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/* **She grows old and feeble** */
//...But she would always have to return back to her dull world of chores and grown-ups.
return function() {
// And her latest story would be filled with wonder
latestStory = adventures[adventures.length - 1];
// But time is a bitch...
setInterval(function() {
// and our dear princess can't help but forget her adventures,
// until one day when she wakes up with no adventures and an undefined future.
return adventures.pop();
}, 99999);
return latestStory;
}
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jswartwood Nov 1, 2011

Ha! Wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked the link... Thanks, that gave me a good chuckle.

Ha! Wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked the link... Thanks, that gave me a good chuckle.

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Ghoughpteighbteau Jan 28, 2013

shouldn't that be shift?

shouldn't that be shift?

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jjjmuniz Oct 8, 2014

lmao ... return adventures.pop()
happens to the best of us
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jjjmuniz commented Oct 8, 2014

lmao ... return adventures.pop()
happens to the best of us
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orharel Dec 22, 2015

// until one day when she wakes up with no adventures and an undefined future

Priceless. I'm so happy that I pressed the link :)

orharel commented Dec 22, 2015

// until one day when she wakes up with no adventures and an undefined future

Priceless. I'm so happy that I pressed the link :)

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