(Sung to the tune of the Fourmyula song)
Through falling hairs
I pick my way slowly
Farting aloud
Eases my behind
Sunlight filters through
I feel my bladder bursting
So full of piss
I thought
What am I going to do
I need to pee and to poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Nature exit me
Ba na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Up in a tree
A bird sings so sweetly
Nature's own voice
I hear
Giant blocks of cheese
Turning beans into weenies
Call to me now
Ease my behind
What am I going to do
I need to pee and to poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Nature exit me
Ba na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
I'll find somewhere new
Mind's filled with poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Nature exit me