That's hotter than an iron refinery.
Your reasoning is tighter than a whore on her first night.
Sexy, sexy non sequitur.
If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length... is it a milestone?
You shoot yourself in the foot, but the compiler notices you're already dead inside and optimizes it away.
I think we should put handles on our textbooks, just to make them easier to grasp.
Why don't you use linked lists as strings? Too many cons.
Face + Palm → Facepalm (ΔH > 9000)
(It's endothermic, because it was a cold reception.)
In Britain, you execute State. In Soviet Russia, State executes YOU!!
Microsoft Security Essentials. Triple irony right there.
Go to a pillow factory and get stuffed.