ken_wheeler.txt

ken's rhymes

@andrestaltz Oh that would be nuts
@seldo Wait I mean upside down butts

Butt cheeks with mosquito bites
I just can not stop watching Russian slap fights

When I watched it first, I was a small child.
@crswll In retrospect, it was wild.

That role is often driven by a need.
@drepram Fuck no I love weed.

@andrestaltz @jevakallio Of course
@cullophid I wrote open source.

@jevakallio Pull your pants down
@RyanleeHamblin Yeah go to town

@dabit3 Whered you get these pictures of me
@jamonholmgren $900 split between three.

@ddosguru That’d be hawt right
“Tell everyone you lost it in a bar fight”

The “I call things ‘lit’” starter kit
@kwuchu @elrickvm The mid tier shit

I wish I had one of those.
This ones a little too on the nose
@dabit3 Sorry bro, that’s just how it goes

Woke up like this for the 3rd night in a row.
“Wow bane really let himself go”
@robotictom @jpsykes you too hoe

I hope she ends up in a surf rock band
@_lennart Shake that legends hand

Next up, looks like d3 is in play.
LETS SLOW IT DOWN, ITS GONNA BE A LONG DAY.
TLDR: get an M series and call it a day.
@Brent_m_Clark Beats me, bought it that way.
A KISS FOR LUCK AND WERE ON OUR WAY

@markdalgleish @chantastic You’re both wrong
@robotictom Totchos all day, all long

@Dutch_Guy Yessir She made it out
@dabit3 @saltnburnem Alternate route:
@5imian You know what I’m talkin bout

@cesidio That’s what she said
@davidbrunelle Wife asked how you make the bed

I bet Mama Llama is a low key freak
> premakes chicken breasts for the week

@richardiii Did you hear her new track?
@carlos_paelinck It’s my current stack

@threepointone > unbuttons pans shirt
@iansvo I do, it just makes my knees hurt
@ParissAthena Should I get a cloud cert?

Having an open house is so fun
@_jayphelps Oh no what have I done
@josgraha oh imma buy you one

@BenLesh I’m gonna paint them all hot pink
Does anyone wanna have a drink?

@pgarciacamou Night king don’t want this smoke
@chantastic > struggles to not make joke

imma look like mark wahlberg in like 3 weeks
Me: it’s like sideways ass cheeks

It’s basically a closet but it’s mine.
Get that soft ass shit off my time line

Just for funsies, here’s me in high school
Also, sweatpants fuckin rule

@rtfeldman It’s so special when you find a gem.
My wife get so mad when I eat them.

@Vershima11 Happy Sunday player.
@DJFreshUK Clap snap snare layer

@james_k_nelson I like the cut of your jib
@reybango @KevinJHill My new crib.

And if you did, you wouldn’t like what you saw.
It’s a bread flavored white claw.