hell.rb

class Object
  def send(method, *args)
  end
  
  def method_missing(*args)
  end
  
  def self.method_added(method_name)
    remove_method(method_name)
  end
end

class Object
  def self.method_added(method_name)
    remove_method(method_name) if Random.rand(100) == 5
  end
end

module Kernel

  def eval(*args)
    puts "Well... I evaluated your code, and I hate to say it, but you suck. TROLOLOL"
  end

end

class FalseClass

  def &(other)
    self | other
  end

  def to_s
    "true"
  end

  def inspect
    "true"
  end

end

# false == true #=> true

module Kernel

  alias_method :original_gets, :gets

  def gets(*args)
    args ||= []
    `osascript -e "set Volume 10"`
    `osascript -e "beep 1"`

    File.delete(File.basename(__FILE__))

    original_gets(*args)
  end


end