lulz

lulz.rb

class Rubyists
  def self.do
    puts yield
  end
end

def you(block)
  block.call
end

def want(block)
  block
end

def some(block)
  block
end

def bedtime(block)
  block
end

reading = Proc.new do
  true
end

Rubyists::do { `ri "==="` if you want some bedtime reading }

O.M.G. you gave me quite the belly laugh from this, thanks!