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Epic one-liners

That's hotter than an iron refinery.

Your reasoning is tighter than a whore on her first night.

Sexy, sexy non sequitur.

If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length... is it a milestone?

You shoot yourself in the foot, but the compiler notices you're already dead inside and optimizes it away.

I think we should put handles on our textbooks, just to make them easier to grasp.

Why don't you use linked lists as strings? Too many cons.

Face + Palm → Facepalm (ΔH > 9000)
(It's endothermic, because it was a cold reception.)

In Britain, you execute State. In Soviet Russia, State executes YOU!!

Microsoft Security Essentials. Triple irony right there.

Go to a pillow factory and get stuffed.

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