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exporters:
  otlp:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}
  otlp/logging:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-dataset: all-the-logs
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}

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{ ...
  "dependencies": {
    "@grpc/grpc-js": "^1.5.7",
    "@opentelemetry/api": "^1.1.0",
    "@opentelemetry/core": "^1.1.1",
    "@opentelemetry/exporter-trace-otlp-grpc": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation-express": "^0.28.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation-http": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/resources": "^1.1.1",

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/* I read the docs on getting started with Jest and TypeScript, and fuck it, I just want to run some code */

import { context, Context, propagation, Baggage, BaggageEntry } from "@opentelemetry/api";

// I don't feel like getting TypeScript to realize it has the Node assert method in scope
function assert(test: boolean) {
  if (!test) {
    throw new Error();
  }
}

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{
  "resourceSpans": [
    {
      "resource": {
        "attributes": [
          {
            "key": "service.name",
            "value": {
              "stringValue": "otel-test-pod"
            }

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# This bucket is for putting ALB logs into
# If the bucket already exists, add it to your state like this:
#   terraform import aws_s3_bucket.alb_log_bucket otel-demo-alb-access-logs
resource "aws_s3_bucket" "alb_log_bucket" {
  bucket = "otel-demo-alb-access-logs"

  tags = {
    Notes = "debug 502s from the collector endpoint"
  }
}

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import { onFID, onLCP, onCLS, onINP, onTTFB } from 'web-vitals'; // you'll need to install this
import { InstrumentationBase, InstrumentationModuleDefinition } from '@opentelemetry/instrumentation';
import { trace, context } from '@opentelemetry/api';
import { hrTime } from '@opentelemetry/core';

export class WebVitalsInstrumentation extends InstrumentationBase {
  constructor() {
    super('web-vitals-instrumentation', 'v0.1.0');
  }
  protected init(): void | InstrumentationModuleDefinition<any> | InstrumentationModuleDefinition<any>[] {

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mode: deployment

config:
  exporters:
    otlp/honeycomb:
      endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
      headers:
        "x-honeycomb-team": YOUR-HONEYCOMB-API-KEY-HERE
    logging:
      loglevel: debug

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You're sitting there and
all the sudden something comes to you and everything stops
You look down at no point in particular
but then the music is thrumming in your ears and 
you see these colors come at the edge of your vision
red and yellow and blue, focusing in on them
If you can't stop it because you don't want to lose it
and you know that there's something there
Your vision blurs a bit and it becomes
this blackness in front of you

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    def urlses(cl: ClassLoader): Array[java.net.URL] = cl match {
      case null => Array()
      case u: java.net.URLClassLoader => u.getURLs() ++ urlses(cl.getParent)
      case _ => urlses(cl.getParent)
    }

    val  urls = urlses(getClass.getClassLoader)
    println(urls.filterNot(_.toString.contains("ivy")).mkString("\n")

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<#
.Synopsis

   STDERR strings get wrapped in an ErrorRecord. Unwrap those back into strings.

#>
function Convert-StderrString {
    # Why can this not be an advanced function with [CmdletBinding()] ?
    # Somehow it doesn't work if I put that in.