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#!/bin/bash
echo "Generating an SSL private key to sign your certificate..."
openssl genrsa -des3 -out myssl.key 1024

echo "Generating a Certificate Signing Request..."
openssl req -new -key myssl.key -out myssl.csr

echo "Removing passphrase from key (for nginx)..."
cp myssl.key myssl.key.org
openssl rsa -in myssl.key.org -out myssl.key

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{
  "basics": {
    "name": "Jesse Dearing",
    "label": "Experienced Platform Builder",
    "image": "https://jesse.dev/images/avatar-2019-05-31.png",
    "email": "me@jesse.dev",
    "website": "https://jesse.dev",
    "summary": "Bringing over a decade of experience in both creating and running software, I seek to build platforms that make it easy for engineers to deploy software, store data, and monitor it in production.",
    "location": {
      "city": "Portland",

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Description

This is all of @sadserver's tweets packaged in a file ready to be converted into a .dat file for the fortune program.

Installing

1. Install fortune if your distro doesn't already have it.
2. Convert this into a fortune file run strfile -c % sadserver_tweets sadserver_tweets.dat
3. Copy the files into your fortune directory cp sadserver_tweets sadserver_tweets.dat /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. Note that I'm on OS X so the file path reflects that. Linux is going to be something like /usr/share/games/fortunes.
4. Add a line to your shell's profile/rc file. I.e. fortune sadserver_tweets
5. Laugh/cry when you log into your desktop/servers.

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      number = lambda { return Forgery::Basic.number(:at_least => 0, :at_most => 9).to_s }
      ein = "#{Forgery::Basic.number(:at_least => 1, :at_most => 9).to_s}#{number.call}-"
      7.times { ein += number.call }

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#Vim Cheat Sheet

• gqip - Reformats paragraph to textwidth
• gq - Reformats selection
• :Tab /= - Equally spaces based on the = symbol (requires Tabular vim plugin)
• :setf language - Changes current language
• :set language=language - Changes current language
• <C-a> - Increments the number under the cursor
• <C-x> - Decrements the number under the cursor
• ~ - Toggles case and moves to next character in normal mode

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#!/bin/bash

# This must be run from master
git checkout master
# Update our list of remotes
git fetch
git remote prune origin
# Remove local fully merged branches
git branch --merged master | grep -v 'master$' | xargs git branch -d
# Show remote fully merged branches

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

import base64
import json
from kubernetes import config, client, dynamic
from cryptography import x509
from cryptography.hazmat.backends import default_backend

config.load_kube_config()
dc = dynamic.DynamicClient(client=client.ApiClient())

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package main

import (
	"os"
	"os/signal"
	"runtime/pprof"
	"syscall"
)

func main() {

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

import base64
import argparse
from datetime import datetime, timedelta
from cryptography import x509
from cryptography.hazmat.backends import default_backend
from kubernetes import client, config

config.load_kube_config()

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var querystring = require('querystring');
var http = require('http');
var util = require('util');

exports.process = function(message, sayCallback) {
  if(message.indexOf('generate meme') !== -1) {
    var params = message.split(' ');
    if(exports.types[params[2]]) {
      var linesRegex = new RegExp(params[2] + " (.*) / (.*)");
      var lines = linesRegex.exec(message);