jsbilsbrough

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jsbilsbrough on github.
• I am jsbilsbrough (https://keybase.io/jsbilsbrough) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is AE6A EE4E D436 E91B 2D2D E7EF 17A0 66FD 55A6 087A

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jsbilsbrough

module.exports = (robot) ->

	actions = [
		"Warp Core overload",
		"massive movie explosion",
		"massive Joel hissy fit",
		"End of William Shatner's career"
	]

	halfWayMessage = [