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// In real life, it's great that stuff gets restarted when it fails.
// In testing, we'd rather know that it failed.

import akka.actor._
class DyingActor extends Actor {
  def receive = { case "die" => throw new Exception("poo") }
}

// Default config, everything restarts automatically
val system = ActorSystem("ordinary")

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// In real life, it's great that stuff gets restarted when it fails.
// In testing, we'd rather know that it failed.

import akka.actor._
class DyingActor extends Actor {
  def receive = { case "die" => throw new Exception("poo") }
}

// Default config, everything restarts automatically
val system = ActorSystem("ordinary")

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scala> class Banana[P] {}
defined class Banana

// We will know when this gets called, when the banana is needed
scala> implicit def myBanana[P]: Banana[P] = { println("banana time"); new Banana[P] }
myBanana: [P]=> Banana[P]

// method with implicits
scala> def addWithBanana(one: Int)(two: Int)(implicit banana: Banana[Int]) = {println(banana); one + two}

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var completeSale = function(num) {
    console.log("Sale " + num + ": selling " + this.items + " to " + this.customer);
   }

var foo = {
   customer: "Fred",
   items: ["carrot","eggs"],
   complete: completeSale
};

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(defn addCustomer [sale, cust] (assoc sale :customer cust))
(defn addItems [sale, items] (assoc sale :items items))
(defn complete [sale, num] (println "Sale" num ": selling" (:items sale) "to" (:customer sale)))

(def sale { :store "Downtown" })

(-> sale
  (addCustomer "Fred")
  (addItems ["carrot", "eggs"])
  (complete 100)

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# Letter to a Young Haskell Enthusiast, by Gershom Bazerman.
Condensed from: http://comonad.com/reader/2014/letter-to-a-young-haskell-enthusiast/

The following letter is about tendencies that come with the flush of excitement of learning any new thing. 
It is written specifically, because if we don't talk specifics, the generalities make no sense. 
It is a letter full of things I want to remember.

You’ve entered the world of strongly typed functional programming, and it is great. 
You want to share the great things you’ve learned, and you want to slay all the false statements in the world.

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Letter to a Young Haskell Enthusiast, by Gershom Bazerman.

Condensed from: http://comonad.com/reader/2014/letter-to-a-young-haskell-enthusiast/

The following letter is about tendencies that come with the flush of excitement of learning any new thing. It is written specifically, because if we don't talk specifics, the generalities make no sense. It is a letter full of things I want to remember.

You’ve entered the world of strongly typed functional programming, and it is great. You want to share the great things you’ve learned, and you want to slay all the false statements in the world.

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== Summum Bonum, by Robert Browning ==
All the breath and the bloom of the year
In the bag of one bee
All the wonder and wealth of the mine
In the heart of one gem
In the core of one pearl all the shade
And the shine of the sea
Breath and bloom, shade and shine, wonder, wealth,
And how far above them
Truth that's brighter than gem

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You're sitting there and
all the sudden something comes to you and everything stops
You look down at no point in particular
but then the music is thrumming in your ears and 
you see these colors come at the edge of your vision
red and yellow and blue, focusing in on them
If you can't stop it because you don't want to lose it
and you know that there's something there
Your vision blurs a bit and it becomes
this blackness in front of you

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module Box (Model, init, Action, update, view) where

import Html exposing (..)
import Html.Attributes exposing (style)
import Html.Events exposing (onClick)


-- MODEL
type alias Model = ()