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/* **She grows old and feeble** */
//...But she would always have to return back to her dull world of chores and grown-ups.
return function() {
// And her latest story would be filled with wonder
latestStory = adventures[adventures.length - 1];
 
// But time is a bitch...
setInterval(function() {
// and our dear princess can't help but forget her adventures,
// until one day when she wakes up with no adventures and an undefined future.
return adventures.pop();
}, 99999);
 
return latestStory;
}

Ha! Wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked the link... Thanks, that gave me a good chuckle.

shouldn't that be shift?

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