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#!/usr/bin/env python
import plistlib
from shutil import copy
import subprocess
import os
from tempfile import gettempdir
import sys
import atexit
BOOKMARKS_PLIST = '~/Library/Safari/Bookmarks.plist'
joet3ch / gist:6157bb9cac0b33bb9bc5
Last active Aug 29, 2015
Maintenance Update - Message Template Example
View gist:6157bb9cac0b33bb9bc5
Maintenance update from *|STATUSPAGENAME|*
Affected Infrastructure:
joet3ch / gist:bf4d4523c8f22ad50161
Last active Aug 29, 2015
Maintenance Reminder - Message Template Example
View gist:bf4d4523c8f22ad50161
Scheduled maintenance reminder from *|STATUSPAGENAME|*
Affected Infrastructure:
joet3ch / gist:5a1ac5b895eae5937147
Last active Aug 29, 2015
Incident Message - Message Template Example
View gist:5a1ac5b895eae5937147
Status update from *|STATUSPAGENAME|*
Current Status: *|CURRENTSTATUS|*
Started: *|TIMESTART|*
Resolved: *|TIMERESOLVE|*
Affected Infrastructure:
joet3ch /
Created Apr 13, 2014
keybase verify

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am joet3ch on github.
  • I am joet3ch ( on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is F4C6 825F F0EA F9E0 B0F3 023F 88D0 A38F 12D3 6167

To claim this, I am signing this object:

joet3ch /
Last active Dec 16, 2015
mongod auto launch on boot
sudo vi /Library/LaunchDaemons/org.mongo.mongod.plist
sudo chown root:wheel /Library/LaunchDaemons/org.mongo.mongod.plist
sudo launchctl load /Library/LaunchDaemons/org.mongo.mongod.plist
sudo launchctl start org.mongo.mongod
joet3ch /
Created Mar 22, 2013
Display ec2 instance public dns fqdn.
public_name=$(curl -s
echo $public_name
joet3ch / screensharing.applescript
Created Mar 12, 2013
launch new apple screen sharing connection
View screensharing.applescript
do shell script "open vnc://some-box"
joet3ch / ard-control.applescript
Created Mar 11, 2013
Shortcut to control a box via ARD
View ard-control.applescript
tell application "Remote Desktop"
set server to first computer of computer list "All Computers" whose Internet address is ""
control server
end tell
joet3ch / send_love.applescript
Created Mar 9, 2013
Send some iMessage love
View send_love.applescript
tell application "Messages"
set myid to get id of first service
set mygf to buddy "" of service id myid
send "<3" to mygf
end tell
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