, 1.1 GB/s
ahlee@ipsum:~$ dd if=/dev/zero of=sdb bs=1G count=1
1+0 records in
1+0 records out
1073741824 bytes (1.1 GB, 1.0 GiB) copied, 2.60719 s, 412 MB/s
ahlee@ipsum:~$ sudo losetup /dev/loop0 sda
ahlee@ipsum:~$ sudo losetup /dev/loop1 sdb

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(venv)[jeremy.alons@ipsum] ~/m
➜  file ./mdump
./mdump: ELF 32-bit LSB executable, Intel 80386, version 1 (SYSV), dynamically linked, interpreter /lib/ld-linux.so.2, for GNU/Linux 2.2.5, not stripped
(venv)[jeremy.alons@ipsum] ~/m
➜  ./mdump
zsh: no such file or directory: ./mdump

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jalons on github.
• I am jalons (https://keybase.io/jalons) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASDJXHgOe5PPSa1vwSR5oMIWQmE2kIvgLfDswtyMWvDHXQo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console

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#!/usr/bin/env python
import salt.config
import salt.client
opts = salt.config.master_config('/etc/salt/master')
_client = salt.client.LocalClient()
_ret = {}
for _group, _target in opts.get('nodegroups').iteritems():
    _ret[_group] = _client.cmd(tgt=_target, fun='test.ping', expr_form='compound').keys()
print _ret

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Installing Graphite:

Graphite does two things:

1. Store numeric time-series data
2. Render graphs of this data on demand

What Graphite does not do is collect data for you, however there are some tools out there that know

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The fastest remote directory rsync over ssh archival I can muster (40MB/s over 1gb NICs)

This creates an archive that does the following:

rsync (Everyone seems to like -z, but it is much slower for me)

• a: archive mode - rescursive, preserves owner, preserves permissions, preserves modification times, preserves group, copies symlinks as symlinks, preserves device files.
• H: preserves hard-links
• A: preserves ACLs

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         +------------+
+Problem->            |
         |  Engineer  +-->Solution
+Coffee-->            |
         +------+-----+
                |
                v
              Sarcasm
            (Side Effect)

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git config --global alias.cowsay '!git commit -m "`fortune | cowsay -f tux`"'

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reactor:
  - 'salt/minion/*/start':
    - /srv/reactor/sync_all.sls
    - /srv/reactor/graphite_event.sls